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"I didn't feel right last night, and I went to a salon for the first time......"

Well?!

No way?

The first time?

…… It's incredible! Liu Hao was shocked! I was shaking all over.

How is this possible......

Big brother, you're from the Netherlands, what kind of place is the Netherlands? What is Amsterdam? Surname, you actually said that it was the first time you went to that kind of place? And how old are you, and now kindergarten children may have experienced those things, and you actually said that it was the first time? It's incredible......

Unbelief!

However, if it is true, then Lao Tzu ruined the image of Bergkamp with his own hands...... In an instant, Liu Hao felt that he was full of guilt.

Bergkamp's image is so positive and positive, he was accidentally tossed up by his own pranks......

Alas......

"It's really the first time to go to the place where I washed, cut and blow, and it was impossible to go before, but this time I couldn't help it, so I just did it." Bergkamp sighed and continued to explain, shaking his head incessantly.

"......" It was Liu Hao's turn to be speechless this time, it turned out that he had misunderstood Bergkamp's words, and it was really impossible for people to go to the place where they washed, cut and blew...... Think about it, if he is not in a hurry, he can bear it, he will find a safe and reliable place, and then enjoy it slowly, how can he not do such an unclassy thing.

As a result, the first time I went to wash, cut and blow, I was targeted by reporters? It's really sad, but in the end, it's still my own wine.

"The question is, how did you get surrounded by so many reporters?" Liu Hao pulled the topic back to the reporters downstairs.

"The problem is here, the place I'm going to is next to Beer City, maybe it's a press gathering or something? And then he was targeted, otherwise why he would be there so late, I don't understand......" Bergkamp grabbed the sparse strand of head on his head, frustrated.

"Then why wasn't he arrested at that time...... Traitor? "People are unlucky, they really drink cold water and stuff their teeth. That's what happened to Bergkamp this time.

"I slipped through the back door because someone was on top of it, so I slipped through the back door......"

"That fire didn't ......," Liu Hao's face was full of sympathy. The matter was exposed, but if the task was not completed, it would really be a loss to the wife and a setback, and the gains outweighed the losses. What's more, if this task is not completed, it is really a toss-up, not that it is so simple to wash and sleep, he is fantasizing about how much pain Bergkamp suffered at that time.

"I didn't ...... Came back and played a few games......" Bergkamp looked weak and unwilling.

“…… Thankfully, you won't have to play tomorrow. Liu Hao rolled his eyes. Ahem, you're not a player, don't be so nervous, it doesn't affect the team's preparation, it's okay, it's okay. ”

"So the professor asked me to come to your room and hide, just in case they came to my room and knocked on the door, didn't he? I won't go to the training ground, and when they're gone, I'll go first. ”

"This one does. But, Daniel, you know, there are some things that are not convenient in my room. You know...... "If Bergkamp wants to come again, leave a few maps on his bed or in the sand, will he be able to bear it?" So he reminded him maliciously......

"Get out!" Bergkamp was actually angry and aggrieved like a child.

Drinking, fighting, or doing anything out of the ordinary. It's not as embarrassing as going to the salon. Other things can be explained clearly to the media, but this matter really has to have a quick fig leaf, otherwise who is so thick-skinned. Said in front of the media, I went to float last night...... Liu Hao understands Bergkamp's mood very well.

Of course, it's legal to play in Germany, but it's not the right time, and it's also a member of the coaching staff.

Bergkamp is going to have a hard time, maybe he can't withstand the pressure, maybe he may not leave the team, how long will he be back?

"Daniel, I understand your feelings, you are casual, you are casual, just because I didn't say it...... However, it's best to ask the waiter to change the ...... after you're done."

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Because Bergkamp slipped into Liu Hao's room, the reporter pounced, of course.

Journalists are like walking corpses in the walking dead, surrounding the teams that are going to come out, trying to stop people for interviews.

Under tremendous pressure, the professor finally took the team to the bus, and before leaving, he didn't forget to take a deep look at a window on the third floor, and then shook his head very bitterly.

