Chapter 589: Sui Yu has a lot of rights and wrongs around him

"I'm sorry, I had too many things to tell you before, but I forgot to remind you to be more careful when you stay by Yu's side! Because Yu has a mysterious ability to disturb information, the popular explanation of this ability is that some kind of law similar to the law of cause and effect acts on Yu's side, so that the probability of accidents in the development law of things around him is greatly increased, in other words, Sui Yu's side is very prone to accidents. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Although this property has both good and bad, for example, Rhys has used this feature to make a lot of research results, just like the puppets and bizarre plants and monsters you saw before, which are the by-products of Rhys's research on Valkyries! Well, don't complain about why studying Valkyries has made so much of a mess! We've all said this several times because of this complaint! But in most cases, affected by Yu's ability to disturb information, there is a greater chance of bad things happening! Nine times out of ten, life is unsatisfactory! ”

Hearing Philomena's words, Ling'er and Fei Fei, who had just changed their clothes, looked at each other and couldn't help but laugh.

Then the two of them were depressed and found that even if they had been reminded before, they were afraid that they would still be recruited when they should have been recruited. Because they are still ordinary people in the end, those accidents that are harmless to the war concubines are a little unbearable for them.

Inexplicably, the two remembered that Millie laughed at the "mysterious" puppet mercury lamp, and they couldn't have guessed that the magic array that suddenly activated the mercury lamp and scared a lot was accidentally activated because of Sui Yu's information disturbance, right?!

"Sorry! I'm sorry! I'm late! ”

After Philomena finished popularizing the general effect of Sui Yu's information disturbance ability for the two sisters, Sui Yu finally came late.

At this time, when he rushed to the teahouse used to receive guests in the guild residence through communication with Philomena, he saw that the two sisters were already dressed neatly, Sui Yu breathed a sigh of relief and said to the two sisters: "Let you be wronged!" ”

"Yu, you're really careless enough, why did you just leave your two sisters there? You must know that after catching the prey, the prey will do some very excessive things in order to absorb the juice! After a long time, if you don't get the two younger sisters, you will have to leave a psychological shadow, and maybe they will become unfriendly in the future...... Ahem, in short, it will cause very serious consequences! ”

Although Philomena said it more vaguely, Sui Yu, who had become an old driver, instantly understood: "What? Hunting beauty flowers still has this kind of operation?! But Ress didn't write that in the report I submitted?! ”

"This kind of thing, even Rose can't write it directly on the report! You know, the acquisition of this kind of information is accompanied by a girl's reputation, where can it be publicized everywhere?! ”

Hearing Philomena's explanation, Sui Yu hurriedly asked Ling'er and Fei Fei with a concerned face: "Are you really okay?" ”

"Fortunately, at the critical moment, my brother turned into a sword form in time to help us get out of the crisis, otherwise the consequences would be really unimaginable!"

Hearing Fei Fei's explanation, Sui Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief, and then he took the fragrant tea sent by a puppet in the shape of a maid and drank it cleanly - he ran to find clothes for the two sisters, although he didn't use it in the end, but Sui Yu also ran with a dry mouth.

"The taste is not bad, although it is not as good as Selena's craftsmanship, but this tea brew is at least at a master's level! What Rhys invented is getting more and more down-to-earth! Sui Yu sighed and raised his hand and nodded on the chest of the maid doll next to him and chose an iced tea, and after a while, a cup of iced tea appeared in the maid doll's hand.

After waiting for Sui Yu to finish the iced tea, Philomena shook her head and smiled bitterly: "It's just because she has been making more and more bizarre inventions recently, and that guy in Mokong City has collected a group of top Internet writers to provide Ress with brain holes, that these messy inventions have been created." And once the base number comes up, the number of practical products will naturally increase! ”

"I said, how could Ress have thought of putting the operation circle on her chest! It must be some writer's brain, right? ”

Hearing Sui Yu's inquiry, Philomena replied, "Yes, it is said that it was an idea from a guy with a pen name called Tianzhiyuan!" ”

"I knew it was that guy!" Sui Yu muttered a sentence and then clapped his hands and said to Ling'er and Fei Fei: "Then I'll take the two of you to register now, and I'll take the two of you to visit my house later, no problem, right?" ”

"Home?" Ling'er asked with a strange expression: "Didn't you recognize the door of your bedroom before?" ”

"That...... Sui Yu explained embarrassedly, "Actually, I have two residences, one is the bedroom near the throne that I showed you last night, and the other is the small courtyard I specially built in the guild residence. Since the distance between the station and the throne is a bit long, I usually spend the night wherever it is convenient. ”

"But, in that case, if someone else is looking for you, won't they run away because they can't guess where you live every day?"

After listening to Ling'er's question, Sui Yu replied with a smug face: "Isn't this possible to contact with a data terminal?" Moreover, because I am the shopkeeper, I usually don't look for me when I have something! ”

"Hey! What's so proud about being a shopkeeper?! "Ling'er found that if she goes on like this, she will develop into a spit service!

