The fairy patriarch laughed when she heard my words, her smile was full of mockery, her eyes were full of sympathy, and she seemed to be treating me like a fool.

"Grandma Patriarch" I couldn't help but say, "Your smile ...... I'm a little hard to accept. ”

"Is it hard to accept?" The fairy patriarch continued: "It's hard to accept, if you can accept even my smile, you are either a great man with a broad heart, or you are a fool. ”

This old lady, why is she talking so tricky!

I looked helpless, spread my hands, and said, "Grandma Patriarch, let's stop laughing, let's be serious, you haven't answered my question yet." ”

The patriarch put away his smile, stared at me with a pair of old eyes, and said, "I didn't expect you to be so stupid, how could that little girl of the elf clan treat you as an adult, have you ever seen an elf who pinched the waist of her elder?" ”

I shook my head, "I haven't really seen that." ”

"It's right if you haven't seen it," the patriarch said, "Not only have you not seen it, but even I haven't seen it, and I can be sure that in this Zefeng Continent, no one will ever see such a scene!" ”

"Why?" I was puzzled.

"Because although elves can make small mistakes, they will never make such a principled mistake as offending their elders!"

The fairy patriarch's tone was quite serious, changing his kind attitude just now.

I felt as if I had offended her bottom line, and hurriedly apologized: "Ah, I'm sorry, Grandma Patriarch, I didn't mean to say that, I just mentioned it so casually, and I ask for your forgiveness." ”

The fairy patriarch waved her hand, although her expression was still serious, she didn't seem to be angry, she groaned, and said: "Actually, your conjecture just now can't be said to be wrong, after all, according to your understanding of customs, it is reasonable to think like this, but your conjecture and the meaning of that elf girl to you are completely incompatible, I can see that she is a person who respects customs very much, such a person will not joke about customs casually, since you touched her hair, She hasn't drawn her sword and executed you right away, which means she's ......"

"Is she planning to devise a perfect murder plan before executing me?"

Ten seconds after I asked this question, I looked at the fairy patriarch, and the scene was extremely quiet for a while, no, it would be more appropriate to describe it as dead silence.

In this dead silence for more than ten seconds, I saw that the fairy patriarch's eyes gradually changed from kindness at the beginning, to mockery, then sympathy, then doubt, then to sympathy, and finally to mockery.

I was wondering why the fairy patriarch's eyes were so changeable, when a sharp pain suddenly came from my head, and the patriarch gave me a shock, and at the same time, she threw a sentence: "Design your design!" ”

As she spoke, she pointed to her head, and then to mine, and said, "Here, it's for thinking, not for thinking, don't talk about your wild thoughts when you're having a serious conversation!" ”

I covered my forehead and said aggrievedly: "I didn't ......"

I saw the fairy patriarch's fist raise again.

I hurriedly said, "yes, I'm sorry, I'm not like this again!" ”

The fairy patriarch put down her fist at this time, she sighed, and said earnestly: "Xiao Yi, you are still young, I did this so that you will not be ridiculed by others in the future, do you understand my good intentions?" ”

"No...... Yes, I understand! I nodded again and again, and said, "Grandma Patriarch's good intentions, how could I not understand it!" ”

"Got it, let's move on."

Seeing that the fairy patriarch withdrew his lowered fist into his sleeve, I breathed a sigh of relief and said in my heart: Damn, it's just dangerous, and I'm almost going to be hit by her again, but fortunately I reacted quickly.

The fairy patriarch continued: "Actually, that little girl of the elf clan is interesting to you. ”

"Interesting to me?" I pointed to my nose and said, "She likes me?" Fake it......"

The fairy patriarch shook his head: "She likes you, this will not be fake, I am from here, I can understand what she is thinking when I look at her eyes." ”

Hey, this sounds familiar to me, and I remember that my teacher used to say to me: As soon as you pout your ass, I know you're going to pull a few shit balls.

"Since she likes me, why don't you just say it?" I was puzzled.

"Girls' families always have to be reserved," the patriarch said.

"Actually, we boys should also be reserved......"

Boom!

Another slap in the face.

I covered my forehead in pain and rolled on the ground.

"Men are reserved ass!" The patriarch said: "Men, you should face your feelings, just like a man in the face of difficulties, courageous!" ”

"Courageous?" I thought of some indescribable images in my mind, and I couldn't help but ask, "Isn't this a little too rogue?" ”

Fairy Patriarch: "Where do you think you're going?" ”

I asked the fairy patriarch, "Grandma Patriarch, what do you think I should do?" ”

"Directly," said the patriarch.

"Directly?" I thought about it for a while and said, "Just pounce on it, and then kiss it all the way?" ”

The patriarch's eyes twitched: "Do you think you have lived too long?" ”

"That'...... Just pounce on it and touch it all the way? I asked again.

The patriarch looked at me with caring idiot eyes: "Hehe. ”

I:......

After thinking about it, I said again: "Then, just ......"

"When I say it directly, I want you to confess to her directly!" The patriarch emphasized: "It's just a confession, do you know, confession, what you say, you can't use your hands, you can't move your mouth!" ”

"Oh, that's what I mean......"

The patriarch sighed deeply: "I really don't know how you got your fiancées." ”

I scratched my hair in annoyance: "I don't know. ”

Fairy Patriarch: Σ(°△°|||) ︴

For the next hour, the elf patriarch and I were discussing how to confess to Emily to get the best outcome.

The fairy patriarch means that it is enough for me to prepare a bouquet of flowers that symbolize love, after all, love is dedicated and sacred to elves.

I mean, if she could, I hope she'll marry me with all my fiancées, so I won't have a lot of trouble.

The patriarch said, "Get out, you've digressed, you know!" ”

After being chased away by the elven patriarch, I continued to wander around the elven territory.

Actually, I digressed on purpose, because I didn't know how to confess to a girl.

If you think about it, Phoenix and Barbara came together naturally, and Cagalli's journey to get together was a little twisty - she came together with me after I kissed her.