Chapter 309: "Hurry Up"
Before the meal was finished, Lin Yu and Tang Jiayang were pushed to the bedroom by Tang's mother, urging the two to hurry up and complete the big thing of having the same room.
Maybe it's because she's used to staying in the countryside, and Tang's mother doesn't speak at all, and she can say whatever she wants.
Originally, Lin Yu liked to deal with this kind of person very much, but Tang's mother's cheerfulness still made Lin Yu feel that he was too young.
Mother Tang took Lin Yu's hand earnestly and said with a smile:
"Xiaolin, I see that you are quite strong, and you will work hard tonight to conceive twins."
Lin Yu was stunned, this fake mother-in-law is too direct, although I don't read much, but I also know that giving birth to twins has nothing to do with hard work.
"Mom, what are you talking about?"
Tang Jiayang was also speechless by his mother, although he usually urged himself to find a boyfriend, but he didn't expect that he would find a boyfriend and come back, and he would actually excite her like this, fortunately, Lin Yu's brain is not human, otherwise he would not have to be frightened by his mother.
Mother Tang said reproachfully:
"What else can I say, let you get married, you don't want to, you are still twisting and turning to have a child, if I don't urge you, I won't be able to hold my grandson in the Year of the Monkey!"
Lin Yu was also speechless, so he could only follow Tang's mother's words and say, "Auntie, I know, I will definitely work hard today to get a few more." ”
Tang Jiayang's good-looking melon seed face seemed to be dripping water, what the hell is this guy talking about, what does it take to have a child, and he said that he should make every effort to get a few more?
It's like a hen laying eggs!
Mother Tang smiled again and took Lin Yu's hand, "It's still your heart and mine." ”
"Whether I can hold my grandson or not, it's up to you, have a few more, our Jiayang has big enough breasts, and we can feed as many children as we want."
"Poof!"
Lin Yu almost didn't squirt out, turned around and looked at the two lumps of meat on his chest, nodded involuntarily, and said to himself:
"It's really big."
"What are you looking at!" Tang Jiayang subconsciously shouted.
Although there are countless people who usually peek at him, Tang Jiayang just can't stand Lin Yu's gaze, this guy's eyes seem to have a perspective function, as if he can be seen through by him.
Without waiting for Lin Yu to say anything, Tang's mother immediately became angry, "What are you doing, Xiao Lin took a look at you, didn't you have to open a house before, but now take a look at what's wrong!" ”
"Besides, you and Xiaolin are both people who are going to get married and have children, so what's so embarrassing."
"Don't say it, even if you touch it, isn't it supposed to be, the two things that a woman grows, in addition to feeding the child, aren't they just used to touch, what are you ashamed of?"
Tang's mother kept talking like a machine gun, and Tang Jiayang, who was sharp-tongued on weekdays, was not an opponent in front of his mother, and there was no room to fight back.
was scolded by Tang's mother, Tang Jiayang stood in place ashamed and annoyed, for fear that his mother would not be able to figure it out for a while, so let Lin Yu come and touch it, if that happened, his reputation would be completely ruined.
Subsequently, Tang's mother explained a lot of things, all of which were about men and women, and Tang Jiayang was red-faced, but Lin Yu listened to it with relish, if it weren't for Tang Jiayang's murderous gaze. Lin Yu couldn't wait to make a pot of tea, and pulled Tang's mother to chat for a while.
After speaking, Tang's mother looked at the moon outside the window, and said the most:
"Hurry up, you're used to staying in the city, you must have never heard of these local methods, try it tonight, and try it a hundred times."
Lin Yu nodded, and smiled a beauty, "Auntie, the two of us will try it in a while, and we will definitely complete the task you assigned with quality and quantity!" ”
"That's good."
Tang's mother nodded with satisfaction, then looked at Tang Jiayang and said:
"What are you doing in a daze, hurry up and take off your clothes."
"Huh? Undressing? ”
Tang Jiayang only felt his head buzzing, but he didn't expect his mother to watch him undress!
The cute face was red as if it was about to drip water, Tang Jiayang looked at his mother embarrassedly, and said in a slurred voice:
"Mom, we'll just do this ourselves, you don't need to watch here."
Tang Mu's eyebrows were horizontal, and she couldn't resist and said:
"I don't know what your temper is, I'm leaving, you're sure you won't do anything, so I'll have to supervise this step before I can go."
Tang Jiayang cried with a sad face, really to the point of wanting to cry without tears, "Mom, how can I get rid of this kind of thing here." ”
"You're embarrassed to take off your clothes, forgetting that you're still eating in my arms when you're a teenager. It's a matter of milk! ”
"Poof!"
Lin Yu couldn't help laughing, if it weren't for Tang's mother being here, she would probably have rolled on the ground with laughter.
He hasn't been weaned at the age of ten, and Tang Jiayang's black history is not as good as Xiao Yu's poetry.
Although she always treats Lin Yu kindly, Tang Jiayang's mother is not ambiguous at all, and she is extremely strict.
Lin Yu thought about it carefully, this is also a forgivable thing, in the eyes of a simple rural woman like Tang's mother, if she doesn't work hard, she will have no chance of getting ahead, so she will be extra strict.
Tang Jiayang's expression was entangled to the extreme, but in Lin Yu's eyes, it was full of a different kind of beauty.
"Mom, I don't want it."
At this moment, Tang Jiayang has the heart to die, he was very lucky to meet Lin Yu on the train before, and he can help him get things, but now he thinks that this is completely a hurdle in his life, and whether he can overcome it is completely unknown.
The most terrible thing is that he is not wearing the kind of conservative underwear inside, if he really lets Lin Yu see it, he can only save face by resigning from Chaoyang Group.
Lin Yu sat on the chair with a smile, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked like he was waiting to watch a good show.
"You girl, what's so shy about this, one is your mother, the other is your man, what is there to be ashamed of." Mother Tang urged.
Tang Jiayang was red from head to foot, his face was like ashes, it seems that this cut today will not be able to pass.
Under the coercion of Tang's mother, Tang Jiayang withdrew his coat one by one, his skirt and the pair of black stockings, and the black half-cup underwear showed his true face in front of Lin Yu.
Looking at the thin straps tied on both sides of the trousers, Lin Yu's nosebleed flowed down uncontrollably.
"Damn, I still can't get home."
I thought that after seeing Xiao Yushi's sexy underwear, Lin Yu felt that he was immune to these things, but now that he looks at it, he is still too tender.
Tang Jiayang slipped into the quilt in shame and covered herself tightly, like a big girl who didn't dare to see anyone.
Mother Tang glanced at Tang Jiayang with disgust and said:
"Xiaolin, you should hurry up and go into the bed, I'll go first, you guys hold on."