However, although he complained, Ling'er still followed Sui Yu to visit his small courtyard.

How to say it, Sui Yu's courtyard feels simple to Ling'er, there is no majestic decoration, and there is no carefully carved landscape, Sui Yu's courtyard feels like an ordinary person's courtyard (of course, we must ignore the strong magic elements in the courtyard, as well as the magic array that is hidden in the dark to provide electricity and drinking water for the entire courtyard).

Thinking of Sui Yu's so-called feast turned out to be barbecue and the sentence "I am a layman" that he often put on his lips, Ling'er seemed to have understood Sui Yu's personality. Obviously, although you are the supreme of the Heavenly Spirit Empire, Sui Yu didn't really regard himself as a great big man most of the time.

Not only do ordinary people who don't look down on people in this world, but they also don't behave and do things according to the public's requirements for public figures because of their so-called identity, and even the place where they live is based on comfort, and they don't care whether their home is splendid.

However, Ling'er also found that such Sui Yu may be a haunting nightmare for those keyboard warriors who are "generous to others", but for people like her who have a good relationship with Sui Yu, they can feel that staying by Sui Yu's side is really very relaxing and very warm!

So, Ling'er, who felt comfortable, pulled Fei Feilai to stay in Sui Yu's small courtyard until the afternoon.

At noon, it was a sumptuous meal cooked by Philomena herself...... Instant noodles.

Well, this is a preparatory plan prepared in advance yesterday to welcome the two newcomers, and it turned out to be left before it was used, and now as soon as I heard that the two sisters were going to stay for dinner, it happened that Philomena, who had instant noodles stored in the space ring, took this thing directly for lunch......

Originally, Ling'er still wondered if this was some hint from Philomena, but when the instant noodles were soaked and everyone began to move the chopsticks, seeing Sui Yu and Philomena's refreshing appearance of sucking and eating, Ling'er realized, she finally understood why these people thought that they should like instant noodles and barbecue, and the feeling was that these ordinary people who were tired of eating the delicacies of the mountains and seas all day long had become treasures!

Eat and drink well...... What a ghost, because she had to run out to work hard in order to avoid being sold to the south in this life, and for a period of time, she was ready to eat instant noodles every day, so she was tired of eating instant noodles for a long time! So Ling'er couldn't eat instant noodles at all.

As a result, Ling'er was considered by Sui Yu to have no appetite, and because she was embarrassed to explain, she finally had to acquiesce to Sui Yu's guess, and only planned to keep her stomach for the enjoyment of the meal at night!

However, at this time, Ling'er suddenly touched her chest and remembered something, it seemed that because a series of events were too frequent before, she was a little short of some underwear (don't ask Ling'er what she is wearing now, don't ask).

And thinking of this, Ling'er suddenly found that some of her daily necessities also needed to be replenished.

Although she was very curious about how the war queens solved some of the female problems, she was a newcomer, and the war queens may have used magical magic to solve the problem fundamentally, and that method may not be suitable for her as an ordinary person, so Ling'er decided to go out and buy something after dinner.

"Boss, I want to ask you for a leave of absence in the afternoon, I want to go out to buy some daily necessities!"

"Daily necessities! I'll go too! I'll go too! As soon as Fei Fei heard Ling'er say this, she immediately thought that she seemed to need to make some purchases, so she immediately followed the trend with an excited face and asked, "Xiao Yu! I'm going to go shopping too! Just my ...... Ahem, that's running out! ”

Fortunately, although Fei Fei was a little jumpy, some words were not said in front of Sui Yu, a big man, which made Sui Yu feel very pleased.

"Oops, I almost forgot Xiao Yu's gender!"

Okay, although Fei Fei's voice was not loud, she still made Sui Yu hear a clear mutter, which instantly made Sui Yu's forehead burst out of tic-tac-toe green tendons, if it weren't for Ling'er seeing that the opportunity was wrong, he quickly begged softly, Sui Yu, the big boss of the heavenly spirit, was about to refuse.

Of course, when Sui Yu treats his own people, he has always had a good temper and has nothing to say.

After approving the shopping application of the two sisters, the Tianling boss said to the two sisters with an excited face: "It just so happens that I'm fine in the afternoon, or I, a local, will lead the way for the two!" Lest you two go out and get lost because you are not familiar with your surroundings, don't you say?! ”

said this, as if Sui Yu was usually very busy......

"Uh......" The two sisters glanced at each other, and really wanted to clearly tell Sui Yu that they were going to buy some daily necessities for girls, and it was really inappropriate for him to follow a man, but when he looked at Sui Yu's appearance......

Well, it's good that Sui Yu doesn't know about the psychological activities of the two sisters, otherwise he will definitely be angry again.

However, at this time, Sui Yu urged excitedly: "Come on!" So decide! ”

In fact, Sui Yu also has his plans, because he is worried that Philomena will wear small shoes for the two newcomer sisters, Sui Yu plans to find out what work Philomena has arranged for the two sisters from the side, and if there is an embarrassing aim, he can find a way in time to avoid the backyard ...... Ahem, it's a commotion within the organization, and everyone's faces don't look good.

