Chapter Forty-Six: The More You Describe, the Blacker It Becomes
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The beautiful coach is really here!
Although they didn't meet each other, Liu Hao's heart went up and down, and he always felt that something was not quite right.
I didn't feel at ease all afternoon, for fear that the coach who hadn't even figured out his name would suddenly appear.
Fortunately, he called Lai Yuwen to ask him.
Lai Yuwen was hesitant, and she didn't say what she was worried about, but Qiao Xianglan went to Qinzhou to supervise his weight loss.
When Qiao Xianglan's name was learned by Liu Hao, he immediately thought of Cai Jin.
Qiao Xianglan is the daughter of Zhongneng boss Qiao Weiguang, isn't that Cai Jin's woman and his sister-in-law?
No wonder Cai Jin's kid is so fascinated that he wants to turn his face with his father, it turns out that there is such a superb lady hidden, and the typical love of Jiangshan is more beautiful.
If so, things are much easier.
Even if Qiao Xianglan ran to his house, it would make sense, but in case Yuanyun's big mouth said nonsense, wouldn't it be a goof?
I'm afraid that whatever I want to do, when I'm ready to get off work, Qiao Xianglan really came.
Dress so sexy and don't be afraid to kill people! Although he had been prepared, he still had a headache when he saw Qiao Xianglan appear.
Although the sexy beauty is very eye-catching, it is really embarrassing to be on such an occasion, especially if the other party is still his sister-in-law.
The most headache is, how can I explain to my wife that Wei Mao suddenly started to lose weight again?
Qiao Xianglan is serious, she really wants to turn Liu Hao, a fat man, into a strong man, otherwise she wouldn't have come here.
"Sister-in-law...... You're really here, Brother Jin? I knew you were coming too, and we came by car together last night. Liu Hao smiled, and hurriedly put on a smiling face, all of them are called sister-in-law, for Cai Jin's sake, he will not embarrass himself.
Damn Cai Jin, come here, you actually brought your own woman over!
How could Qiao Xianglan want to get Liu Hao's mouth and actually call her sister-in-law?
The eyelashes blinked blinking, and the roots of the ears immediately turned red.
She'd heard it many times, but she still couldn't get used to it.
The guy in front of him called her like this, so he naturally regarded her as her sister again......
Alas, it seems that fat also has the benefits of being fat, since losing weight, many people can't recognize her and her sister because they are too similar.
"What's the call? That's my sister, not me. Although Qiao Xianglan was embarrassed, she still patiently explained, "I am here on behalf of the club, from today onwards, your weight loss plan will be implemented, in order for you to lose weight on time and successfully, I will live in Yinzhou City." ”
"Shhhh didn't expect Qiao Xianglan to mention this to him in the office, if you want to talk about it again, won't people know that he plays football? I looked left and right, and now no one was near the office, so I breathed a sigh of relief, "I'll talk about it after work...... Sister-in-law. ”
"It's not a sister-in-law...... Qiao Xianglan was a little angry, she explained it so clearly, this guy still called a sister-in-law.
"Ahem." Outside the door, there was a sudden coughing sound, followed by the sound of footsteps approaching, and the sound of clattering high heels.
Zhang Yuanyun...... Liu Hao's heart was cold, and he hurriedly squeezed his eyebrows at Qiao Xianglan, "Sister-in-law, let's do it, I'll talk to Brother Jin later after dinner......
A lump of bright white fat swayed through the door, Liu Hao didn't need to look at it at all, he only needed to smell the rich and pungent rouge smell in the air with his nose, and he knew that it was Zhang Yuanyun......
The next day, maybe something will happen again!
It is said that some women are very smart, but often smart women are the ones who can cause trouble the most, Liu Hao feels that Qiao Xianglan is like this.
In short, don't get too close to women, and don't worry about them.
Qiao Xianglan came to Yinzhou because of raw rice and cooked rice, and there is no doubt about losing weight.
Liu Hao, who was half-convinced, should be most glad that Qiao Xianglan would not really follow him home, otherwise he would not be able to wash himself by jumping into the Yellow River.
But Liu Hao didn't know that jumping into the Yellow River in these years would definitely not be able to wash it, firstly, because the Yellow River water was almost exhausted, and secondly, the Yellow River water was too dirty, and no matter how it was washed, it would be yellow......
Qiao Xianglan stayed at the Dolphin Hotel in Yinzhou City, which was very close to Liu Hao's home, but Qiao Xianglan obviously came prepared, and had already found a hotel before coming.
After that, I will report to the Dolphin Hotel if I have nothing to do, and if I am seen by an acquaintance, what will I say?
Yinzhou City is a relatively traditional city, as everyone often says, as long as you see a woman often going in and out of the hotel, then she must have opened a room with a man; If a man frequents the hotel, he must have gone to meet his lover......
No way, the folk customs here are like this, even if you dress a little out of line and wear heavy makeup, you may be regarded as a young lady on the road......
Liu Hao hesitated at the door of the hotel for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and walked in.
When I came out again, I already had an extra VIp fitness card in my hand......
Yes, in order to prevent it from happening, he simply made a ** body card here, and in case he was misunderstood in the future, he could also use it as a shield......
