Chapter 148: Whoever loses will kiss
"Ogawa, are you back? Are there any injuries? This is the content of Ile's message.
Without waiting for Lin Xiaochuan to reply, Yile sent another message: "Hu Shuai told me about the hunting ground." ”
Lin Xiaochuan thought for a while, and then said, "Taishan is now in the veterinary hospital, and there is no big deal." I asked, Tarzan will not be dealt with, hunting is the instinct of the tiger, and besides, it is still 'self-defense'. ”
"I'm more worried about you!" Ile replied with a lightning bolt.
Through the screen of his mobile phone, Lin Xiaochuan seemed to feel Yile's anger.
"I'm fine, too." Lin Xiaochuan hurriedly said, "I'm sorry." ”
He didn't know why Yile was so angry, and in short, it was right to apologize first.
Ile did not reply.
It was only after a few minutes that Yile's reply came.
"In the future, whatever you do, you have to do what you can. Nothing is more important than life, and if you die, anything you do is meaningless. ”
"I see."
"Whew~ Forget it, don't talk about it." Yile paused, and sent another message: "The third sister and the fourth sister are naughty and disobedient, the eldest sister is busy with work and has no time to take care of those two girls, I hope you will take care of it." I'll be back in half a month at most. ”
This time, Lin Xiaochuan replied quickly: "No problem, leave it to me!" ”
After ending the chat with Yile, Lin Xiaochuan reached out and patted Yi Qianyin's leg.
Yi Qianyin reacted very much, and immediately jumped up, and said with a flushed face: "Lin Xiaochuan, what are you doing?!" ”
Lin Xiaochuan sweated slightly: "You don't have to react so much, right?" ”
"Little, can my sister-in-law's legs be touched?"
Lin Xiaochuan's face was black: "Hey, I'm shooting, not touching." Please standardize the use of Chinese characters! Forget it, I don't have the same knowledge as you. ”
He paused, then added, "I want you two to see a message." ”
"What?"
Lin Xiaochuan directly let Yi Le and Yi Qiushui look at Yi Qianyin's words.
"Oh, the second sister will be back in half a month at most." Yi Qianyin nodded: "Got it." ”
"That's not the point, right! The point is, your second sister said, let me discipline you both on her behalf. ”
Yi Qiushui's eyes widened, and his expression was paralyzed: "Brother-in-law, are you serious?" ”
"Nonsense, it must be serious."
"Okay then." Yi Qiushui then got up and went upstairs.
"Huh? What is this girl doing? ”
After a moment, Yi Qiushui came down with an exercise book and began to do his homework.
"What?" Lin Xiaochuan was confused.
At this time, Yi Qiushui suddenly raised his hand and said, "Brother-in-law." ”
"What's the matter?"
"I won't do this question." Iqiu waterway.
"Junior high school questions? I guess that's fine. ”
The eldest brother-in-law walked over confidently: "I can't do that question?" ”
"Chemical Formula for the Reaction of Iron and Copper Sulphate Solution."
"What's that?"
"Chemical Formula for the Reaction of Iron and Copper Sulphate Solution."
Lin Xiaochuan broke out in a cold sweat on his forehead: "Is there a simple question?" ”
"This is the basic chemistry formula for junior high school chemistry."
Lin Xiaochuan wiped his cold sweat and said stubbornly: "I, I have amnesia, and I have forgotten all the knowledge of junior high school." ”
"Look. The brother-in-law can't replace the second sister at all. ”
"I'm only responsible for disciplining you, not for helping you with your homework."
Yi Qiushui shook his fingers: "Brother-in-law, your language foundation is very poor." Discipline, as the name suggests, is the meaning of management and education. Tutoring is a type of education. ”
Yi Qianyin gave a thumbs up: "Qiushui, well done." Hmph, a door-to-door brother-in-law tried to teach his sister-in-law in vain, which is really unbelievable. ”
"Teach my sister-in-law..."
Lin Xiaochuan thought about it.
"That's a good note."
