Chapter 372: The Opportunity to Pretend to Be Forced Has Come

After wandering around this museum for two or three hours, Liu Nianfeng began to feel that the trip was a little worthwhile. Because in the process of this diagnosis and explanation, Liu Nianfeng unexpectedly gained a lot of unexpected happiness...... When I see all kinds of things that I was familiar with in the past become other completely different things under the brain hole of the future, this pleasure is infinitely magnified.

For example, when Liu Nianfeng heard the narrator pointing to a crumpled ball inside the glass cover, which had become a somewhat petrified set over time, and swore that it was a chewing gum fossil, Liu Nianfeng's whole person was about to laugh stupidly.

"What a vulgar, impolite guy, sister, you actually take a fancy to this kind of person, it seems that sister, your vision is very wrong!" When he saw Liu Nianfeng's silly fun smiling in this serious museum the whole time, the little brother said to his sister even more indignantly.

"Don't talk, and don't judge people by their appearance!" My sister was very calm, but there was also a hint of disappointment in her eyes.

"It seems that I really can't pin my hopes on this person, even if he is the person Uncle Longsword said!" The sister secretly clenched her fists, and said with a little sadness and disappointment in her heart.

"Actually, I suggest that you go to other places more, there are still many things worth seeing in our museum, at least for three days and three nights. But since the dignitaries are in a hurry to leave, then I suggest that you finally go to the Poetry and Picture Art Hall of the Earth Age, which is the best place to show the culture and art of the Earth Age! At this time, the time was almost 5 o'clock in the afternoon, Chen Shihan and others said that their time was running out and hoped to leave as soon as possible, so the docent was quite reluctant to stay in the last exhibition hall.

"Hey, isn't this painting of an orc from the Emerald Galaxy? Were there orcs in the Emerald Galaxy in the ancient Earth era? As soon as they entered the exhibition hall, everyone saw an oil painting of a green-skinned orc with teeth and claws on the wall, and Chen Shihan immediately said in shock.

Because the things on this picture Chen Shihan have seen in many places, it is exactly the same as the indigenous orcs of the Emerald Galaxy, but this is a picture exhibition of the Earth Era, how can there be a picture of the Emerald Galaxy? Could it be that as early as the age of the Earth, the solar system communicated with the Emerald Galaxy?

"Of course not, the Earth is tens of millions of light years away from the Emerald Galaxy, how could the orcs of the Emerald Galaxy reach Earth!" The narrator immediately refuted: "This painting is actually called the lumberjack in the Ardennes forest, and it is an abstract oil painting painted by the great French painter, writer, and sociologist Marco (Harmony) during the Renaissance of the earth." ”

"It looks like an orc, but it's just an ordinary lumberjack in the Ardennes Forest. But these lumberjacks are brutally exploited by capitalism, living in poverty every day, often without showers and beards for months, looking like monsters. ”

"When the great Ma (Harmony) (Harmony) saw this, he was inspired to exaggerate these poor lumberjacks, and turn the skin that had not been washed for a long time into a green color; turned the scribbled beard into a variety of furs; The entire body is also exaggerated and painted in a circle, which is used to express the anger and impulses that lurk under the skin. At the same time, he gave them a fierce expression, indicating that he roared angrily at this cannibalistic, exploitative capitalism, and was determined to overthrow the decadent society and recreate a happy and harmonious world, which is the meaning behind this painting. ”

"I see!" Chen Shihan and the others nodded suddenly in understanding, and at the same time showed admiration to the commentator. Being able to see so many connotations from such a painting is really worthy of being a top student who graduated from college!

"Why doesn't this guy go to be the teacher of the college entrance examination Chinese, if he goes to the reading comprehension question, it is estimated that the candidates will go crazy!" Liu Nianfeng pursed his lips, this thing is clearly a half-orc in the World of Warcraft, and I don't know which art student painted this half-orc in the way of oil painting, but it turned out to be a change of profession for the great revolutionary mentor, and this future is inevitably too wonderful.

Everyone looked at several more pictures, and when they were about to leave, they suddenly noticed a noisy sound not far away, and many people gathered there, which immediately aroused everyone's curiosity.

"Hey, what's going on there? How did you get so many people? Chu Liuli asked the commentator curiously.

"Oh, I almost forgot, today happens to be the weekly "Symposium on the Restoration and Filling of Ancient Poems" in our museum," the docent explained, and it turns out that there are many ancient poems in this museum. It's just that some of the poems are missing for various reasons.

Therefore, it is natural for future generations to want to complete these incomplete poems, but the problem is that in the absence of standard answers, no one knows what the missing parts of these poems really are.

Therefore, from ancient times to the present, a broken poem is often accompanied by hundreds of thousands, or even millions of poems, which are used to complete it, although no one can be sure which of these millions of poems is correct, which has gradually become an interesting activity in the intellectual world.

