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The wedding banquet ended successfully, and Cheng Peng asked Wen De and Chu Fengge to send the newlyweds home, while he stayed behind to help the host clean up the venue.

His actions surprised the four old men very much, and thanked them again and again, but Cheng Peng himself laughed secretly while processing the drinks that had already been made on the bottle.

There were actually not many drinks with ingredients, and Cheng Peng only used two assimilation adsorption balls handed over to him by Jiang Youping to clean up all the "medicine" in the wine, which was considered to destroy the evidence.

After things are busy tonight, he still has to go to see Jiang Youping and return the "medicine" he has absorbed back to the other party, because Jiang Youping is still waiting for Cheng Peng's reply, so that he can calculate the consumption and fill in the "special 'medicine' use record" for inspection.

Cheng Peng thought that the matter was completely over, so he was not in a hurry between actions, and he still had time to chat with a few old people and talk about some interesting things about Wang Hu and Lin Lian when they were children - for example, he learned from the slightly drunk tiger father that Wang Hu had a crush on a girl when he was fifteen years old, and he deliberately provoked others more than once, but before he could confess, he was angrily beaten by the other party's brother; He also heard that Lin Lian was still very "fascinated" with some singers and movie stars after marrying Wang Hu, and the room was full of posters of those stars, so Wang Hu was quite jealous...... Adventure 23

It didn't take a lot of time to sort out the work, it only took about half an hour, and after cleaning up, Cheng Peng told a few old people who were full of joy but a little lonely, and drove to Jiang Youping's research institute thousands of miles away, returned the recovered "medicine" according to the agreement, and carried out the relevant registration procedures.

At eleven o'clock in the evening, Cheng Peng finally returned home.

After this busy day, he only felt sore, and he was even more tired than fighting with others.

Although he has always maintained a smiling image in front of people, he seems to be full of energy, and he always has endless energy, but after all, Cheng Peng is just a mortal in the flesh, and he has been busy for several days in a row, especially today, he has always been quite nervous, always worried about what accidents will happen, which has caused a serious burden on both mental and physical life. Now that the matter is finally over, once the pressure is removed, the exhaustion that has been forced down will come up.

He sighed and went back to the bedroom, shook off the tuxedo he was wearing very uncomfortable, ripped off the bow tie that strangled his neck, and didn't even bother to play, and plunged straight into bed.

"You look a little bad." "I think you need to get some rest – I suggest you have a hot drink and get some sleep." ”

"Well, that's what I thought - but drinks or anything, I'm not interested in anything but sleep right now!" Cheng Peng replied weakly, "I never knew that getting married was such a tiring thing!" ”

"Then when you get married, you can keep everything simple. According to the law, in fact, as long as you go to the household registration office to register, and then go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get a marriage certificate, the marriage ceremony is considered complete. ”

“…… When I get married, I'll take your advice seriously. ”

Cheng Peng was lying on the bed, and when he was half asleep and half asleep, his mobile phone suddenly rang.

Because he was very tired, he didn't even bother to take his mobile phone, so he directly asked the ET electronic butler to switch it to microphone mode.

This call was from Du Zaemiao, and the content was to ask-

"Master, why haven't you come to the cave room yet? It's bustling here! Everyone is waiting for you! ”

Cheng Peng was stunned for a moment, and asked rhetorically: "Haunted cave room?" You guys didn't play the game? ”

"How can playing games be more fun than playing newcomers......"

Cheng Peng froze.

After all the calculations, he still forgot one important thing.

According to our Chinese tradition, the end of the wedding banquet does not mean the end of the wedding, after the wedding banquet, there is a rather notorious "hole room".

To be honest, Cheng Peng is really not to blame for this, you must know that although he is studying history, but throughout the ages, all kinds of historical materials are like a sea of smoke, and the custom of the haunted cave house is only a very inconspicuous section in it...... It was really beyond his ability. Adventure 23

(Oops!) If it's too much...... Since I'm the master of ceremonies, I have to do things from the beginning to the end! ）

Cheng Peng hurriedly jumped up, hurriedly changed into a casual clothes that were convenient for movement, and rushed to the new house with the help of the ET electronic housekeeper.