"Hey." At this time, Isayin suddenly came up.
The distance was so close that Lin Xiaochuan could smell the elegant perfume on Yi Qianyin's body.
The heart of the ape.
"Lin Xiaochuan, when did you have such a good relationship with your second sister?" Yi Qianyin said suspiciously.
"Ahem." Lin Xiaochuan touched his nose: "Qianyin, can you pull away a little, your chest is easy to go bare." ”
Isa: ...
After a while, Yi Qianyin reacted, her hands covering her neckline, and her cheeks flushed.
"Wenzhou, Zhejiang, Wenzhou, Zhejiang..."
As soon as Yi Qiushui started, a pillow flew in front of him, right in the face.
"Yi Qianyin, let me tell you, you will lose your sister's love like this." Yi Qiu said expressionlessly.
Yi Qianyin ignored Yi Qiushui, looked at Lin Xiaochuan, and said, "Lin Xiaochuan, you explain honestly." ”
Lin Xiaochuan rolled his eyes: "I have similar views to your second sister, so we have a good relationship." Is there a good reason? ”
Yi Qianyin looked suspicious: "You, don't you want to cuckold your second brother-in-law?" ”
Lin Xiaochuan grinned: "Do you want me to relay your words to your second sister?" ”
Cough!
Yi Qianyin panicked directly, and hurriedly said, "Just kidding." How could such an upright, kind, and noble man as his eldest brother-in-law do such a reluctance to do such a reluctance? ”
Sanya was roaring inside.
"To be able to say such things that go against your conscience is simply an insult to the great character of the successor of socialism!"
At this time, Lin Xiaochuan moved his body and said, "My shoulder hurts." ”
"I'll give you a massage." Yi Qianyin hurriedly said.
Lin Xiaochuan leaned on the sofa, closed his eyes, and enjoyed it.
Isayin was crazy inside.
"Damn Lin Xiaochuan, dare to threaten me! Don't let me catch you, or the old lady will let you know, 'Why are the flowers so red?!' ’”
The dog scolded by Lin Xiaochuan was drenched in blood, and Yi Qiushui suddenly said, "Brother-in-law is asleep." ”
"Huh?" Yi Qianyin stopped and leaned over to see that it was really.
Lin Xiaochuan leaned back against the sofa, breathing evenly, as if he had fallen asleep.
"This guy is asleep, and he looks okay." Isachi said.
Yi Qiushui blinked, and suddenly said, "Third sister, let's fight the Forbidden City, right?" ”
"What's that?"
Yi Qiushui pointed at Lin Xiaochuan and said, "Whoever loses, he will steal his brother-in-law." ”
Ahem!
Yi Qianyin choked directly.
She glanced in the direction of the kitchen, and then lowered her voice and said, "Yi Qiushui, you are crazy, do you have any discipline in this girl?" ”
"Hmph. You're afraid of losing to me, aren't you? ”
"Huh! Arrogant girl, if you don't clean you up once, you really don't know how thick the sky is! Yi Qianyin gritted his teeth and said, "Say, what is the duel?" ”
Yi Qiushui took out a melon seed: "It's simple." I put the melon seeds in one of my hands, and if you guessed right, it was me who lost. If you guess wrong, you're losing. ”
"Can you play some games with intelligence? Alas, a child is a child after all. ”
Yi Qiushui's face was black: "Then please propose it to the third sister." ”
Yi Qianyin thought for a while, then his eyes lit up, and he took out a deck of poker and said, "By the way, let's play with the bamboo pole." ”
"Are you insulting my IQ? Catching bamboo poles is a poker game, we won't play it after the third grade, okay? Hey, they all say that your chest is big and brainless, and your chest is not big, has the nutrition run to your ass? ”
Yi Qiushui has always had a poisonous tongue.
In the end, after negotiation and compromise, the two decided to use 'paper, scissors' to compete against each other.
"Paper, Scissors, Rock, Paper"
The result was decided at once.
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ps: The second shift, and one more at night.