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"Oh, oh, oh, the beautiful scenery, the wine and the food, the immortal master who has not been able to come out of an unexpected place to send a mission at any time, Gensokyo is really a beautiful place!" Wei Ye sang his own ridiculous and out-of-tune ballads, completely lacking the usual tranquil temperament of Taoist disciples, and went on a killing spree with the grilled eel in his hand.

But He Ming, who was sitting next to him, was not so pleasant, he squinted his eyes, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and he couldn't help it after enduring it for a long time, and muttered in a low voice.

"The guy who can praise life so heartlessly must have been assimilated by heartless local players!"

It's no wonder that the Yellow Turban Army, who has just been ranked among the top 100 masters of "The Great Adventure", will be so uncomfortable, because the food stall they sit here is not in the human world at all, but in the depths of the forest infested with monsters.

Not only that, but even the owner of this food stall is not a human, but a real monster! Adventure 1

It's not the usual sense of "youkai", but Gensokyo's proper noun, representing a race or a concept, the strongest and most dangerous "youkai"!

While the barbecue at this food stall is really delicious, and the grilled eel is a must, but! Are there any normal people who eat at a youkai's barbecue stand!

"Relax, boy...... Life must be full of joy, do not make the gold bottle empty to the moon, a little relaxation is beneficial to maintain physical and mental health. ”

A typical example of "being assimilated by local players and having no heart and lungs", Wei Ye, who has been inseparable from He Ming Jiaojiao and Meng without leaving Jiaojiao, lifted the white porcelain wine bottle in his hand and filled He Ming with a glass without saying anything, "You must know that the grilled eel here is a famous product of Gensokyo that many guys in the world dream of trying to taste!" It's rare that we are qualified to accept hospitality, so we should drink and eat and drink a lot! What a rude performance you're doing right now! ”

This is indeed very reasonable, but He Ming can't agree with it.

"But, she's a youkai......"

"yes, that's right. But what does it matter? Wei Ye squinted his eyes and glanced at the people in his companions, "I am from the Xianjiamen, Wang Hu is a half-blood tiger person, you are a deep middle and second disease patient who is ready to attack at any time twenty-four hours a day, three hundred and sixty-five days a year, plus this Cheng Pojun, who is stronger than a monster and is more like a monster...... Tell me, what's wrong with our gang as youkai? ”

Wei Ye held the wine glass in his left hand and clinked glasses with Cheng Peng, and with his right hand, he held up the sword trick and displayed his most proud Qi Servant Formation Technique, and delivered a cup of secret brewed Baihua wine that only players could buy with universal points to the owner of the barbecue stall.

The stall owner is a gentle girl with curly pink hair and a shy smile, wearing a light gray kimono that doesn't match her appearance. Although the blue cloth headscarf and the sleeves tied up with cloth bands added to her the temperament of a shrewd and capable businessman, it was clear that the girl was not a "person" who was used to getting along with people - the pair of small wings behind her flapped gently, obviously a little overwhelmed by a familiar guest like Wei Ye.

And in the team channel of a few people who are so bold as to run into the monster-infested forest, find the legendary Night Sparrow barbecue stand, and eat and drink here, the player number one master who has just recently made his name, the upright and pedantic and somewhat dull tiger warrior, the hot-blooded Yellow Turban Army general who is ready to explode at any time, and the immortal warlock who can infuriate the enemy with a bad poisonous tongue and can make the enemy bleed as soon as he opens his mouth are having an absolutely rude conversation.

"Except for the nature of the monster of 'attacking humans', it's exactly the same as ordinary girls. I said, who had the evil intention to turn such a cute girl into experience when you set off? Wei Ye smiled evilly and asked knowingly.

"It's definitely not me, whether it's a five-hook gun or a razor's fork, there are no old or young 'women' or children under my gun!" Cheng Peng was naturally interested and immediately picked up the conversation.

So the simple He Ming was anxious: "I said that your demon is 'confused' and 'confused' by her beauty, she is a real man-eating monster!" ”

But the equally innocent Wang Hu gave He Ming a fatal blow: "I think what Wei Ye said makes sense, by the standards of the real world, the four of us can be regarded as monsters, right......?" And compared to this proprietress, Granny Kelun seems to be more like a monster......"

So in the midst of Wei Ye's laughter and He Ming's sorrowful scream, Cheng Peng raised his wine glass high.

"Then I propose, in order to become more and more like a youkai, let's do this toast!"

Pouring a cup of sacred wine brewed by Boli Shrine for Tiger Ear's friend, Cheng Peng took out a number of mushrooms, skewered them one by one, and began to roast them on bamboo charcoal.

"When did you learn to cook?" The guy from the cat restaurant asked very curiously.

Cooking? Of course Cheng Peng won't. Adventure 1

He took out the mushrooms and roasted them, just a recent habit.

Relying on King Arthur's scabbard to quickly recover his physical strength, and relying on his heart-to-heart flow skills to transform his physical strength into health, his recent cultivation has become more and more unscrupulous, and he has reached the point where as long as the "poisoned" state on the character panel disappears, he will immediately get some more mushrooms to eat, and even the mushrooms he eats have begun to upgrade, constantly approaching Teacher Wuyu.

However, this kind of suspicious behavior of Li Wei is naturally inconvenient to say, so he just nodded "mmmm" and prevaricated the topic.

