Chapter 827: Crazy Rabbit

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"Ever heard of a famous saying?" The smiling demon turned his head and stared at Ye Feng with an admiring gaze.

Ye Feng said angrily: "There are many famous sayings, which one did you say by an old horseman?" ”

"Once you enter a wealthy family, you are as deep as the sea, and from then on you will be a passerby!"

Needless to say, the wealthy are referring to guilds such as gods and myths.

"Incisive!" Ye Feng nodded again and again, "Which one of you broke through the mystery in one word?" ”

"Twilight!"

Ye Feng suddenly became embarrassed, and didn't know how to answer his words, Twilight Snow, just a name, but it carried the indescribable sorrow and desolation of the smiling demon.

The smiling demon's tone was calm, as if he was chanting a name that had nothing to do with him, but the more casual he was, the more embarrassed Ye Feng felt in his heart.

The slight pain makes people irritable and crying, but the real pain is straight to the heart, which makes people painfully numb.

Sensing Ye Feng's strange appearance, the smiling demon smiled faintly, and a touch of sadness that only he knew flashed in his deep and melancholy eyes.

Ye Feng looked back at him, looked at each other, and nodded slightly.

Although it was only the first real meeting, and the process was more of a mutual ridicule than a serious exchange, the two were like close friends who had known each other for many years, and they could often understand what they wanted to say but didn't say with one look.

Smiling Demon: Twilight, please!

Ye Feng: Don't worry, I will do my best!

No need to say, no need to ask, just a look, even if it is a matter of life and death.

True friends, intercourse is irreversible, tacit understanding in the heart!

It was from this moment that the Smile Demon, the king who ruled the Mythical Era, and Ye Feng, the overlord who would dominate the Eternal Era in the future, truly recognized each other.

And this unknown tavern in Phoenix Town is honored to be recorded in the history of online games because of the first meeting between the two, because it recorded a magnificent, breathing, and epic legend.

A few years later, when the curtain of eternity ends and a new virtual world opens, players can't help but relish this tavern when they think of these two palace-level masters.

In order to commemorate the symbols of these two eras, the World Game League Eternal Company has set up a place in the new online game that looks exactly like this tavern in terms of shape and architectural layout.

Although the tavern is small, it is the only tavern in the whole service that has to buy tickets when you go in, and the inferior malt wine in the tavern is expensive to vomit blood.

Although it is not as expensive as it is, it is said that the fans who go to visit and worship every day and admire the peerless demeanor of the two heroes are still like carp crossing the river, and there is an endless stream.

But the ending came with excitement and returned disappointed. Because I spent a lot of money to buy tickets, all I saw was two NPCs called Tuoba Evil and Smiling Devil sitting by the window, chattering endlessly.

What makes people cry is that these two goods use inhuman language, and the fans squat next to the two chatterbox, drinking the inferior malt wine that they have bought in exchange for blood, while listening to the conversation of the great god reverently, and finally listening to the book of heaven.

Loyal brain-dead fans rummaged through the major books in the main city, hoping to decipher the "alien language" of the great gods, but sadly found that their language was strange, broad and profound, and there was no language matching the all-encompassing language disciplines.

In the end, the wise fans came to a conclusion - two poor drunkards with only money left, one in order to revive the Tianfeng Alliance, and the other in order to strengthen the realm of the gods, fully promote the noble character of food and clothing, and be diligent and thrifty, ran to a dilapidated tavern like a thatched hut, sneakily drank inferior ale as if they were afraid to see people, and then planned an unspeakable and dirty deed in Martian.

That's the truth!

Later, a popular poster on the forum, the table of my days with the overlord Tuoba, proved that this was indeed the truth. Because the great Lou Zhu is known as the god of thieves, and the thief idol Lan Yumian, who has been ambiguous with Tuoba for more than ten years, has infinite credibility approaching 100%.

The post reads: In the middle of the night when the snow was falling and the wind was cold, two drunk, delirious men staggered out of the tavern, and finally supported each other, overcoming knee-high snow, rugged mountain roads, and beast blood boiling into the belly of Phoenix Mountain, the phoenix's lair.

The mountain road of Phoenix Mountain has nine twists and eighteen bends, and the two men didn't even light the torches, so they didn't fall off the cliff and hang up, which can't be said to be a miracle. Of course, this miracle is not the point, the point is that there is a beautiful indescribable phoenix in the phoenix's lair, and it is said that whenever the night comes, this phoenix will transform into an equally beautiful indescribably kind maiden.

She has an angelic face, a devil-like figure, and is peerless in her elegance and unparalleled in the world. And she is a loving girl, cute to the point of ignorance.

The two gods carried a rabbit into the nest, and when they saw the girl, they said, "Little sister, Shu Huang will take you home to see the rabbit - Angora long-haired rabbit ......."

It is unknown what happened later, but what can be verified is that since that night, the phoenix in the belly of Phoenix Mountain that can become a beautiful girl has disappeared...... Well, I guess it was a sinful night......