Although his wife Zhang Yu is a very reasonable person, a woman will never allow her man to have an improper relationship with another woman, even if the relationship is normal, but thinking about it is likely to become abnormal.
Liu Hao has encountered this matter a lot, so he always cares about his 'image'.
In order to play football, I confessed.
Liu Hao, who returned home, was empty-hearted.
Zhang Yu made a table full of seafood, and he drooled when he saw it.
The son ate with a mouth full of oil, but he didn't move a pair of chopsticks, wondering if he would eat well today, but he was afraid of breaking his promise.
Since you promised to lose weight, you should restrain yourself, right?
"Husband, why don't you eat? Don't have an appetite? Zhang Yu put a prawn in a bowl and broke the shrimp skin.
"I have a big appetite, but I just promised the leader to lose weight...... "He was depressed, so he had to start making up stories half-truths.
"Yo, I used to tell you to lose weight, and you didn't lose it even if you were killed, but now the leader tells you to lose it, and you lose it."
"Alas, I don't want to, the leader said that I am so fat that I can't play football for the unit, and if I don't lose it, I don't even have a chance to be promoted...... You know, leadership is the greatest. Liu Hao held his chin in his left hand, held chopsticks in his right hand, and knocked and knocked on the prawns.
"Shrimp, shrimp, it's not that I don't want to eat you......"
"That's not an exaggeration to the point that you can't even eat meat, right?" Zhang Yu was stunned and said, "I think that fat man who looks very similar to you has not lost weight in the Chinese League, and your leader is passing by." ”
"Huh? Which fat man? Liu Hao pretended not to know, but he was thinking in his heart, his wife has been paying a lot of attention to football recently, but wife, what you are talking about is actually the same person......
"It's the fat guy who played in the team last time, and now he is a player from Qingdao Zhongneng, didn't I tell you last time?"
"He, not as handsome as me......" Liu Hao's eyes rolled and rolled, "However, I don't pay attention to what fat man, I want to know if you are gambling again?" No wonder today's meal was so generous......"
"Don't talk nonsense in front of children, be professional, let's just enrich our spare time, entertainment, understand? By the way, how did your leader tell you to lose weight? I think you're very strict. ”
"Alas...... It's hard to put into words...... Don't look at the fat man on the screen who is very happy, in fact, he may also have unspeakable secrets. Liu Hao put down his chopsticks, took out a neatly knotted white A4 paper from his pocket, spread it out slowly and orderly, and handed it to Zhang Yu.
Forehead!
Sure enough, Zhang Yu was also dumbfounded, he had never seen such a perverted recipe.
However, after a while, Zhang Yu smiled like a flower:
"Husband...... I'm sticking with you...... The decision of the leadership! ”
Yes?!
"For Mao!" Liu Hao is gone, how can he turn his fingers out! It's my wife, and such a perverted recipe can be accepted.
"Hehe, save money, you eat vegetarian every day, how much can we save, and also, I haven't seen you for many years, just ......"
"Can you do something reliable?! Forty-one flowers, I am still a flower and a bone, I still have ten years of youth, even if I grow a little meat, it is not to the mature stage......" Liu Hao shouted without heart and lungs, "By the way, next week my college classmates get married, I have to go to Qingdao." ”
"Again? A few weeks ago, Zhou Zhou was on a business trip, and this time I went to drink happy wine! Hum...... No, I don't care if you're on a business trip or going for a drink, I'm going to follow you this time! "This time it's Zhang Yu's turn to quit, how can I leave her and the child alone every week!
"I don't care, I'm angry, I'm going to Qingdao with you!"
It's terrible...... **, I can't say anything to drink happy wine, and I can't often go to Qingdao to drink happy bars in the future! Liu Hao felt that he had said the wrong thing.
You can talk to Yu Baojin in the office, and you can talk to Zhang Yu at home, isn't this an oolong? Next time I go, I have to say Shenma?
Liu Hao's face was squeezed into a bitter gourd, and in Zhang Yu's eyes, it meant something else.
"Hmph, don't you want to, I've been married to you for so many years, when did you take us on a trip? You know that you play football with your friends all day long, eat and drink, accompany the leader, and don't care about the ...... at home" As soon as the woman's words came out, she began to talk endlessly, followed by a bitter experience that could not be recovered......
Liu Hao was originally a soft-hearted guy, not to mention that what his wife said was reasonable, and his thoughts were running fast.
"Oops! Not really! I'm embarrassed to say it's your husband...... I'm just worried that you're pregnant and not fit to go far away. Actually, I've thought about it for a long time, and when your belly is a little bigger, I plan to take you to Qingdao to raise a baby. ”
Thinking of this, Liu Hao felt that this was not convincing enough, and continued to pull down: "You don't know, my buddy's wife is also pregnant, pregnant women are very boring, you have experience, a few days ago my buddy discussed with me on the phone, I thought about when to take you over, let the two of you women live together, and exchange fetal experience......"
Who believes it?! After Liu Hao finished speaking, he was left in a cold sweat.
Told a lie about a level of stupidity......
"But wife, a person's goal can't always change, for example, you haven't got your driver's license yet, right? I think the goal is to get a driver's license, if you have a bigger belly, it's not suitable for a driver's license, so it's going to be next year......"