The tradition of haunting the cave house has a long history in China, and the philosopher and political commentator Zhong Changtong in the late Eastern Han Dynasty recorded in his work "Changyan"...... Today's wedding meeting, beating the cane to the governor's banter and fun. Desire, Xuan. "Lewdness" is in the public, and yin is revealed among the new clans...... It can't be continued.

This passage is simply translated, that is, when people at that time got married, they would use some meat jokes and jokes to make fun of them, and sometimes they would make jokes about other people's selfishness...... This custom cannot but cut it off!

It is a pity that this custom is very popular with the masses, and its vitality is extremely tenacious, and it has been passed down from ancient times to modern times, and it has no intention of being cut off at all.

On the wedding night, the new people are most looking forward to and enthusiastic about the things that young people are most looking forward to and keen on.

And this time, it was Wang Hu and Lin Lian who were tossed.

When Cheng Peng arrived, Wang Huzheng pressed the Bible with his left hand, pressed his right hand on his chest, and wore a crown of thorns on his head that he didn't know where to fold, knelt down on one knee in front of Lin Lian, and solemnly swore an oath.

It's just that his oath is a bit ......

"I swear, from today onwards, there is only one woman in my eyes, Lin Lian, no matter how beautiful or ugly other women are, whether they are loli or royal sisters, in short, I will turn a blind eye to them, when they are turnip greens!"

These words obviously made Lin Lian very happy, but the "radish greens" stopped doing it, and clamored for Wang Hu to change his lines again.

"What's this playing?" Cheng Peng asked in wonder, "There is foam at the corners of Wang Hu's mouth......

"He's been busy taking the oath since forty minutes ago, and he's already taken the oath to the ......," Shen Qi smiled and flipped through his personal computer, "Article seventy-four." ”

"Seven...... Seventy-four?! Cheng Peng was taken aback, "Where can there be so many things to swear?" ”

"Well, a group of people over there are looking around for what they can take an oath." Shen Qi raised his hand and pointed, only to see Li Wei, Zhang Channian, Xiao Xiao and others gathered in the corner, each with a laptop, hurriedly looking for information, and shouting from time to time, "Found it!" "This can be had! "This has already been done...... "It's a pity! Something like that.

Probably because they were so busy, they didn't even notice that Cheng Peng had arrived.

"That's what they do? No one stopped? Cheng Peng recalled for a moment and asked suspiciously, "I remember arranging Bi Yong and Liu Xueji to help Wende and them maintain order." ”

"Liu Xueji has gone back, and she said that going to bed late is the enemy of beauty." It was still Shen Qi who answered him, and Du Zaonao was laughing and coaxing among the group of "greens and turnips", and they were having a lot of fun.

"What about Bi Yong?"

Shen Qi sighed: "He's next door, you can go and see for yourself." ”

Cheng Peng walked as he was told, and saw poor Bi Yongzheng being tied up like a rice dumpling - probably because he intended to be loyal to his duties, but the hero was invincible with his fists, and finally became like this.

Cheng Peng sighed deeply, looked back at Li Wei and the others in high spirits, looked at Bi Yong, the meat dumpling who was struggling, and then looked at Wang Hu, who was tired and smiling bitterly and reciting the oath, and then was reprimanded as "not sincere enough, do it again", and couldn't help but sigh deeply. Adventure 23

No wonder these FFF group guys were sent away so easily at the wedding banquet, he thought that the deterrent power of martial arts masters was strong enough, but it turned out that these guys saw that the opportunity was not good, and quickly turned in, and shifted the target to the haunted cave room where only young people participated......

Your sister's! We're all waiting here!

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After the wedding banquet, it is really a very unpleasant and depressing custom.

No matter how fierce the fuss is, you can't get angry, you have to laugh......

Heaven and earth conscience, I guess many people had the urge to turn their faces and beat people at that time, right?

Double more ~ ask for a red ticket!