Chapter 604: Goblins are also going to make trouble
"It's dangerous," said a goblin barely over a meter tall, dressed in leaf-woven clothes and covered in yellow, wiping a sweat in his burrow, "almost caught the damn tall guy (goblin's scorn for humans)." ”
"Recently, there have been more and more tall people out there, and it is said that those who hold sticks are still 'magicians', and they are the strongest of the tall people."
Beside it, a goblin who was shorter than it was also sat on the ground, and said to the goblin in a whisper, "They may all be because of His Royal Highness Prince Kabbalah...... Oh, it's your majesty now...... Do that all that comes. ”
"You're right, Gollum, we need to inform Your Majesty of Bravery, Honor, Generosity, Fearlessness, and Mightiness about this."
The slightly taller goblin nodded busily, its ears, which were longer and pointier than those of the elves, swaying as it moved.
"Balu Horn, you don't say the word 'wise'!" The shorter goblin warned in a shrill voice.
"Oh yes, and wisdom." Balu slapped his head and suddenly realized, but then he asked in wonder, "What does 'wise' mean?" ”
"I don't know how to do it, it's a good word anyway, and he will definitely be happy to describe His Majesty."
Gollum stood up and walked deeper into the burrow.
"Hey, wait for me......" Balu also hurriedly chased after him: "I just thought that if all good words are okay, then it's okay to be shuang (goblin slang slang to describe the feeling of comfort after going to the toilet), right?" ”
"I think it's okay, and then I'll talk about it......"
Holes are not unusually straight or winding. Instead, they spiraled like a human staircase and went down the floor, and after walking for a long time, they came to a large space.
This was originally an underground cavern, which was covered with many natural sparkling crystals, and the faint light made this underground space not feel gloomy and gloomy.
In the center of the cavern, there is also a tree root several meters wide extending from above all the way down, I wonder if the road has absorbed some of the components of Yaojing, and after hanging down to the ground, many huge lumpy tree tumors have grown.
The nodules were hollowed out and turned into small rooms, and the glow of the sparkle showed that there were many goblins living in each of the nodules.
It's a short distance from the sinkhole where the original site of Shakespeare's Minik Academy was located. I'm not afraid that the mage guild special magicians stationed there will find out.
Neither Gollum nor Baruul Rumor returned to their own drummer house. Instead, he walked all the way to the largest tree, and after muttering to the doorman of the big tree nodule house for several minutes, he suddenly raised his hands and shouted: "Your Majesty King Kabbalah, who is brave and noble, generous, fearless, powerful, wise, and merciful, your subjects want to see you!" ”
And then that janitor was included. All the nearby goblins raised their hands in unison and shouted, "Brave and honorable! Generous and fearless! Powerful and wise! cool! cool! ”
The four words are neat and uniform, and the momentum is loud. In the enclosed underground caverns, the aftermath lingers. The list goes on and on.
Then there was an angry roar from the largest wooden tumor house: "Shut up!" ”
I saw a goblin who was still a goblin in appearance, far taller than an ordinary goblin, and even taller than a bear goblin. If you look closely, you can see that the creature covered in fine scales walks out of it.
It is the current king of the goblins, Kabbalah...... Although theoretically the Goblin King was abolished as early as when the goblins surrendered to humans, and there is no way for goblins to trace their bloodlines or anything......
"If you don't have anything to do, I'll throw you in the pool and feed the clay snake lizard!"
It was condescending, its eyes flashing with a fierce red glow, staring at the two trembling goblins, and said sharply.
To be able to become the goblin king, Kabbalah naturally relies not on royal blood, but on his own strength.
It's not a purebred goblin, and it's technically a wurm.
According to its mother's words before her death, its father was an evil dragon named Sorrowful Wind.
Dragons are amazing creatures, and the word reproductive isolation is almost useless to them, considering that their own population has a low fertility rate, and these guys always like to have some extramarital affairs...... It's just that in contrast to the huge lineage of dragons, the aesthetics of dragons are also surprisingly different.
From Porophora elegans to mammoths, from humans to orcs, from Eye Demons to fire elementals...... In short, there is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing that the dragon doesn't dare to.
Because of this, the number and variety of wurms is the part that has been a headache for the mages responsible for compiling the crusade level records.
As a wurm, Kabbalah's intelligence level and combat effectiveness are certainly not comparable to those of most goblins, which is why it can control the goblins in the wild so easily.
The fly in the ointment is that many goblins who have had more contact with humans, and have even been assimilated by humans, do not accept it as a goblin king, which also makes its original plan to rely on goblin merchants to leverage the human economy, and thus cause the first step of the collapse of the human social system The plan was declared bankrupt before it began......
The only good news is that the goblins say that they don't tell the Kabbalah to humans for the sake of their kind.
Closer to home, it let the two goblins go after Gollum and Baruhorn trembled and told Kabbalah what they had seen.
"Hmph, I expected those stupid and greedy guys to be attracted to this situation, but it doesn't matter, no matter how many people they come, it's just a dead end to go inside!"
Kabbalah turned around and smiled wickedly at the thick roots: "Humans have ruled the Eastern Plains long enough, and now, it's our goblins' turn!" ”
Then it retracted its smile and turned again, but this time it wasn't the two fools, but all the other goblins who were looking at it.
"Compatriots, let us raise the banner of resistance and prepare for a vigorous revolution!"
As soon as the words ended, the goblins cheered.
Gollum and Balu raised their hands as if they were about to shout hooray.
"the!" "the!"
Suddenly, those cheers were also guided by them, and they changed from sporadic shouts to uniform 'Cool!' ’。
"Shut up——!!"
Well, it seems that they don't know why their own king is so angry just now. (To be continued......)
PS: Today's second update......