256.Chapter 256: Walking the Dog
If he could, Ye Han Zhenzhen slipped the collar of the king Xiaodi and shouted to him: "Where the hell did you get the courage from this!" And who the gave you courage! ”
It's a pity that there aren't so many ifs in this world, even if you meet a comic, this live broadcast has to continue, you can't stop live because of a king Xiaodi, otherwise what if a king Erdi and a king Sandi pop up in the future, you can't just stop live because of such a person, right?
At this time, the heroes on the second and third floors opposite had already been chosen, namely Ezreal and Zeroth.
With a wry smile and shaking his head, Ye Han glanced at his hero pool, and finally chose the Radiant Girl Lux, while the people on the fourth floor immediately chose an Annie.
Wait for my supergod to come and save you again: the fourth floor assists.
"I'm in it!" Seeing what you said on the fourth floor waiting for me to come to the rescue again, the king Xiaodi hurriedly typed and said.
Seeing the words of the king Xiaodi, Ye Han did not do too much entanglement, and immediately replaced the summoner's skills with punishment and flashing, but he didn't expect that as soon as he changed here, the king Xiaodi also replaced the summoner's skills with punishment and flash.
"This is preparing to fight me to the end!" Seeing the summoner skills of the king Xiaodi, Ye Han was speechless, he had no intersection with the king Xiaodi, let alone offended him, and this was also the first time that the king Xiaodi was ranked, but the other party's behavior obviously treated him as the old king next door who killed his father.
Remembering that the other party was the king Xiaodi, Ye Han was immediately relieved, this kind of comic behavior cannot be evaluated by common sense, this kind of person can even open the map to pull group hatred for the sake of popularity, not to mention the first time they met, he smiled and said: "Audience masters, I guess everyone usually encounters this kind of comic in the ranking, but how do you usually do it?" ”
Hearing Ye Han's words, the audience in the live broadcast room immediately began to discuss.
"What else can I do? Forced to retreat, it's a big deal to wait a few more minutes. ”
"Retreat, the excuse is big, when you encounter this kind of teasing, let's wait a little longer and then open the ranking."
"The excuse is big, begging for forced retreat, begging for singing, begging for jokes."
"Reason with him, if it doesn't make sense, then retreat."
"Forced retreat is the real choice, this kind of teasing, you can't reason with him."
"Sit back and wait for the forced retreat, singing and saying jokes can be had."
"If it's when choosing a game, I'll persuade him, if I can't persuade him, I'll force him out, if I can't force me to quit, then go in and play and try it, if I have to lose, then hang up at home and go out to report him."
"I really can't think of any other way than to retreat, is it an excuse to go in and hang up?"
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Looking at the barrage in the live broadcast room, Ye Han smiled and said softly: "I took a look at it and found that most of the people who usually encounter this kind of comic choose to retreat, in fact, I think it's not necessary to retreat, after all, everyone's time is precious, and it is a handful to be able to masturbate more." ”
"However, if you don't force you to retreat, what should you do? Well, I have a way! Ye Han chuckled, pretending to be mysterious, and said, "What is the specific method, everyone just watch with their eyes open." ”
At this time, the fourth and fifth floors of the other party have also selected heroes, namely the spider queen Elise and the qin maiden Suona, and soon, the fifth floor on Ye Han's side is also determined to choose, Monkey King.
After taking a sip of water, Ye Han typed with a smile: "Monkey, you go to the jungle, and I'll go to the order." ”
Listen to your heart: I'm not very familiar with playing the jungle monkey routine, and the excuse is big, so it's better for you to jungle.
Without waiting for Ye Han to speak, the king Xiaodi typed: I will place an order, and if you don't give it, you will send it.
Ye Han chuckled lightly and said, "It's okay, just be a practicing hero." ”
"Okay then." Listening to his heart, he originally wanted to persuade two more words, but when he saw the words of the king Xiaodi, he finally accepted Ye Han's arrangement.
Soon, the game enters the reading interface.
Ye Han said softly: "Jungler is a very, very important position, and its strategic significance is no less than the arbitrary output of the three lines, so what I want to teach you now is that when you encounter this situation, you must firmly hold the position of jungler, and you must hand over the heavy responsibility of jungler to reliable people." ”
"It's a big excuse, are you really handing over the jungler to a reliable person?"
"Monkeys are reliable? Hahaha. ”
"The excuse is big, can you not be funny, don't teach one thing to do another, the monkey is not reliable at all, okay!"
"If this monkey can not be pitted, immediately give an excuse to open a big guard!"
"Me too."
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Seeing everyone's comments, Ye Han didn't feel ashamed, and said: "Ahem, at this time, do you think it's better to have two junglers, or two to be singled?" ”
"Needless to say, it must be two top orders, after all, he pit me, there are no pits in the lower and middle lanes, and if he follows me to the jungle, it will not be all the way to the pit, but in the pit three roads!"
"However, the situation I just mentioned is that I met an ordinary comic, but my current situation is different, because I met a special comic." Ye Han said in a deep voice. "However, whether it is an ordinary comic or a special comic, please rest assured, I will definitely bring you a wonderful game, a hearty game, and an unprecedented game."
"Don't believe me? Then you can watch and see how I walk the dog. ”
"Ahem, I missed it, I missed it." Ye Han pretended to be embarrassed, but there was no embarrassed expression on his face, and he didn't wait for the audience in the live broadcast room to ask, and then he said calmly: "Okay, this game, I just want to teach everyone to tease the dog, as for which dog, hehe, I don't need to say it, everyone must be able to guess it, right?" ”
At this point, the game is also over the reading interface, and the heroes of both sides enter the Summoner's Rift.
In this game, Ye Han was on the purple side, bought the equipment, and he walked towards the blue buff while typing: "Follow me." ”
After typing, Ye Han pretended to be serious and said: "The key to whether you can win this game is actually not me, but the dog I slipped today." ”
"Won't it?"
"The excuse is big, don't tease, the king Xiaodi is obviously here to send it, it depends on him whether he can win or not?"
"The excuse is big, can you not be funny?"
"Oh no, it's bad, the excuse is so big that I'm crazy, and I actually said such things."
"The excuse is to go to the upper road, so won't the middle lane give up, is it possible to change Anne to the middle road?"
"Why do I think there is some conspiracy brewing under the pretext, have you found out, every time the excuse is so serious, there are always people who want to be unlucky."
"I don't know why, I've begun to look forward to the king Xiaodi silently in my heart, and I hope he dies with peace of mind."
"Under the pretext of teleportation, he won't be like two ways to switch back and forth."
"Anne is weak, and she is buying auxiliary equipment, she shouldn't be able to keep the center, and the excuse is that she wants to go on the road, so won't no one hit this game?"
"A touch of sadness, the sword demon jungler, the monkey top laner, the Lux mid laner, Annie assisted, Lucian ADC, what a good lineup, it was ruined by the tease of the king Xiaodi."
"I feel sorry for my excuse."
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