"I still remember back then, when our school organized us to hack the FBI together, I didn't have the technology at home, but the invasion was not successful, and then our teacher told me to go home and review more, and when I was fine, I hacked into Google or Yahoo or other websites to practice." Ye Han said unhurriedly.

"The excuse is big, you just don't broadcast the game live, or tell us a joke, your eloquence is definitely the rhythm of being an entertainment anchor, being a Raushzi game anchor."

"It's just a condescension for you not to be an entertainment anchor, the excuse is big, it's better not to broadcast the game live, just give us jokes every day."

"The excuse is big, if you don't go to be an entertainment anchor, we will be very sad."

"The excuse is big, we don't care if you are a game anchor or not, but I hope that I can listen to you brag and tell jokes every day in the future."

"Yes, yes, we hope to hear you brag and tell jokes every day in the future."

"As a Rausch Entertainment anchor, I continue to broadcast games under the pretext of a lot, and I look forward to meeting a god like Pihc today."

"That's right, the entertainment anchor has no future, or the game anchor has a future, and the excuse is a big boost."

"Who said that entertainment anchors have no future, which of those famous entertainment anchors has not become a star and a big name?"

"! No future is no future, and it's useless to say this! ”

Looking at the fair and fierce debate, Ye Han was slightly stunned, he didn't expect that telling a few jokes by himself would cause such a strong sensation, is there no such jokes in this era.

Immediately, Ye Han was relieved, these jokes may have been modified by the champion anchor system, and it seems that he still has to work hard to adapt to this world after being modified by the anchor system.

"Then, one day when our school was on vacation, I had nothing to do at home, and then I remembered the teacher's teachings, opened Yahoo, and prepared to invade." Ignoring the argument on the public screen, Ye Han opened the game while talking about the joke. "But I never thought that I would successfully invade the website, but my defense skills were immature, and I was kicked down by the security administrator of the website within a few minutes."

"I didn't care about it at the time, after all, if I kicked it down, I kicked it down, and it was a big deal that I invaded again." Ye Han said with a glance, as if he had really done this. "But just as I was about to invade again, there was a sudden knock on my door."

"At that time, I was more scared than me, after all, it is illegal to hack into other people's websites, so I can't help but be afraid." Ye Han said. I cautiously walked to the door and asked who it was.

Then, a voice came from outside the door, open the door, check the water meter. When I heard this, I put it down and opened the door, and guess what happened next? Ye Han invited Zhang Kun to double row together, and then pulled Shilong onto the rostrum, and when he started the game in a while, Shilong was going to follow the commentary.

"The anchor can't be XXOO who has been checked for water meters, right?"

"I seriously doubt that the anchor's little chrysanthemum is still there......"

"Agree with the view from upstairs......"

"Oops, I remembered that I watched a news last month, that is, a man was entered into the room by a base man, what is it, what will not be said is the anchor, right?"

"I also seem to have seen such a news story last month......"

"You've got enough." Looking at the full screen of speculation, Ye Han wanted to cry without tears, is there such a hurtful thing, I just said that the great god is in the people, and I can't imagine that the base rot is also in the world! "When I opened the door, I saw that it wasn't good to check the water meter at all, it was the chengguan, and it was the Chinese chengguan! People are just pretending to check the water meter, okay? ”

"But fortunately, my brother was witty, he smashed the computer before opening the door, and the network cable was unplugged, and they came in and shook around and left, hahaha."

"Ahem, okay, that's all for today, now I'm going to start live streaming the game, change the commentary, I'm in the Internet café, the commentary effect is very poor, everyone should have noticed, and now the Internet cafes are still very noisy." After speaking, Ye Han didn't care about the audience's reaction, and started the game directly.

"The excuse is big, don't be funny, the chengguan was actually pulled out by you."

"The excuse is big, don't, why did you change the explanation, we want to hear your explanation."

"The city management is mighty! Chengguan domineering! ”

"It's a big excuse, don't go, we want to hear your explanation."

"Woo, why, there is no goddess Xiaoxiao, and there is no excuse to be big, what else to watch live broadcast, I'm leaving."

“…… My heart, my heart hurts me to death, and the excuse is so big that I don't explain it!! ”

As soon as Shilong got on the microphone, he saw that the public screen was in chaos, and he was a little flustered, you must know that there are more than 20,000 people in the live broadcast room now, and because of the role played by Xiaoxiao's video, the number of people in the live broadcast room is still growing.

"What do you want?" Seeing that there was chaos in the live broadcast room, and Shilong didn't speak for a long time, Ye Han knew that he might be too nervous about the first explanation, and because the audience didn't accept it, so he hurriedly came out of town. "You obediently show me the live broadcast, otherwise be careful that I will send three thousand chengguan to your house to check the water meter! Hum! ”

"Shilong, explain it well, just explain it according to the style you usually speak, I believe you." After stabilizing the order of the public screen, Ye Han typed to Shilong again.

"Hmm." Shilong turned on the microphone and responded heavily, and then said: "Audience masters, your excuses will not care about you, you should listen to my explanation honestly." ”

"Sister, you came over and said, what? If you don't come, let me say, okay, then I'll reluctantly accept it. ”

"Well, my sister is not coming, so you can listen to me explain to you, otherwise the excuse is very big, but I will really send the city management to your house to check the water meter."

"Well, those audience members who are about to leave, you have to be careful, if there are people at home who check the water meter, deliver couriers, or deliver takeaways, you must not open the door, otherwise."

"Express!" At this time, Wang Nengren, who was still in the dormitory, shouted in cooperation.

"You sent it wrong, it's not this one. Audience masters, you see, I won't open the door, because I know that there must be a chengguan outside, see if I'm smart or not? Whether it is enough to give an excuse to explain greatly. ”

"Shilong of 602, whether you can collect your speed or not." Wang Nengren said cooperatively.

"Don't accept it, get out of the calf, I know you're the chengguan." Shilong scolded.

"Damn, SB, if you don't accept it, you won't accept it, I don't want to give it away." Wang Nengren also scolded and replied.

"Ahem, the audience, it seems that it is really a courier, I remember that the day before yesterday I bought a Phelps copycat machine online, it may be that the courier was delivered, and it happened that the big game was still reading, do you want to wait a while, just take a break." Shilong exclaimed, silent for two or three seconds He continued. "Brother Express, I was wrong, you come back quickly, that's the copycat machine I bought for two hundred dollars! Whining. ”

"Shilong, I want you to explain this!"

"Hahaha, it's really a courier, it's a tragedy."

"It's so fun to find such a funny explanation under the pretext of finding a big excuse."

"Sure enough, the people who can give excuses to explain it are not ordinary people, it's a joke, hahaha."

"I just like that you speak so bluntly, funny. You called the chengguan, hahahaha. ”

Afraid that Shilong would not be able to cope with it, Ye Han kept his voice on, and hearing Wang Nengren's explanation and the reaction of the audience on the public screen, Ye Han knew that Shilong was completely able to deal with such a scene easily.

Relaxing, Ye Han put his mind back into the game.