What is this called?

I've worked with that guy for so many years, and I've never seen him do such a ridiculous thing! Ridiculous, really ridiculous!

It's normal for players to have headaches these years, but even their own subordinates have a headache, can the professor not be tired?

The upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, he would never have imagined that Bergkamp would do such a thing, no matter how hungry and thirsty it is, it shouldn't be like this? This script is too ridiculous to believe it, but the truth is in front of you......

Since February, it has become more and more uncomfortable, Arsenal will not repeat the mistakes of the past, right? His heart skipped a beat. Luck can't follow you all the time, maybe bad luck will follow?

As the old man gets older, these messy thoughts will increase, and they will not be as firm as when he was younger.

"Arthur, closed training?" Boulder approached and asked, but the professor didn't react, as if his thoughts hadn't been pulled back.

"Arthur?" Boulder had to speak again.

"Ah, what?"

"Old rules, closed training?"

"Oh," the professor looked around, the training ground was quiet, and the atmosphere was a little different from the usual one, this was the Champions League knockout game, why didn't there even be anyone watching the game?

It stands to reason that Klopp should make some noise, even if it is to invite some fake fans to come and observe Arsenal's training, but now it is good that you can hear the sound of birds pooping.

"No, we don't have any secret tactics to speak of, let's just play an open training match, and we don't need to mobilize at all for the evening game, unless you don't want to go on. Train to relax, don't get hurt. But I'm going to have to get everyone together and say a couple of words. ”

"Something happened to Daniel last night, and it was a conspiracy, it was a conspiracy of Dortmund, two shameful conspiracy in a row, first creating a horrific rollover. And then they will make us panic and frame Daniel, they will try to break our fighting spirit and tear us apart......" Professor Yan Sù recounted, and when he said that he was even more excited, his anger overflowed, as if what he said was completely true.

It's becoming more and more like Mu Shuai, when Mu Shuai says something, whether it is true or false, the result is true. Obviously, the professor has this ability, but he has never shown it, maybe Stamford Bridge has magic, and the professor may have sat on Mourinho's special chair and felt it for three home games, and suddenly had this ability...... If Liu Hao didn't know the facts, he would have thought that what the professor said was true!

"This old guy, what he said seems to be true, Mourinho will vomit blood when he hears it......" In the bushes behind Liu Hao, someone was actually whispering. It may really be some Dortmund spy, his throat doesn't make a sound, but his body rustles the leaves.

Hiss, hiss...... It's like a viper neighing.

Snake?!

This is Liu Hao's first reaction!

This guy is afraid of snakes......

Toxic or not. The snake just made him feel sick.

So he turned his head sensitively, but he didn't panic.

Of course there are no snakes.

Instead, I saw a white corner of my clothes exposed under the roots of the tree.

Originally, it was not conspicuous, because there were still snowflakes hanging on the leaves that had not completely melted. It's just because of the voice that Liu Hao is more vigilant. But it is the existence of human beings.

The guy who can hide in the tree at this time is definitely not a good person, at least with bad intentions. Hey! Just blew up. Liu Hao came up with a way.

I saw him pull down his pants......

Hush......

The next moment.

A column of water flew into the trees in a wonderful parabola.

It's still golden, and it seems that Liu Hao hasn't recovered from the drinking state he had a few days ago......

The teammates are still listening to the professor's teachings, but Liu Hao is booing in front of the public?

What's the situation?

Only the people on the coaching staff saw Liu Hao's movements.

Everyone's eyes widened as they watched the incredible scene.

"Liu!" The professor was shocked.

"God!" Boulder's head dizzy instantly......

Are all the Arsenal players today evil? How could you do such a shameful thing!

The golden jets of water crackled against the cold leaves, and then trickled through the cracks.

Ahh

A scream erupted from the tree.

In an instant, everyone's minds were pulled to another world.

Is there someone in the bushes?

