Chapter 521: The Legendary Urine Escape

Yongfu Palace, Da Yu'er wore a thick fur coat, standing lonely in the cold wind, and there was a palace maid and a eunuch standing behind her, silent, for more than a year, the Queen Mother often looked at the south like this, stunned, how did they know that the Queen Mother was missing his sweetheart in Jiangnan again?

I don't know when I will be able to see him again, and if the Qing Dynasty really enters the Central Plains in the future, how will I face him?

"Queen Mother, it's cold, please rest in the house, right?"

The eunuch on the side whispered.

Da Yu'er nodded, and was about to go back, when a black shadow on the wall turned in, startling everyone!

"Who?"

The eunuch on the side shouted.

"Queen Mother, it's me!"

Song Jiaxing stood up straight, since he was two years younger, Song Jiaxing secretly sneaked into the palace, no less than five times, often bringing news of Zhu Jie to Da Yuer, and occasionally, he would also send Da Yuer's letters back to the Central Plains, because he was very familiar with Yongfu Palace, and this time he had no choice but to turn to Da Yuer for help.

"Song Jiaxing?"

Da Yu'er frowned, at other times, Song Jiaxing entered Yongfu Palace in the middle of the night when no one was around, but today it was not completely dark, so he came in! Could it be that something is going on?

"Don't be frightened, your own people!"

Da Yu'er whispered to the palace maid and eunuch beside her, "Song Jiaxing, why did you enter the palace at this time?" ”

Song Jiaxing said in a low voice: "Queen Mother, now Prince Yu is arresting spies everywhere in Shengjing City, and the villain was accidentally mistaken by them for a fine work from the south, and the villain must be taken down, and the villain has no choice but to sneak into the palace and ask the Queen Mother for help......."

Da Yu'er frowned, spy? Isn't Song Jiaxing's identity a businessman? Is it really a spy? Maybe, otherwise, how did he get so much information about Zhu Jie?

It's just that no matter whether Song Jiaxing is a spy or not, he must not die without help, these days, thanks to Song Jiaxing, he has only gotten so much news about Zhu Jie, and even the letter to Zhu Jie was sent by him at risk, once it falls into the hands of Duoduo, whether it is a spy or not, Song Jiaxing will definitely not live!

"Song Jiaxing, why did Duoduo suddenly arrest spies in Shengjing City?"

Da Yu'er said in a deep voice.

Song Jiaxing smiled bitterly: "This, where can the villain know, I only know that there was an explosion in the city, and then the soldiers of the Eight Banners closed the city, and arrested and worked everywhere, if you let Prince Yu arrest him, the villain will not survive, and please ask the Queen Mother to look at the face of the adult......"

"Say no more!"

Da Yu'er looked at the eunuch on the side, and said in a deep voice: "Little nobleman, if we go out of the city now, can we do it?" ”

Xiao Guizi shook his head and replied, "It's very rare, if it's already dark today, how can it?" In the middle of the night, the Queen Mother went out of the city, what happened? Even if the Queen Mother doesn't care about criticism, I'm afraid that she will be blocked back by Prince Yu......"

Da Yu'er frowned, if Song Jiaxing had been in the palace, even if he could hide for a day and a half, he was afraid that after a long time, he would have to show his stuff, after all, there were too many people in the palace about Dolgon, and it was impossible to prevent it.

"Is there no way?"

Xiao Guizi said in a low voice, "There is a way, but I may have to wronged this ......."

"How?"

Xiao Guizi replied: "Queen Mother, every night, there are dung trucks in the palace to go out of the palace, clean up the feces outside the city, and pull some charcoal into the palace in the early morning, if we want him to go out, only hide it in the dung truck, can we avoid inspection, but it is full of filth, I don't know if this person can bear it......

Da Yu'er looked at Song Jiaxing with a wry smile and asked Song Jiaxing's opinion, Song Jiaxing's eyes lit up, as long as he can get out of Shengjing City, don't talk about dung trucks, even if it is soaked in the pit overnight, there is no problem, 100,000 urgent......

"Queen Mother, in order to be able to survive, the dung truck will be a dung truck, and the villain can stand it!"

"Little Guizi, go down and arrange it......"

When the time came, an ox cart full of dung slowly walked out of the city and came to the south of the city.

"Stop, what are you doing!"

The soldiers at the gate stopped the ox cart.

The eunuch at the head shouted: "Don't you see the dung truck in the palace? What's going on here? Soldiers inspecting everywhere? You also need to check this? ”

The soldiers were stunned for a moment, carrying torches, and then they saw clearly that an ox cart with dozens of commodes on it, a foul smell came from afar, and almost every night there would be a dung cart passing through the south gate, which had become a custom.

"Of course we have to check, don't you know, is Shengjing City going to be closed now, if it weren't for you sending feces out every day, where would we be polite to you, and we would have detained you a long time ago! Stop and get checked! ”

The flag soldier lifted the lid and looked inside, the little eunuch on the side had already jumped into a ball, wiped it, and brought a big living person out, what is the Queen Mother doing today? Once something goes wrong, the Queen Mother has nothing to do, but she will be chopped into pulp.

A dozen commode, in addition to dung, is urine, where can people be hidden?

"Damn, unlucky, I actually let Lao Tzu meet again, let's go, let's go! Hurry up, it stinks! ”

The leading standard-bearer waved his hand and let the ox cart go outside.

Song Jiaxing was nested in a large commode, and his whole body was soaked in urine, but he was dying, in order to avoid the search of the flag soldiers, he had to pierce his head into it, which was so special!

The ox cart walked out for a mile or two, and the lid of a commode was lifted, Song Jiaxing showed his head and took a long breath of fresh air outside, even if Song Jiaxing was a long-trained iron-blooded warrior, staying in Flexible Li for a long time, it was difficult to bear the violent stench, it was just fatal!

"Damn Tartar, wouldn't it be possible to change a carriage when transporting dung? Do you have to use an ox cart that is extremely slow? But it's smoked to death! ”

The little eunuch said in a trembling voice: "Okay, count your kid's life big, if it weren't for the Queen Mother and his old man, your kid would have died a long time ago, hurry up, this is a suit of clothes, and a waist card......"

Song Jiaxing stretched out his hand to take it, arched his hand towards the little eunuch, and ran into the distance, leaving this place of right and wrong first!

At the gate of the city, Prince Yu Duoduo was angrily scolding a few banner soldiers: "Bastard! Who told you to let them out, didn't Lao Tzu say it? No one will go out of town! in your ears? ”

"Lord Wang, that's, that's the dung cart in the palace, it has to go out of the city every night, and the minions have opened the lid of the bucket to see it......"

"Shut up, bastard, before you catch the spy, even if it's a dung truck in the palace, you will never be allowed to go out of the city without the order of this king! Get down to Lao Tzu and get thirty whips! ”