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"Goodbye, Uncle Cheng!"

Cheng Peng smiled amiably, saying goodbye to the pink little Lori Xiao Zhengtai one by one, and he couldn't see the slightest bit of the momentum of the 10,000 enemies who dominated the battlefield in the game.

…… Of course, in the face of a group of cute children who smile with you, you can still pull down your face to show your fierce momentum and kill people with your eyes, this person must have lacked love since he was a child and grew up to be a pervert - for example, Levi, this guy actually planned to perform a chest stone and throat top silver gun at the kindergarten and orphanage welcome party to welcome the new director, and he also patted his chest and said, "It's okay if the bone is broken or the throat is pierced, anyway, just go to the hospital and lie down for two days"......

He didn't want to think about it, when the time came, he would be shot through the neck and blood would be sprayed all over the ground - he didn't care, but what if he left a psychological shadow on the children?

You don't see a little girl as good as Du Sanmiao, but when she was a child, she watched a lot of horror movies in the "Chainsaw Maniacs" series, and she often slashed people in the game with a giant chainsaw about the same height as her body...... Adventure 5

If Levi is so stimulated, how many more violent children will come out of these innocent and cute children, such as Du Sanmiao or Lina? Godzilla's- everyone was covered in a cold sweat when they thought of this, and they simply grabbed Levi by his head and feet, and then tied it up and threw him into the flying car, and set the flying car to send him to the central part of the Sahara Desert and throw him down.

Well, anyway, as he said, even if it is a dried corpse, it is just a matter of going to the hospital to lie down for two days, and the stupid person will not die!

Because there are too many friends who came to congratulate, there is a little bit of noise, and because of some deep Loli control is too much because of the close contact with the cute little boy and girl, the perverts who can't control their epileptic behavior are too much tossed - for example, just now in order to arrest Bi Yong, a master of ground boxing, seven or eight people, including Cheng Peng, pressed it together, some pressed their heads and some pressed their feet, and finally took off their socks and plugged his mouth, so that they could be regarded as subduing this person who had fallen into madness, pulling the broken gong and singing "Lori has three good... ...", throwing him into the car to keep Levi company...... In short, the small venue was so messed up that looking at the mess, Cheng Peng had to shake his head and sigh, and quietly stayed after the meeting to help clean up.

His behavior saved some face for the players, who had been defined as "strange uncles and aunts" by the children, and finally got the little ones to say goodbye.

"That...... Chen Wumian...... No, it's time to call you Dean Chen. When parting, he said with some regret, "You really don't play "Big Adventure" anymore? ”

“…… At least not for this time. Chen Wumian still smiled a little shyly, just like he did in the game, "You can also see, there are a lot of things here, and I, the dean of the airborne, are too young and don't understand anything, so I can't be very convincing." If you don't learn everywhere and don't put more effort into it, you will be looked down upon by the teachers. ”

Cheng Peng nodded-he had also noticed just now that the teachers who took care of the children frowned when they saw the players making such a big fuss, and it was really not so easy for Chen Wumian, the new dean, to be able to convince the public.

In this era, the influence of money or power on the general public has been about zero, and people can admire it, relying on qualifications, talents or hard work, for example, like Chen Wumian's uncle, who has taken care of children for decades and brought up generations of orphans, this prestige is unparalleled.

And Chen Wumian himself, neither enough talent nor any qualifications, is very different from the old dean, if he is often "addicted" to games, he will indeed be looked down upon......

"If you need a manpower, you can just say hello, and to be honest, I'm quite idle."

"Haha, usually I can just grab Mo Ran to help. But when you really need manpower, I'm never welcome! ”

At around two o'clock in the afternoon, Cheng Peng returned home.

A morning's hustle, plus the hard work of cleaning up the venue after lunch, he couldn't help but be a little tired, the decisive battle of the horizontal and vertical "Peerless Snake" will not start until tomorrow, he asked for "sex" to give himself a day off, changed into civilian clothes after boarding the game, left the bloody battlefield, returned to the monster hunter world before departure, climbed to a semi-deserted lookout, and opened the virtual screen to visit the forum under the wind and sunshine.

The forum is always so lively, more than a billion people are messing around in countless worlds, a lot of things happen every day, and many people have the habit of posting what they see and hear on the forum. Even if Cheng Peng usually only goes to a few fixed sub-forums, he only clicks on the title in the post that looks interesting, and there are countless new things he sees every day.

For example, a guy with the ID "Cloudy God Hides Self-Respect" just posted a post not long ago to discuss the problem of Lolicon.

"Today I saw some very ugly lolicons! Those guys are really...... There is no hopeless "medicine"! Can you imagine? Actually lying on the ground and rolling around, singing the song of Lori...... Lori's song can only be sung in private! As a lolicon, shouldn't you be reserved? Shouldn't you maintain a good image in front of Lori? That kind of convulsive posture is obviously going to scare Lori away! ”

Cheng Peng stared at this post for a long time, and always felt a little familiar.

(This guy...... Someone who is here today, right? I really can't see it.,It turns out that there is such a Lolita hidden among us...... ）

Another guy with the ID "Dark Water Jumping Around" posted that he was planting grass in the Sahara Desert today as usual, but he didn't know who threw two piles of garbage from the sky, which scared him. As a result, when I walked over, it turned out to be two people who were tied up by five flowers! Adventure 5

"It's so weird! I immediately helped them untie the rope, and they let out a strange laugh, called a speeding car on their mobile phones, and got into the car with a weird smile as if they were convulsive...... I feel as if I am a small supporting character in the legend who broke the seal and put the Great Demon King in the world......"

(Well, you're right...... ）

In addition to these trivial news about life, information about the game takes up a large part of the forum. And in this, the battle presided over by Wei Ye and implemented by Chen Wumian to snipe the legendary boss of the Seven Stars Peak was mentioned again and again.

At first, many people questioned - why could a mere five-star player actually transform into a legendary boss who killed the peak of seven stars? This doesn't make sense! It's not scientific!

But after half an hour at most, some players in the crusade army released the video of the grand spell ceremony.

There are many people who are good at analysis on the forum, and everyone made some estimates, and the final result is that in order to kill Emperor Zixin, the crusading army paid at least fifty or sixty thousand casualties, and consumed a very large amount of materials, which is really bloody, which is admirable.

And when the news of "Spell Caster Chen Wumian (Five-Star Intermediate Spell Mage) Horn 'Color' was completely burned and couldn't get up again" was sent out and confirmed, no one felt that there was anything unreasonable anymore.

If the heavy casualties and massive amount of materials were still within the range of losses that some large guilds could accept, then a five-star mid-level spellcaster was completely finished...... This loss is not acceptable to any guild.

Five-star mid-level players, that is the top of the top, are the core and most elite members of each guild, and the proportion of spellcasters is not much, in the entire "Great Adventure", such as Chen Wumian, a powerful spellcaster, is not in the triple digits...... This is a few tenths of more than a billion people, and the rarity is comparable to that of a national treasure!

There are so many bosses, and sooner or later they can be overthrown, so there's no need to rush. However, the loss of a core member and a top master will have a long-term negative impact...... No matter how you look at it, this deal looks a bit of a loss!

Cheng Peng noticed that in those discussion posts, no one mentioned that Chen Wumian quit the game in order to concentrate on being his kindergarten principal.

(It seems...... Everyone's mouths are still tight...... ）

Smiling and turning off the virtual screen, Cheng Peng basked in the warm sunshine and gradually fell asleep unconsciously.

Even the great masters who have always been brave and hardworking have occasional times when they are lazy to rest......

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This one is really hard to write...... Sure enough, it's not easy to write a forum article......

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