Chapter 21 Call Me Second Brother Yue

Xi Bai was lifted in his hand by Yue Laosan, and as Yue Laosan tossed and turned in the air, flying up and down. He only felt that the scene around him was speeding towards him, but he couldn't see anything clearly. For the first time, Xi Bai understood that the taste of "flying" was not pleasant.

Just when Xi Bai felt that his internal organs were about to be tossed out, Yue Laosan finally stopped. Xi Bai lay flat on the ground, never wanting to get up again, he had never felt that the earth was so beautiful as he did now.

"It's getting late today, let's rest for the night first, and then we'll go tomorrow." Yue Laosan took out a fire fold from his arms, piled up some dead grass and branches, and lit a fire. He himself sat cross-legged on the ground, took the jerky from his bosom and ate it.

After Xi Bai calmed down, he also sat up, and when he saw that it was already dark, and then looked at the surrounding environment, it was in a wood, and it was dark all around, and he couldn't see anything, only heard the cries of some beasts from time to time. I don't know how far away from Dali Wuliang Mountain is, Yue Laosan has been performing light skills all the way, and the speed is comparable to that of a hovering car.

Xi Bai also took out the dry food from his arms, and while eating, he asked, "I said Yue Laosan, where are you going to take me?" ”

Yue Laosan threw the jerky in his hand on the ground and said angrily: "Lao Tzu will say it again one last time, Lao Tzu is Yue Lao's second, not Yue's third!" If you call me Yue Laosan again, I will cut you up and feed you to the wolves! As he spoke, he picked up the crocodile scissors and slashed them twice.

Xi Bai shrank his neck, although he knew that Yue Laosan was just talking, but looking at the big scissors, he was still worried in his heart. Seeing Yue Laosan's angry appearance, Xi Bai suddenly wanted to tease the other party.

Xi Bai waved his hand and said: "Okay, okay, you are the second child of Yue, you are the most powerful, I think you are the boss of Yue, no problem!" ”

Yue Laosan smiled, sat down, shook his head and said: "Forget about Boss Yue, although I am also strong in martial arts, but I am still a little worse than the boss, I am not the opponent of the boss, just be the second brother of Yue." ”

Xi Bai was amused in his heart, and secretly said that he was afraid that Duan Yanqing would be able to suppress him, but he said seriously: "I said Yue Laosan...... No, it's Yue Er! Don't you think the word second child sounds awkward? Think about it, what would be called the second child? ”

Yue Laosan looked puzzled, and after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't understand, and hummed: "If you kid has anything to say, just say it, don't grind like a girl!" ”

Xi Bai hesitated for a long time, and said carefully: "I said that you can't cut me!" ”

Yue Laosan scratched his head anxiously and shouted, "Say it quickly!" I don't cut you are. ”

Xi Bai's stomach was about to cramp with laughter, but he still had a serious expression on his face, and said, "Okay, then I'll just say it, I hope you remember what you said." Think about it, as a man, is a certain part of the body called the second child? If your name is Yue Lao'er, doesn't that mean that you are the one or something? ”

Although Yue Laosan had a tendon in his brain, he still thought about this matter, and naturally understood what Xi Bai was referring to, and after thinking about it, he felt that what Xi Bai said was indeed right. He thought in his heart, yes, if my name is Yue Lao'er, then wouldn't I be like that? No, how can Lao Tzu be that thing. But Ye Sanniang is a girl, how can she ride on Lao Tzu's head, how can I call Yue Laosan!

Xi Bai looked at Yue Laosan's tangled expression, he couldn't help it, he lay on the ground and laughed, tears came out of his eyes.

Yue Laosan heard Xi Bai's laughter, stood up with a snort, and came to Xi Bai's face as soon as his body moved, the crocodile scissors were on Xi Bai's neck, and he said angrily: "What are you laughing at!" Tell me what the hell should I call it? ”

Xi Bai felt a chill on his neck, and when he looked down, the bright blade was sticking to his neck, as long as he moved, it would be ...... Xi Bai suddenly stopped laughing, cold sweat broke out on his back, and he said with a wry smile: "You said you wouldn't cut me, how can you regret it now?" ”

Yue Laosan snorted: "Hmph! Lao Tzu just repented, what can you do! If you can't give an answer that satisfies me, I'll cut you right now! ”

Xi Bai wants to cry, what does it mean that he won't die if he doesn't die, this is it!

However, Xi Bai thought about it, it was not easy to fool Yue Laosan, why was he frightened by the other party, his eyes rolled, Xi Bai smiled flatteringly, and said: "That, can you take the scissors away first, I don't have the heart to think about you like this!" ”

Yue Laosan snorted, put away the scissors, and shouted, "Can you say it now?" ”

Xi Bai nodded again and again, and said, "Naturally, it's okay, in fact, this matter is very simple, don't you just want to have a higher status than Ye Erniang!" You think, even if we don't call it the second child, we can change the name! For example, your name is Second Brother Yue, how about it? That's a good name, isn't it? ”

Yue Laosan thought about it and thought it was really good, hehe smirked: "Hehe, yes, I like this name, Lao Tzu will be the second brother of Yue in the future, and when Ye Sanniang and the fourth brother see Lao Tzu in the future, they will be called the second brother of Lao Tzu." You kid is good, you deserve to look like me, your brain is as smart as me, you will worship me as a teacher in the future, and within a few years, Lao Tzu will make you a first-class master. ”

"Ding! Congratulations to player Xi Bai, you have won the favor of Yue Laosan, the 'South China Sea Crocodile God'. Yue Laosan wants to accept you as an apprentice, do you agree, do you want to join the Xixia Yipintang in the Seventy-two Left Paths? ”

Xi Bai was stunned, he didn't expect this to be okay, this can also gain the favor of the other party, this Yue Laosan is really simple-minded, but worship him as a teacher, join Xixia Yipintang or something. Speaking in the future, my master is Yue Laosan, so he won't laugh off his ** teeth, and Xixia Yipintang doesn't have any powerful martial arts!

Xi Bai chose to refuse, and said with a smile: "Second Brother Yue, your martial arts are too powerful, I'm afraid I won't be able to learn it!" I'm too stupid, so I'll forget about apprenticeship. ”

When Yue Laosan heard Xi Bai's refusal, he glared at Xi Bai with a pair of copper bell eyes, and shouted: "I said that you can learn it, you look so much like me, you say that you are stupid, doesn't that mean that I am also stupid?" ”

Xi Bai said secretly, you are indeed a stupid person, but I am not, but he didn't dare to say this, and said with a wry smile: "Second Brother Yue is naturally not a stupid, but I ......"

"Don't talk nonsense, I've already decided, I must take you as an apprentice, it's useless for you to say anything, hum! Honestly follow me back to the South China Sea, and don't say anything else. ”

Before Xi Bai finished speaking, he was interrupted by the other party, and Xi Bai saw that it was impossible to change the other party's mind, so he had to shake his head with a wry smile and say no more. However, it was impossible for him to go to the South China Sea, so he had to find a way to escape.