That guy definitely couldn't stay, he couldn't imagine that Liu Hao would do this.

The moment he saw Liu Hao pull down his pants, he was surprised at first, but he had no intention of running away, but the next moment he was sad, Liu Hao really peed on him.

Whoosh - whoosh - like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the guy screamed and fled the scene as soon as possible, making it impossible to see his face at all.

China Liu is so shameless!

He fled in panic......

The people who were stunned by Liu Hao's behavior just now burst into laughter at this time.

This scene is just too weird.

Liu Hao actually drove away a spy with a soak of urine!

"Liu, how did you show ......?"

"Accustomed to ......" Liu Hao had already put away the clone......

"Cheng, Liu, I just realized that you have another unique job, pee and know the enemy......" Debusch joked, causing everyone to laugh again.

"This is a treasure ......"

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The guy who couldn't see his face clearly was indeed sent by Dortmund to observe Arsenal.

Back at the club, Klepp pinched his nose and frowned, looking at the awful-looking assistant in front of him.

"What's going on?"

It was the smell of urine, so Krup naturally pinched his nose.

Just to observe Arsenal's training, did you fall into the toilet? Or hide in the toilet and peek?

"Chinese Liu, that shameless Chinese Liu, actually peed on my head......" The assistant's face was very annoyed, and he still couldn't calm down, at this time he was full of anger at Liu Hao, and he couldn't calm the anger in his heart.

Yes! Klop was stunned when he heard this, "He, he's so savage!" ”

Everyone knows Liu Hao's ball skills, but the fact that his behavior is different from ordinary people surprises Klepp even more.

This is the 21st century, this is a civilized country, a civilized city, it is impossible to have such a thing, Kropep would rather believe that the assistant fell into the toilet, than believe that the assistant was urinated by Liu Hao.

But what can we do, who told us to go too far?

"This thing...... It was an accident. As a sign of respect for his assistant, he finally put down his right hand that was pinched in front of his nose, and then carefully patted the other person's shoulder as a sign of comfort.

After filming, Klepp couldn't help but rub his palms slightly......

"Any news?"

"At that time, the training had not even started," the assistant was embarrassed, "but the professor said that he was just doing some restorative training, and he didn't plan to practice tactics at all, because he also said that he wanted to open it to the outside world." ”

Oh...... Is that not a little substantive news? At that time, you should hold back the urine and continue to lurk in the enemy's position, Klepp laughed in his heart, but continued to comfort, "They actually have no tactics to speak of, they still have to attack, although it is a draw, but we have three away goals, they must score to have hope, and as long as we score, it means qualifying!" But Chinese Liu is really a restless factor......"

"Yes, that guy is so sè, really out of line! You have to find a way to contain him, I think he's like a demon! The assistant said indignantly, "Ah, by the way, that guy doesn't seem to be in good health." ”

"Huh? Why? ”

"Because his urine is golden!"

"......" Klerp almost fell, that's not the basis, right? Still, he continued:

'He's not going to get any chances and we're not going to give them as many chances at home. Football is played by eleven people, not by one person, even if it is as strong as Messi! We'll just play in the back three......" Klepp's face was full of confidence, as if he was holding the future, "Okay, go back and wash ......"

With three midfielders, Klopp has to play 4321, a Christmas tree formation, which was also proven in the subsequent cloth meeting. It's not the formation Klopp is used to, but that's what he announced.

"Jurgen, why did you choose such a formation? Even defensively, can your team use the formation they are most accustomed to? ”

"Ahem, because the 4321 formation has won two European championships, so I'll try my luck as well......"

Has the 4321 won two European championships?

"You're referring to the Milan team that Carlo Ancelotti led back then?"

"Yes, I'm paying tribute to Carlo Ancelotti."

'But last year he wasn't in that shape at Real Madrid.'

"The past is always the best, we might as well give it a try, we can see that the professor should also change the formation, and we can't change the formation. The professor could transform into Mourinho and then squeeze out a ...... of four strikers" (To be continued......