Lan Yumian holds the feelings of a poet and ends the in-depth analysis of the event with a string of ellipses that elicit reverie.

……

After the post table, click to reply and immediately break the table, the scenery is unparalleled for a while, and later it became one of the top ten gods of the year.

At first, some people thought it was too story-telling, expressing mixed skepticism, but soon those who were lucky enough to venture into the phoenix's lair came forward to prove that this is not as simple as a story.

"Thank you to the goddess Shura for solving our doubts, although this story is like a fairy tale, but I think I have the responsibility to tell you the truth of history, I have been to the lava demon cave (phoenix lair) n times, but each time I only picked up a few phoenix hairs, there is no need to doubt it anymore, that beautiful phoenix girl really existed, unfortunately those two we have been fans for n years, and the despicable and shameless beast deceived her with a rabbit."

As a result, the truth was revealed to the world, and the "historical" events that led to it were numerous.

For example, the classic crime quote that has been popular for a century in the circle of strange Shu millet "Little sister, Shu millet will take you home to see goldfish?" "Because of the birth of the Angolan long-haired rabbit, it has withdrawn from the stage of history. These days, if you still talk about goldfish to those cute and stupid Lori girls, not only will people go home with you, but they will also despise you as "Ultraman". As a result, the Monsters threw away their gorgeous fish tanks and bought rabbit cages and Angora long-haired rabbits.

For a time, the Angolan long-haired rabbit defeated all domestic pets and became popular all over the country. Then, in order to express their gratitude to the two gods who indirectly caused the price of rabbits to rise wildly and the supply exceeded demand, the exporting countries of Angora rabbits cultivated new breeds of rabbits, all named after Angola devil rabbit and Angolan overlord rabbit, in order to pay tribute to the two gods who have made outstanding contributions.

In the end, Ye Feng felt that the right to reputation had been ruthlessly violated, and it was really boring to count the money every day, so he decisively hired hundreds of lawyers to form a group to go abroad, and sued these black-hearted rabbit companies that violated his reputation under the guise of gratitude.

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"What do you think?" The smiling demon was puzzled by Ye Feng's inexplicably tangled expression.

"It's nothing, I suddenly thought that many years later, in order to defend my honor, in order to return the truth of history, I spent a lot of money, hired countless famous and unknown lawyers, and stuffed n red envelopes to the judge, but I still didn't win after n years, I ...... Feel so sad! Ye Feng said bitterly.

"Many years from now?"

"Yes, the powerful pig's foot aura can let me know for fifty years, and I will know for fifty years." Ye Feng said proudly.

"Can you talk a little bit more?" The Smile Demon was furious.

"Look, no matter how powerful a person is, he will be angry and hide his inner cowardice when facing the truth. For the sake of your generosity in inviting me to drink five copper plates a bottle of inferior ale, I have decided to share with you a secret that can make your family rich. Do you want to be rich? ”

The smiling demon's fist crackled.

"If you want to make money, raise rabbits, remember that you must raise long hair, otherwise you will lose money."

The smiling demon was expressionless and said coldly: "As a writer, it is shameful to irrigate, and you can open up these chicken bits and pieces." ”

"Irrigation? What is Irrigation? I don't have this concept in my dictionary, I sue you, you can insult my personality, but you can't insult my professionalism, I'm a disciplined writer, and you will say that I will hire 10,000 lawyers to sue you for death! ”

"Nima, the old man fought with you!"

"Damn! Look at my Tianshan folding plum hands! ”

"Sunflower Point Caveman, I'll poke you to death!"

……

The tavern waiter looked at the two adventurers who were twisted into a ball and looked like street thugs, and looked at the extremely calm boss behind the counter with a frightened face: "Boss, do you want to call the police?" ”

"Report to the Nima police, let these two drunkards smash it hard, and tear down the store, they have money, see if I don't hack them!" The boss smiled gloomily, and had already begun to think about whether it was better to charge one gold coin or two gold coins for a rotten table.

……

The solution afterwards was that the smiling demon, who was slightly more sober than Ye Feng, threw a money bag to the tavern owner as compensation for smashing the shop, but it was not clear how many gold coins were in the money bag. Anyway, after the boss glanced at the bulging money bag, he smiled and dragged the two of them to prevent them from leaving, but he didn't have enough strength, and was pushed by the drunk Ye Feng to chew.

Then the tavern owner knelt in the ice and snow, crying and begging the two heroes to have mercy and smash the wine in the cellar, and give half a bag of gold coins.

Ye Feng and the drunken smiling demon slanted at the poor tavern owner: "Let's go dig out the phoenix eggs, decorate the store beautifully, how expensive and tidy, let's smash it again after we finish our business, you have money!" ”

So, the two drunkards gave up the battle of liberating Silver Moon City, which was full of blood, hooked their shoulders, and staggered to Phoenix Mountain, which shows that the beginning of the truth is correct.