[AIC broadcasts for you: Today is July 4, 2015 12:00:00.] Weather: Cloudless. ]

Montenegro Technology Ground Office Building

2nd floor office

As soon as noon arrived, the small AIC on Charlie's desk began to tell the time automatically.

A slender and crisp voice sounded, and the dark blue round hole looked around smartly.

Boom –

Rolling thunder echoed through the gloomy clouds. In the storm, the branches and raindrops beat the windows,

Hurricane Arthur just made landfall on the east coast today. Bring abundant rainwater...... and bad weather.

"An unmistakable teaser."

His black colleague walked down the aisle with a coffee mug. Stop a little when passing by, and tease a word.

"O'Neill, you just envy me for having an AIC model and you don't."

Charlie's expression remained unchanged, and he calmly closed the pile of documents on the monitor.

O'Neill was a little unhappy with last year's loss: "The best employee of the year will be me, and then I'll get the AIC model as well. ”

"But you're still second, forever." Putting the computer to sleep, Charlie looked up triumphantly at his colleague and best friend.

O'Neill rolled his eyes and left. Charlie went to clean up the table instead.

"But it's a terrible weather, isn't it?"

A female colleague with long flaxen hair next door leaned over and teased him.

"Hey!" Charlie was disgruntled and pushed her swivel chair away. "At least it's on the right date."

"Maybe tomorrow it'll say it's Christmas." The female colleague shrugged her shoulders and took the lead in leaving.

Charlie followed suit to clean the table and get up and head to the cafeteria on the first floor. You can't go out to eat in this kind of ghost weather.

[Remember to bring me two No. 5 batteries, no ketchup.] ]

AIC shouted from behind him.

Charlie didn't wave his head back.

Employees of the office gradually left. After a few minutes, all that remained was silence and the muffled thunder outside the window.

The AIC's large eyes moved flexibly, and after a while, the light dimmed and went into standby mode.

After an hour, a finger gently taps the AIC model shell.

If awakened, the round hole of the AIC gradually lights up with a circle of dark blue.

[You're back, did you bring the battery?] ]

"Whoa." Charlie placed the battery in the bag in front of the AIC. His hair was a little damp and had been raining a little before.

He got up again, hung his coat on the hook, sat down again, exhaled, and said, "Why do you always need batteries when you need to recharge?" ”

From the moment the battery appeared, the AIC's eye fell on it without blinking.

[Just like humans can maintain their physiology as long as they are full, but they also have to eat barbecue pizza pasta.] ]

"Okay, I think I get it......," Charlie wiped his fingers dry, pressing the computer screen on. But you just look at it. ”

[What do you think of the poster of Taylor Swift's underwear on the wall.] ]

“…… Understand. Charlie was speechless.

[Hey!] This is not a size 5 battery. ]

A few minutes later, AIC's immature and crisp voice suddenly shouted.

"Uh......" Charlie put down his phone, picked up a battery and looked at it, and found that it was a No. 7 battery.

He tried to justify: "Although the meat is delicious, it is also good to eat some vegetables, and you can't be a picky eater." ”

AIC seems to be so honest. Ten minutes later, the employees returned to the office one after another.

It's time to go to work.

Employees are starting to move on to a new round of things. Some are responsible for selecting testers, some are responsible for writing copies, and some are secretly watching the American drama "Under the Dome".

The wind and rain outside show no signs of stopping.

The office is dim and no one turns on the lights. The silence, with only the sound of typing and the occasional cough, lasted for a while, until a certain point.

[…… Opens your favorite web page: Purnhub. Keywords: ass, blonde, petite has been selected. ]

An inopportune crunch instantly in the office

A dozen or so eyes neatly crossed the baffle and looked at the desk where AIC was.

[Let go of me, let go of me-]

Charlie picked up the AIC in a cold sweat and turned off its base switch, which will take a long sigh of relief. Forced a smile and explained to the surroundings: "You know, AIC always does this kind of thing......"

Startled by the voice, the manager poked his head out of the office and nodded: "Yes, we don't think you will look at these during work." ”

The implication is that they just don't think he will look at it when he goes to work.

Charlie's face flushed, and he sat down helplessly, pretending to start working, but in fact he was just pressing the keyboard on the blank document.

This lasted for a few minutes, and he relented and opened the AIC.

The AIC also seemed to be honest, except for the sound of machinery running from the rotation of the glasses.

[O'Neill, are you there?] AIC whispered.

"What's the matter?"

O'Neill, in Charlie's back seat, craned his neck.

[You little Nigo~]

"Poof......" The female colleague next to her laughed, and then covered her mouth.

O'Neill shook his head and said, "Charlie, you're going to kiss my fist this Saturday." ”

Before Charlie could refute it, AIC said: [Anthony, I just learned a Chinese song, do you want to listen to it?] ]

"I'd love to hear it." Anthony stared at Charlie with bad intentions.

It's been a long time since he's beaten Charlie properly.

[I want to be within a house, I want to be a baby, you want to be a baby, the moon is bent, ......]

Anthony leaned over and strangled Charlie by the neck.

In the midst of a fight, AIC's dark blue eyes turned to the gloomy weather outside the window.

[Today is also a day of peace.] ]

……

A few hours later, calm had been restored to the office.

The AIC model in the corner of the table has gone into hibernation mode, huddled there motionless.

Just then, the sound of the radio echoed through the office.

[Base self-destruct procedures are being initiated - 300...... 299…… 298……]

The same voice rang out throughout the Black Mountain Science and Technology Building and the underground base.

Employees looked up blankly.

"Is this April Fool's Day?"

"It's not April Fool's Day."

"I didn't even know we had such cool stuff."

"Base self-destruct procedure...... Could it be that we are actually the secret branch of the government? ”

"You think too much, we're just making games. At most, it has to do with technology. ”

In the office, the employees also became noisy.

"Maybe those guys in the security department are doing some kind of acting, I'll ask."

After a while, there was a conversation inside. The manager hung up the phone and appeared at the door, shaking his head with a confused expression: "He said they didn't know either." ”

The countdown continues. There were no security personnel to dislodge and no person in charge to tell the story.

As the countdown drew to a close, confused and panicked employees began to leave the office one after another and enter the lobby on the first floor.

Outside the door, the rainstorm flew obliquely, and the coolness came to the face. A group of employees gathered at the door, stopped by the rainstorm. It's as if getting wet is worse than dying.

And at this point, the countdown is coming to an end.

[3…… 2…… 1……]

[Self-destruct program initiated-]

At this moment, all the employees of Montenegro Technology held their breath at the same time.

Just listen to the sound of the AIC in all areas.

[Hahaha, Happy April Fool's Day...... What the? Did I remember the wrong time? ]