Chapter Eighty-Four: Déjà vu
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Skipping rope, push-ups, table tennis, doing gymnastics, what's so fun about these? Without a trace of fun and creativity, Liu Hao immediately denied it in his mind.
"Today we're going to play football! Of course, if you like basketball, you can also play basketball. Liu Hao stood in front of his classmates with a smile, holding a basketball in his left hand and a football in his right hand.
"Of course, in order to avoid injury, we need to do some simple warm-up before playing, and everyone just follows me." When he was in college, his physical education teacher taught him the same way, and he copied it.
No wonder when I was studying, very few people liked sports, this was all lost interest when I was young, who has nothing to do with skipping rope and playing table tennis?
Liu Hao's body twisted left and right, causing the classmates to laugh, Teacher Liu's body was so a** that I couldn't help it.
It was destined to be a lesson full of joy!
The female teacher on the side looked at Liu Hao with some envy.
It's not that she doesn't want to play like this, it's that the school doesn't allow it!
How dangerous is it to teach a child to play basketball? You have to scratch your face at every turn, don't you? Yan zhòng may even be missing an arm.
How dangerous is playing football? You're going to have to break your feet at every turn, don't you? Yan zhòng may lose a leg......
It wasn't her who said this, it was the principal who ordered that high-risk sports were forbidden, so she wouldn't break the school rules.
She was going to stop Liu Hao from going to class like this, but thinking about it, she still stood aside and watched, even her childlike fun was exploited, isn't this life a little too sad?
Soon, Liu Hao divided the students into two groups, one of which went to play basketball and the other group played football.
Liu Hao doesn't know how to play basketball, so he naturally stands on the side of football.
"The remaining 20 students, we are divided into four teams, two teams fight against each other, whichever side is scored first, you have to go down the field and be replaced by another team. Of course, if you can't score after 10 minutes, you will take a penalty shootout. ”
I haven't eaten pork, I've seen pigs run, and the fourth-grade children still understand the rules of football more or less, Liu Hao just said it simply.
"Teacher Liu, come to our team!"
"Teacher Liu, come to our team!"
As soon as the group was divided, there was a discordant sound in each team, and Liu Hao immediately became fragrant.
I'm rubbing, today's children are precocious, and it is inevitable to be competitive, and they all know how to pull foreign aid...... Liu Hao was surprised.
"Uncle Liu, come to our team." Li Tianer was not far behind, and directly played the emotional card.
But playing the emotional card in front of so many people, doesn't it seem like it's right?
"Haha, don't think about it, I'm the referee!" Liu Hao smiled and directly rejected the invitations of all the teams, "After that, I will teach you to kick free kicks!" ”
Next, something terrible happened.
Children have less time to contact football, of course, playing football is not the same, stopping the ball a few meters away, passing the ball more than three meters away from the target, grabbing the ball is like American football, the physical confrontation is very intense......
But everyone seems to be having a good time! Everyone tried their best.
This is the sport that men play!
However, Li Tianer still stood out from the crowd, he has basic football skills, just like playing cats, almost playing the other three teams by himself.
The ball was at his feet, and no one else could grab the ball at all.
It seems that he likes football, but this time he is ruthless, and he can show off his skills in front of so many people, isn't this what he dreamed of?
Smack!
When Li Tianer shot the goal, he didn't see anyone passing behind the goal.
His archery skills are not fine, and he shoots high, which is a bit far from his father Li Xiaopeng.
However, the high ball crosshair was still good, and the man's glasses were shot off.
Liu Hao covered his old face in shock, a little crazy, as if he was the one who shot the ball......
This scene is so familiar! Shooting the teacher's glasses away in the playground, I didn't do much when I was young.
Now it's there again, and it's really a bit of a shadow......
"That, hurry over and ......" Liu Hao forced his composure and made a look at the female teacher.
"Me?" The female teacher has long lost her face, she didn't want to play football in the first place, but now something is really wrong.
The point is, the teacher who shot is a fourth-grade math teacher, a guy with a black face all day long, what do you say......
Liu Hao made it clear that he wanted her to carry the black pot!
The math teacher is still highly myopic! The glasses fell so suddenly, his face was a little dizzy, and he didn't know where the glasses had gone.
Li Tianer was the initiator, timidly trotted over to help him pick up his glasses, and then carefully handed them to the math teacher.
"Old ...... Division, the glasses are here, no ...... Not broken......"
suffered, there must be a scolding, Liu Hao said silently in his heart, praying for Li Tianer, his teacher treated them like this before, splitting his head and covering his face was a reprimand, and then sued the head teacher, and then sublimated to the principal's office.
But that's a bit of an exaggeration, isn't it? Why is this math teacher so kind when she puts on her glasses?
"Li Tianer, how can you play such a dangerous sport? What if I get hurt? ”
Forehead...... Is there such a perfect teacher in the world? Liu Hao's jaw is about to fall, shouldn't it be a spitting reprimand? Shouldn't it be pulled straight to the office? Oh my God, Liu Hao fainted a little.
After the math teacher cared about Li Tianer, he walked in the direction of the female teacher.
The female teacher's eyebrows frowned, and she smiled bitterly: "It's over......"
"Chen Yiyun, how do you teach? Didn't you know that the school prohibits playing soccer in the playground? How can you be responsible for the child who hurts! If parents know, what should we do? ”
Yo, that's how it looks! I thought he was a good teacher who really cared about his students, but it turned out that he was just a dog who could only wag his tail?
Liu Hao was standing next to him, he thought Liu Hao was transparent, he didn't look at Liu Hao at all, but stared at Chen Yiyun non-stop.
Why do you think it tastes different?
"This teacher, it's not illegal to play football in the playground, right? A group of children are exercising, what's wrong with playing football? You can jump rope to your feet, you can do gymnastics and flash your waist, you may fall off the steps in class, what is there no risk in doing? Teaching may be laid off! ”
The most disgusting thing is the guy who points fingers at people, as if he thinks he is very level.
The math teacher was so angry by Liu Hao's words that he couldn't react for a while, he is a math teacher, although the logic is very strong, but he is not a Chinese teacher, his language organization skills are poor, he can't use the n power to smash Liu Hao, right?
After a while, he looked at Liu Hao's body, and then asked with a dead face, "You are the new trainee teacher, right?" Do you know the rules? Let's go to the principal's office to evaluate the judges! ”
He took Liu Hao as a trainee teacher!
Chen Yiyun's mouth moved, and in the end he didn't explain it to him clearly, but secretly laughed in his heart.
Forehead! Go to the principal's office...... For a moment, Liu Hao really thought that he was a student who had made a mistake......
"I ......"