Because he knew very well that Wang Hu was a complete carnivore, roasted mushrooms or something, he would look at it twice at most, and it was absolutely impossible for him to be interested in it.

But after drinking too much, he overlooked one thing - he and Wang Hu were not the only ones here.

After drinking the special divine liquor of Shouya Shrine that a certain flower heart boy helped buy, he shook the bottle and turned it over, but he couldn't pour out another drop. So the immortal warlock in the yellow crown robe sighed, threw away the wine bottle, stretched out his paws nonchalantly, picked up the colorful mushrooms roasted just right in front of Cheng Peng, and squeaked and bit them.

"This mushroom is good." He said, "Chewy! ”

Before the words fell, he turned his head suddenly, and spit out all the mushrooms that had been chewed and chewed before he had time to swallow them: "This mushroom is a three-star miasma mushroom that is a specialty of the Forest of Magic, who brought this thing here as an ingredient?" Do you know that it will eat the dead! ”

So he saw the silver-armored young man sitting in front of the barbecue stall with a drunken attitude, smiling and raising his hand.

Wei Ye shook his head helplessly, took out the runic water that he always carried with him, and began to rinse his mouth: "It is worthy of the mushroom magic that the student taught by the Misty Rain Marisa is the same as that black and white who eats mushroom monsters!" ”

"How can it be eaten as a meal, mushrooms are not full. It's just a method of cultivation. Cheng Peng's head was dangling, I don't know if he was drunk or sleepy - since yesterday, the four of them have walked all over the big and small stalls in the world, eating them one by one, because He Ming, Wei Ye and Wang Hu shouted to see him off, but they have been eating until now, and they haven't even had time to sleep, "These mushrooms produced in the Forest of Magic are good things for exercising magic and true qi, and I think it will be useful to you as well." ”

"Thank you for your kindness, but it's better to replace it with Huangjing Poria or something." Wei Ye used a few spells for himself, and finally got rid of the toxins of the mushrooms, so he was in the mood to continue drinking, "There are colleagues from the Huang Family Immortal Dao who have gone to the Forest of Magic to investigate, and the mushrooms in that place are not the same thing at all as the sesame grass that the Immortal Dao Department needs. ”

After taking the tengu sake handed over by Wang Hu and drinking it all, Wei Ye's preaching fetish flared up again: "Xiao He, do you see it?" This is the secret of the number one master among our players: be diligent in cultivating anytime, anywhere! Why are people so strong as monsters? Because people are diligent like youkai! ”

He said with a long sigh: "Brother Wang Hu, Xiao He, it seems that whether it is you and me or other players, the cultivation intensity is not enough-hey, Xiao He, why are you stuffing those monster mushrooms into your mouth?!" ”

Only the yellow turban companion answered him vaguely: "I ...... Cheng Pengneng."

Before he finished speaking, He Ming, who was already blue in the face, turned over and fell down and rolled under the barbecue stall. If it weren't for Cheng Peng opening his mouth in time and taking out a few mushrooms that he hadn't had time to swallow; Wang Hu punched out the mushrooms he had eaten with a palm in time; Wei Ye spared no expense to 'touch' a special cinnabar paper talisman and lit it and soaked it into a wine glass for him to pour it on, maybe He Ming would repeat the scene when Cheng Peng tasted Morisa's special mushroom tea in the Fog and Rain Magic House.

"Although there are problems with intelligence, at least the courage is commendable." Wang Hu, who chewed roast rabbit meat, rarely praised others, and the upright tiger-eared martial artist was sincere.

"I feel the same way." Cheng Peng, who thought that he was not as enthusiastic and crisp as He Ming, 'touched' his nose and nodded approvingly.

Only Wei Ye, who has been busy for a long time, doesn't think so.

"It's a waste! It's a waste! There is not much stock of clean clothes talismans given by friends of the Shushan Sword Sect! ”

wiped a handful of sweat, and the immortal warlock who made a cameo appearance as a half-tone quack doctor prepared another serving of healing talisman water, took the wine bottle handed over by Cheng Peng, plugged the mouth of the bottle, and "inserted" a wheat stalk, as if feeding a baby "milk", stuffed it into He Ming's mouth, and let the hot-blooded young man who was already powerless to resist slowly suck the talisman water with the wheat stalk, and sat back to the barbecue car by himself.

"Are you really not interested in going to the world of Datang Double Dragon with me?" Cheng Peng said with some regret, "This time my target is not easy to deal with, my skills are as fast as a ghost, if Wei Ye can help slow him down, or Wang Hu can drag him down, I will have more than eighty percent chance of winning!" Adventure 1

"You're going to snipe that shadow assassin, aren't you? Actually, I want to go too......" Wei Ye sighed, "It's a pity that my Immortal Master Daddy has just made a big mission, and I can't get out......"

"I have to go back to the Cat Hotel, and I've only taken ten days off in total." Wang Hu thought about it, but laughed again, "But I have a lot of confidence in you!" Yang Xuyan is only a four-star warrior, and I believe that no four-star martial artist is your opponent - in fact, I think that with your current strength, it is not impossible to challenge Babaozhai. ”

Before Cheng Peng could speak, Wei Ye, who was already seven or eight points drunk, raised his right hand holding the wine bottle and shouted loudly

"Run towards the sunset! Boy! I'm optimistic about you! ”

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