Chapter 802: Drill the Chimney
Elder Sonoda Mai's expression when he said this was extremely serious, and the artistic conception in his words was also desolate and pathetic.
But I couldn't keep up with her tune.
While digging my nostrils, I said lazily: "I'm sorry I'm just a civilian, I can't understand the profound meaning of the words, I only heard one meaning from beginning to end, you seem to be very optimistic about the reunion of the goblin and the elf clan?" ”
"Yes, I'm not pretty," she said.
"Why?" I was puzzled: "The elves and elves have been at peace for thousands of years, and they have fallen apart just because of a period of darkness?" Isn't that a bit unreasonable? ”
"Young man, didn't you listen to what I just said?" Elder Sonoda Mai's face was furious.
"Listened, of course I listened, didn't I just say everything, I only heard the meaning of 'you don't like to get back together', is there anything else I didn't understand?" I was also unhappy.
We confronted each other for a while, and she sighed, with a discouraged expression: "No, no." ”
"That's right," I searched, pulled a chair from the corner, and sat down with a big thorn.
"Who told you to sit?" Elder Sonoda Mai was surprised, "Don't you know that you have to stand and speak in front of your elders?" ”
"Cut, there are so many rules," I muttered quietly.
"What did you say?"
"Ah, I said, I'm just sitting, what's the matter?" I had the attitude that a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and said arrogantly: "If you are not happy, come and bite me, you bite me!" ”
"You, you, you......" Elder Sonoda Mai was furious, and the fingers pointing at my nose trembled.
"What am I" pouted, I was unhappy and said: "I'm a guest, come here to chat and talk with you, you don't want someone to bring me tea, water and snacks, and you can't even give me a chair to sit, is this the hospitality of your elf royal family?" ”
"Our elven royal family treats real guests, and uninvited guests like you have no right to enjoy this kind of courtesy!"
"Hey, I love to hear what you say, what is called having no right to enjoy, you know, I'm resolving resentment for the goblin clan and the elf clan, and selflessly dedicating my precious night time to achieve the goal of common prosperity between the two races, okay! Even if there is no merit, there is hard work! You can still say such unconscionable words, the patriarch and grandmother are right, you are really upright - a serious nonsense! ”
"You ......" Elder Sonoda Mai was about to explode, and her cracked expression was not much different from the Yaksha demon in the stage play.
I stood up and patted my buttocks: "I won't talk to you anymore, the night is dark and the wind is high, just go back to sleep, I wish you nightmares tonight, insomnia~"
With that, I smeared oil on the soles of my feet, slipped out of her room, and followed the path from which I had come, and touched it again.
It wasn't until I got out of the courtyard wall of her villa that I breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at Zhou's body, which had been wrapped in a thick layer of soot.
After a pause, shaking off the dust, I finally nodded with satisfaction and ran briskly in the direction of home.
Although today's conversation did not contain any substantive information exchange, it somewhat made her know that I was not her enemy, and at the same time rediscovered how fierce the entanglement between elves and goblins really was.
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Entering the house, the sharp-eyed Barbara exclaimed, jumped directly over the coffee table, and before she could throw herself into my arms, she squeaked, Ying Shengsheng stopped her figure, and said with a frightened face: "Xiao Yi, what's wrong with you?" Did you go to the Elven Forest to dig potatoes? ”
"It's not like ah, how can you get disgraced by digging potatoes" The phoenix on the side covered her mouth and snickered, she walked over, reached out and touched me, and sniffed lightly: "It's the smell of cigarette ash, Xiao Yi, have you climbed the chimney?" ”
"Huh?" I wondered, "How do you know?" ”
"Of course I'll know," said the phoenix in a milky voice, "Once I was playful, I came home late, and I was afraid of being punished by the master, so I secretly crawled back home along the chimney. ”
Phoenix's chimney ......
I recalled, and then looked at her plump waves, with a suspicious expression.
"Oh, it's when I was four years old," Phoenix said with her hands in her arms, covering her chest.
"Oh~" I know that the phoenix at the age of four is still acceptable, but I really didn't expect that she could be naughty to this extent at the age of four.
...... Climb the chimney, hehe, she can figure it out.
I went into the bathroom, changed my clothes, and walked out refreshed.
"Xiao Yi, where have you been on this big night?" Cagalli asked, leaning back on the couch.
Cagalli hadn't spoken since I entered the room, not because she didn't want to pay attention to me, but because she was afraid that if I opened my mouth, the dust on my body would drift into her mouth.
In fact, not only her, but the entire living room, except for Barbara and Phoenix, no one dared to speak to me, and they all shy away from my dusty body, really, delicate!
I sat down and said lazily, "I went to the elder's house and learned a little about the actual situation." ”
"Which elder?" Lirea asked eagerly.
"Elder Sonoda Mai," I said.
"Huh? Xiao Yi, aren't you on the worst relationship with her? Yura wondered.
"The poor relationship is just a matter of philosophy," I said, "and in fact, she is a good old woman in other respects, except for her arrogant personality." ”
"Otherwise~" Billy looked obscene, he must have thought about the filth.
"Godot~" I shouted.
A stout man, reaching out to hold Billy in his squeaky nest, strode into the room.
"Alright, it's clear," I said, spreading my hands, "and now we can continue with what we just talked about." ”
"Why did you change your opinion of Elder Sonoda Dance so much?" Lirea wondered.
"Because the elf patriarch," I said, "she told me that Elder Sonoda Mai had been invited to the elven territory. ”
"Eh, eh?!"
Everyone present was amazed at the same time.
"Yes," I said, "I was also confused when I first heard this, and I was even a little suspicious of life, but after all, these words came from the mouth of the fairy patriarch, and she did not suffer from Alzheimer's disease, and she was in good spirits. ”
"Oooh" everyone craned their necks, anticipating my next words.
For a while, I stared blankly at them, puzzled.
"And then?" Susan asked.
"What, then?" I was puzzled.
"Didn't you say you had a face-to-face interview with her?" Susan said, "What about the outcome of the conversation?" Is it a good ending or a collapse? ”
I thought about it: "It's not a good ending......"
"Oops-" Everyone was a little disappointed.
“...... But it's not a collapse," I added.