Chapter 1052: "The Brain Grows on the Ass"

"Wo Cao, what's going on?"

"I actually met a local tyrant on the street, and I gave one million to it?"

The onlookers were stunned, and they all discussed, this Nima is the real tyrant, obviously someone else hit his car, but he gave someone one million instead, this money is blowing in the wind?

Yu Shuang was stunned, and she didn't know what to say.

At the beginning, I wanted to use this million to make him beg for mercy, but I didn't think that he, a poor little white-collar worker, would really take out a million!

And in front of so many people, isn't this a slap in the face!

Since I was a child, when have I ever been so angry!

In the past, no matter who the person standing opposite was, he wouldn't pay a penny to kill Lin Yu.

And now, Lin Yu is really in a hurry to go back, after all, her condition is indeed a little poor, and she needs to take a good rest, so she can only use money to gag her.

"Okay, the money is also given to you, please pay attention when you touch porcelain in the future, not everyone is as good-tempered as me."

"Moreover, if you really need to pay for repairs, don't drive such a good car, many people don't have much money."

Lin Yu's words slapped Yu Shuang's face like a slap, and he actually mocked himself in front of so many people, this guy simply didn't know whether to live or die!

"Hey, what do you mean, you mean I deliberately blackmailed your money, didn't you!" Yu Shuang said angrily.

"Isn't it, you hit my car, and in turn made me lose money, isn't it touching porcelain?"

"You!" Yu Shuang couldn't say a word when Lin Yuqi was angry.

Seeing that Lin Yu was leaving, Yu Shuang immediately stepped forward to stop him, and said domineeringly: "Hey, don't go!" ”

Let yourself lose face in front of so many people, if you let him go easily, where will your face go!

It's good that he has been rampant and domineering in Yanjing for so many years, if he doesn't clean him up today, won't his more than 20 years of Taoism be completely ruined!

"What else do you want to do?"

"Don't go!"

"Why don't you let me go, do you have a crush on me?"

"Bah, dream, even if I'm blind, I won't look at you!" When she spoke, Yu Shuang symbolically spit on the ground a few times, revealing a very disgusted look.

"Why didn't you take a fancy to me, I also gave the money, aren't you satisfied?"

After speaking, Lin Yu paused, and glanced at Yu Shuang again, "You don't want me to support you because you see that I have money, right?" ”

"What!"

Yu Shuang was already about to be angry with Lin Yu, "Aunt Ben is naturally beautiful, and she can't spend a lot of money, how can she let you support me!" ”

"Then what are you pestering me for?" Lin Yu really didn't want to talk nonsense with Yu Shuang, and wanted to go home and sleep very much.

Yu Shuang is a lord who is not afraid of heaven and earth in Yanjing, and anyone who sees her will give some face, recently came to Zhonghai, his car was damaged by this nasty guy, and he also let himself lose face in front of so many people, so he must not be spared!

But it's not a way to spend it here all the time, after all, it's not good for a big girl with yellow flowers to always pester others, and you have to find a way to teach him a good lesson!

Suddenly, Yu Shuang's big eyes turned, as if he had thought of some way, and said coquettishly:

"Your car butt hit my car just now, and it shook me out of my concussion, you see what to do."

This time Lin Yu was really unhappy, he just wanted to go home, why did he still encounter a mental illness?

"First of all, you have to figure it out, it was you who hit my car, in fact, I also know a little bit of medical skills, and that level of impact can't cause a concussion at all, unless you ......"

Hearing Lin Yu's words, Yu Shuang's eyes lit up and said, "It's that kind of factor that made me a concussion!" ”

Yu Shuang's face showed a smug look, and he thought, "Hmph, you said it yourself, I see how you can explain it!" ”

Lin Yu smiled and said, "I mean unless your brain is full of water, and you have a concussion because of inertia." ”

When Yu Shuang heard this, her face immediately changed, and she was furious, "You dare to scold me for not having a brain!" ”

Lin Yu tilted his head and glanced at Yu Shuang's buttocks, "I didn't see it, your butt is quite upright." ”

"Hmph, even if you have knowledge, there are many people who envy Grandma Ben's buttocks." Yu Shuang said proudly.

When I was in Yanjing, many people asked me about this, including the eldest sister, who quietly asked me. But even if they practiced according to their own methods, they still didn't have their own warp in the end, nor did they have their own softness. So this is the most satisfying part of my whole body.

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm telling you, don't think I'll let you go if you say a few nice words!" Yu Shuang said.

Lin Yu shook his head, "I mean, the things in your head may have grown to your ass, which is why your ass is so warped." ”

"What!"

"You say my brain is up to my ass!"

Yu Shuang was about to be killed by Lin Yu, and he didn't want to talk nonsense with him anymore, so he pointed at Lin Yu and said:

"If you have the ability, don't go, I know someone from the traffic police team at home, I'll call someone over now!"

Seeing that the woman in front of him was on the same page as himself, Lin Yu was also angry, and lit a cigarette casually, "Okay, if you have the ability, just do it, I'll wait for you here." ”

"Okay, that's what you said, don't leave if you have the ability!"

After speaking, Yu Shuang took out her mobile phone directly, and she didn't know who she was calling, so she hung up the phone after saying a few words arrogantly, and said triumphantly:

"You wait, the person I found is nearby, and he will be there soon, if you have the ability, don't give me in, see who of us is afraid of!"

Lin Yu was really lazy to take care of Yu Shuang, so he smoked on the side, and in Zhonghai, he was really not afraid of anyone.

Just as he was finishing a cigarette, the siren sounded from a distance, and Lin Yu looked in the direction where the sound came from and found that it was actually someone from the traffic police team.

casually threw the cigarette butt on the ground and stepped on it, Lin Yu muttered, "Old pigs, they are here, and they are afraid of an egg." ”

When the old pig got out of the car, he walked directly towards the woman and said with a smile: "Miss Yu Er, what happened, tell me, we will help you deal with this matter." ”

Yu Shuang clasped her hands around her chest, squeezed the two hemispheres in front of her more prominently, and said very arrogantly:

"There was a thug who parked his car on the side of the road, broke my car, and physically attacked me!"

"Okay, Miss Yu Er, don't worry, leave this matter to us, and we will definitely handle it properly for you, and ensure that the person will be obedient!" The old pig swore and said.

(End of chapter)