So the museum took advantage of the trend, in this poetry exhibition hall will hold such a "ancient poetry restoration and filling seminar" every week, inviting visitors to repair and complete some of the incomplete ancient poems, and then by the experts on the stage to score, the high score will get some small rewards from the museum, such as reproduced handicrafts or something, it is also a very interesting activity in the museum, each time can attract a lot of tourists to participate.

"Hey, let's all go have fun!" The little brother's eyes rolled and he immediately said to the others.

"Wow! Looks like a lot of fun! "Chen Shihan, a guy who likes to be lively, of course will not refuse such an interesting thing. The other admirals were also quite interested in this, so everyone walked towards the seminar, and when they arrived at the place, they took a closer look, and they understood the qualifications for participating in this seminar.

The rules are simple, the organizers of this seminar will take out a broken five-character poem, a broken seven-character quatrain, and a broken word for discussion, and project it directly on the rostrum. Visitors who have seen these poems can write their own full text on a small card distributed by the organizer, and then hand it over to the staff, who will hand over these cards to the experts sitting on the stage, and the experts will evaluate the completions.

If the quality is average, throw it away, and if the quality is good, take it out and read it, talk about it, and finally give a score, and get the prize with the score, it's as simple as that.

At this time, the experts on the stage happened to recite such a five-character poem from a certain tourist, "Leaving the grass on the plain, one year old and one withered." The wheat is ripe and yellow, and the sorghum is ripe and red. ”

"Comrade this tourist...... Well...... There's also a bit of a literary ...... You can see that he is an agricultural expert! After reading it, the expert commented with a smile, and immediately put the card aside, and finally gave a score of 5.5 points, and got a cute duckling doll.

"When Bai Juyi heard this poem, he was probably so angry that he jumped out of the grave!" And hearing the completion of this tourist, Liu Nianfeng couldn't help laughing again, this is really funny, there is nothing wrong with coming here to play, it is really too happy.

"What are you laughing at? You still have the face to laugh at others! Seeing the happiness of Flowing Nian Fengle, the little brother on the side was suddenly unhappy, and he said disdainfully, "Although this poem is a little vulgar, there is still a bit of rhyme in it." Unlike some people, who don't even know the rhyme, they know a strong silly music, it's really embarrassing!! ”

"You little brat, why are you raising the bar with me, where can I offend you!" Liu Nianfeng's face darkened on the spot, he had endured this little kid for a long time. From the moment they met, this little kid didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong, and he showed a disdainful expression to himself, as if he owed him tens of millions.

At first, Liu Nianfeng didn't bother to pay attention to such a little kid, but he was scolded like this, even if Liu Nianfeng was open-minded, he couldn't stand it anymore, and glared at the little guy viciously.

And Liu Nianfeng's dissatisfaction is exactly what this little guy said he needed, and he provoked Liu Nianfeng for a few hours, in order to get Liu Nianfeng to fight back, so this little kid immediately replied, "Okay, if you think I said something wrong, then let's two come and try it." ”

"What to try??" Liu Nianfeng subconsciously asked a rhetorical question, and then suddenly felt as if he had fallen into some trap.

"Since there is a poetry seminar going on here, of course we will try our poetry!" The little kid said with a smug face, "There are three poems here, then we will each give them all and hand them over to the experts on the stage." Whoever scores the most wins! ”

"It's ...... than this" Liu Nianfeng couldn't help but laugh dumbly, does this thing still need to be compared, this little kid is embarrassed to compare with himself, and he doesn't have the face to compare with this little kid.

"What? Are you scared? Don't you dare to compare? Seeing Liu Nianfeng's hesitation, the little kid immediately said inch by inch.

"No, you're too young, I'm bullying you compared to you!" Liu Nianfeng smashed his mouth and said.

"Hmph, I think you can't even write a single poem, and you don't even know what the rhyme is, so you don't have the courage to compare with me!" The little kid immediately grabbed Liu Nianfeng and said, "You just don't have the guts, you don't even have the courage to compete with a child, it's a shame, shameless, what kind of admiral of the stars should you be!" ”

"Don't mess around, I'm sorry, Mr. Liu Nianfeng, my brother has offended you, let's go back!" My sister found out that the situation here was wrong, and immediately took her younger brother's hand and prepared to leave here.

"Goodbye!" Liu Nianfeng waved his hand, although it was fun to pretend to be forced, it was not interesting to pretend to win a little kid, and he was too lazy to do such a boring thing.

"Yo, what a cute little brother, my sister is good at competing with you, but if you lose, you have to go home with your sister and be a little pet!" Just as the two siblings were about to leave, a very familiar voice appeared just right, and a young lady from a certain royal family appeared in front of Liu Nianfeng again.