Of course, it would have been better if Philomena hadn't embarrassed the two sisters......

But this matter is not suitable to be discussed in the Tianling Mansion (the Tianling Mansion is densely packed with monitoring circles, unless Sui Yu brings the two sisters into the throne, it is very likely that the casual conversation will be overheard by Fanny and write a report to Philomena), so Sui Yu will make this decision.

"It's okay, it's really not suitable for Yu to be bored in the Tianling Mansion all day long!" Unexpectedly, Philomena, who had been guarding against Sui Yu being alone with the two sisters, spoke to Sui Yu at this time: "Just take this opportunity to test the effect of Yu Hang's beating of that older bear child yesterday, and see if anyone dares to chase and intercept Yu Wai today!" ”

"Hmm!" Sui Yu nodded slightly and added with a sneer: "If there is, I will pick those desperate seriously ill patients to help, and then summon all those guys who follow to join in the fun to my divine kingdom!" Pull a batch like this, and see if those guys who like to coax dare to join in the fun! ”

Seeing that Sui Yu still had such an important task, it was difficult for Ling'er and Fei Fei to refuse, anyway, when they arrived at the supermarket, they could let Sui Yu go to the men's rest area to wait, and just put the things they bought directly into their handbags, and it wouldn't be so embarrassing.

So, the three of them immediately decided to set off, but when they were about to walk to the teleportation array, Philomena suddenly remembered something, and then he reminded the two sisters with a straight face: "By the way, Yu's information disturbance ability is very domineering, it's okay to stay in the Tianling Mansion, except for Ress's laboratory with more variables, we have worked hard to reduce the chance of accidents in other places, so theoretically we won't encounter too many accidents." But it's different on the outside, when Yu's information disturbance ability greatly increases the accident rate, it's not strange that anything happens, so the two of you must stay calm and try to deal with all kinds of accidents. Of course, with Yu by your side, he will definitely try to take care of you, so maybe nothing will happen! Anyway, you're already a member of the Heavenly Spirit Empire Guild, so you shouldn't have to worry about accidents, right? ”

At this time, the two newcomers said one after another, the advice in front of them sounded fine, why did the last sentence sound so cautious?! With their small bodies as ordinary people, if they don't follow Sui Yu's side, their lives will be in danger?!

However, after thinking that it would be really troublesome if she didn't buy things today, Ling'er still took Fei Fei and set off.

Of course, in order to prevent accidents, Ling'er and Fei Fei deliberately kept a distance of a few meters from Sui Yu, hoping that this distance could reduce the incidence of tragedy.

It's a pity that as soon as I went out, tragedy happened......

"What? You don't know where the nearest supermarket is?! ”

Ling'er never thought that Sui Yu, who claimed to be a local, would instantly get stuck when he heard Ling'er ask which direction the supermarket was in.

As a result, a place like a supermarket that sells daily necessities, because Sui Yu has no worries about food and clothing, naturally won't know the location......

Hearing Sui Yu's straightforward explanation why he didn't know where there was a supermarket, Ling'er looked powerless, and couldn't understand what this "guide" was useful for besides being a mascot and being arched by everyone all day long.

However, just when Ling'er was about to take a taxi directly to the supermarket, Sui Yu thought of a good way.

I saw that he directly took out his mobile phone and made a call, and after the other party picked it up in seconds, Sui Yu said very decisively to the phone: "Xiao Mo! No, it wasn't a car accident! It's not porcelain! Didn't meet the bear kids! It's not about encountering robbers! No one died this time! No one was hurt either! It's true! I said, are you listening to me?! ”

Taking a deep breath, Sui Yu smiled slightly embarrassedly at the two girls who skillfully put on stunned expressions, and then asked into the phone, "Excuse me, where is there a supermarket near our Tianling Building?" Oh, that's the direction! No wonder I haven't seen it! I'm not trying to buy something! It's my two newcomers who want to buy an aunt's towel! ”

"Ahem!" X2

The two sisters coughed a few times in embarrassment, complaining in their hearts that Sui Yu was talking too casually, but they couldn't complain at this time, because Sui Yu was shouting into the phone at this time: "Really! I'm just going to buy something! No need to mobilize troops! There is no need for armed police! No need for an ambulance either! Don't prepare fire trucks! Chengguan? What are they doing when they are being notified? I don't care about the road occupation! I'm really going to buy something! Well, you have to send someone over and send it! Uh, why don't you call an ambulance first, and at the same time notify the traffic police, I just saw a big truck just run over a small car! What a warrior that little car is! Dare to play a solid lane change in front of a big truck! It's a discus! ”

Looking at the tragic car accident that happened not far away, and remembering Philomena's pure teachings before going out, Ling'er smiled and said to Fei Fei: "Fei Fei, I suddenly don't want to buy anything!" ”

"Hehe, what a coincidence! Sister Ling'er, I suddenly don't want to buy it! ”

"Otherwise, let's go back!"

"Good! All right! All right! ”