Chapter 187: Marrying a Sister
Rodney listened and smiled slightly: "Okay, what are you going to want?" β
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"Combat skills?" Rodney was a little surprised: "What do you want to do with your combat skills?" It's not good to learn too much, and a powerful adventurer like you wouldn't be unaware of that. β
"You're too worried," I said, "I haven't had a single skill yet." β
"No combat skills?" Rodney's expression was like swallowing a toad, his mouth was open, his head was sticking out, and his face was full of complicated expressions: "Don't tease me, how can a person without combat skills be able to confront Uncle Harold head-on for so long!" β
I sighed, took out a data sheet from my bosom, the results of my previous tests, and handed it over.
Rodney looked at me hesitantly, and it wasn't until I nodded that he hesitantly took it, unfolded it, and looked at it, and for a moment, his eyes were round, and he couldn't speak for a long time.
Finally, after about half a minute of silence, he raised his head and said, "Is this it?" β
"Huh?" I raised my eyebrows, I didn't understand what he meant, took the paper and looked at it, and a pair of eyeballs almost didn't fly out: Welcome to the xxx adult hall!
In the middle of the paper, a naked, colored woman stared at me with silky eyes, her seductive figure twisted into a bold posture, picking at the bottom line of her heart.
Huh?
I was mistaken!
This is a leaflet for the red light district on both sides of the shopping street!!
"Uh, sorry, sorry, I got the wrong thing," I apologized to the stunned Rodney as I reached into my arms and pulled out a sheet of paper of the same size.
"Really, it scared me" Rodney handed me a look that understood you, and while taking the paper, he said: "Man, who doesn't have a special situation, I understand, I ......"
The moment he opened the paper, he froze again, and the second half of the sentence was like a lizard's tail, swallowed back into his stomach, not only that, but his hands couldn't stop shaking, and they kept shaking.
Huh?
Am I mistaken again?
I crept up and leaned over to see if I had made a mistake again.
Suddenly, as if he had fallen into an evil spirit, Rodney bounced out of his chair and stared at me.
"What," I scratched my head and said uneasily, "Do you mean...... Am I wrong again? Or ......"
Before I could finish speaking, the thing swooped down and knelt in front of me, its small eyes shining with a moving light, like two bright magic lamps.
I panicked inexplicably, and before I could react, he grabbed my hands violently and said with a serious face: "Brother-in-law, please marry my sister!" β
"Marry your uncle!" I kicked him out of the way.
"Do you like my uncle?" Rodney made an arc in mid-air, but still couldn't control his mouth: "I can help you convince him!" β
Then, with a pop, he fell to the ground.
"Love a yarn!" With a frown, I leaked domineeringly: "Are you a split nerve?" Or is it a personality mutation? What kind of crazy thing is this? β
Rodney got up from the ground with a stirring spirit, and said with a serious face: "I'm not crazy, really, brother-in-law, you have to believe your brother-in-law......"
"Brother-in-law, you big-headed ghost!" I was a little upset: "I've already told you, I have three fiancΓ©es at home, and I'm not interested in your sister, if you want to help your sister choose a mate, you like to find whoever you want, and you have a relationship with me!" β
"Uh......" Rodney also sensed his gaffe at this time, tugged at the corner of his clothes, sat back in the chair, and said apologetically: "I'm sorry, I was a little out of shape just now, I really didn't expect that you have already reached level six, and what I didn't expect is that you at level six can be with Uncle Harold for so long, worthy of being a man who has destroyed the guild!" I admire, I admire! β
"Please, level six isn't normal," I said disdainfully, "It's not a high level." β
"But if you can be at the sixth level with Uncle Harold, you are probably the only one in the entire Arrow City," Rodney's expression looked very excited.
"You didn't burn, did you?"
"I'm not sick, I'm not joking," Rodney said seriously, "Don't you know?" Uncle Harold, he's a level 10 warrior! And it is said that it won't be long before you will be promoted to level 11! β
As he spoke, stars appeared in Rodney's eyes: "Do you still feel ordinary now?" β
I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly exhaled in frustration: "What kind of exciting thing should I be, it turns out that this is it." β
Pouting, I said disdainfully: "Is it difficult to skip the challenge?" Belch...... Harold's level of challenge is really difficult. β
"If it weren't for seeing you with such high stats and levels, I would definitely think that you were a rookie adventurer with no common sense!" Rodney's expression was very serious, really serious, not even the seriousness that he usually haggled and laughed in, in short, the kind of seriousness that was very serious.
"You think it's easy to skip the challenge, but did you know that there are many adventurers who die on the way to the challenge of skipping the level!" Rodney said seriously: "The challenge of skipping the level, even if it is only one level, contains endless unknown and unknowable crises, on this road, any mistake, it is very likely to fall into irreparable space, many people, so hateful for life!" β
"However, you even said that the road was not difficult, and you... You, you, you..."Rodney's expression was extremely angry, and he wanted to turn all the dissatisfaction in Zhou's body into flames and burn me to charcoal.
With three black lines on his forehead and two bursting tendons in his head, I can't tolerate his almost second-class stupid behavior.
"Two." I said with a blank face, turned sideways and walked out the door.
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An inexplicable cool breeze blew, and the whole room fell silent except for the sound of my footsteps.
After three seconds......
Rodney's hands tightly hugged my thighs, and he looked sad and crying: "Big brother, don't go, if you have something to say, I won't make two mistakes again!" β
I was so unhappy: "Let go of me, if you don't let go of me, you can call people!" β
"I won't let go, you shout, no one will open the door if you shout and break your throat!" Rodney looks like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.
"Damn, how do I know a guy like you!" I was hoarse: "Let go of me, don't let go of me and explode your chrysanthemum!" β
"I won't let it go, even if you explode my chrysanthemum, I won't let it go" Suddenly, Rodney stopped writhing, looked up and asked me: "Where is the chrysanthemum?" β
I snorted at his ass.
In an instant, Rodney's face darkened, and he trembled and said: "What's that, don't explode chrysanthemum, okay, or, I'll discuss with my sister, you explode her, and by the way, you can get a kiss, okay?" β
Damn, this marrying mania!