Chapter 142: A happy little toothbrush
At this moment, Liu Shibai was completely speechless, what is this called?
A bunch of sub-elves~ Worm-brained things? The old man and the old woman are looking at each other?
Thinking about it, Liu Shiba's face couldn't help but flush a little, and he had been holding back for a long time......
"Why is Uncle's face red?"
Lu Xiaolin stood beside Liu Shiba, saw it more clearly, and asked deliberately.
Liu Shibai was embarrassed for a while, and hurriedly changed the topic:
"Even if we win, what about the female prisoners in the women's prison?
Hearing Liu Eighteen ask this, the old man Mushan and Tian Mingjian were full of smiles, they knew that he was agreeing to ask this.
Liu Eighteen's ability, they have seen it with their own eyes, there must be no problem in terms of force, as long as there is no problem with money, it is absolutely nine out of ten!
There was no way before, Wu Shixun couldn't do the uncle next door!
But now it's different, Liu Eighteen is so strong in force, and when he gets the quota of the No. 3 prison warehouse, he will definitely catch the turtle in the tank and catch it with his hands.
The old man of Mushan was flushed, his eyebrows were dancing, his face was full of youthful smiles, and he patted Liu Eighteen's shoulder and said with a strange smile:
"Uncle, do you know who is locked up in the women's prison? Let me tell you, they are all resentful women, and their addiction is bigger than that of our old men.
Even if there are those who don't want to, what if there are still female stall heads? Don't worry, when the time comes, you will be the uncle, you will definitely pick first, and the rest will be ours.
You can pick as many as you want, you eat meat, and the old brothers drink soup, what do you think?"
Seeing a gray-haired, disrespectful old man claiming to be a brother, Liu Shibai couldn't cry or laugh, this is the real Jianghu no old and young?
A row of old women who don't know how long they have been locked up for a long time to pick themselves ......
White hair and cold sweat broke out on Liu Shiba's forehead......
Shaking his head and sighing, it doesn't help that people's hearts are not ancient......
Lu Xiaolin's eyes rolled, and he squatted beside Liu Shibai with a smile, his eyes flashing with a thief's light:
"The little master only knows one and doesn't know the other, I will tell you about it, and you will understand, why the female prison must be willing. ”
When Liu Shibai heard this, he couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at Tian Mingjian and the old man Mushan, and saw the two of them looking at him with strange eyes, and wondered:
"You say ......"
The lewd man Lu Xiaolin smiled, lowered his head and whispered softly:
"I don't know if the little master still remembers? The day you came in, you went through the motions, the first three and the fourth, the first seven and the eight, remember?"
Liu Shiba's face was cold, and he glanced at Tian Mingjian!
Tian Mingjian touched the back of his head in embarrassment and looked up at the sky......
"Actually, there are also going through the motions in the female prisoners, tsk tsk! That scene is called interesting, do you want to know the little master?"
Lu Xiaolin's voice, how do you listen to it, how do you feel cheap......
"Go on. ”
Liu Shiba's eyes were puffed out, and he was also a little curious.
Lu Xiaolin swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at Liu Shibai's eyes, and continued:
"Little master, do you want to smoke a cigarette?"
In order to satisfy his little curiosity, Liu Shibai threw a Great China to him with black lines on his face.
Meimei swallowed the clouds and spat out the fog twice, and Lu Xiaolin said complacently.
There are really not many people who know about the affairs of the female prison, but Lu Xiaolin often sneaks out in the middle of the night to explore the way, but he has occasionally seen some.
Gradually, the ten prisoners in the entire 305 cell sat around Lu Xiaolin, pricking up their ears and shining with their eyes......
"In the female trumpet, there have also been three levels!
Lu Xiaolin sighed with satisfaction, and continued:
"The first level is to drop the female no, strip your clothes naked, and drop two bricks or heavier things on the female no's head, this is the first level.
The second level is called brushing your teeth, and the prop used is a toothbrush, but it doesn't tell you to brush your teeth, but to let you brush the small mouth underneath!
Hey, you know...... A woman who has gone through this experience, even if she is a steel spirit, will become shameless and shameless.
And after being locked up for a long time, their addiction is better than that of a group of old men!"
Speaking of this, Lu Xiaolin was triumphant, looking at the dumbfounded old men around him, he couldn't help but be full of pride, like an old rooster with plucked feathers.
Liu Eighteen's face was full of red light, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he asked with a smile:
"And then I said, don't hang your appetite, or I'll stop you from honking for a month, believe it or not?"
Staring at Lu Xiaolin, Liu Shibai had the urge to beat him.
However, for the sake of the story being good, forget it.
Lu Xiaolin cleared his throat, and then said mysteriously:
"The third level is the most interesting, it's called ten in and ten out! How to get it? The female prisoner with a full number takes turns to give the new prisoner, and uses her fingers to do what the man should do.
Hehe, everyone understands this, at least ten times a night without stopping, so after a long time, the female number has dropped more than our male number......
Listening to Lu Xiaolin's mouth full of laughter, foaming at the mouth and spitting lotus flowers, Liu Shibai and a group of old men behind him were dumbfounded......
That kind of vertiginous scene, a bunch of old women?
I don't dare to think about it......
After a long time, Liu Shibai came back to his senses, and couldn't help but scold angrily in his heart: "Make your sister......
That scene makes people's blood boil when you think about it, and the nosebleed is considered light.
Liu Shiba's mouth was dry, and he asked with difficulty:
"Don't you make it up?"
"Hahaha!"
Liu Shibai subconsciously came out with a sentence, which made everyone laugh.
"I really want to be that happy toothbrush......"
Mu Yuzhou shook his head and added.
"Hahahaha......"
Immediately, Liu 18 turned around and shouted:
"What's so funny"
But the old pedant Mu Yuzhou, who didn't have any eyesight, actually came up and made up for a sentence that made Liu Shibai go berserk:
"Uncle, you have only been here for two months and you can't hold it back? Why don't I sacrifice once, wash and wipe the meat of the seat pier at night, and let you put out the fire first?
"Roll Nima, old immortal!"
"Uncle, I'm not kind, I'm afraid you won't be able to hold it back......"
"Do you want to continue guarding the General's Tower?"
"Uncle, you didn't say anything to me......"
Holding back a face, Liu Shibai had a smile in his eyes, looking at the group of cute white-bearded old men in the number, but there was a little more warmth in his heart!
It feels so good to make people care, it's the way, and people can't accept it!
Although the black prison is mixed with dragons and snakes, and the eyes are full of scum, I have to say that there are also righteous people in the rivers and lakes.
Although they are small, they are real people, and they fully express people's hearts without any concealment.
Silently thinking about the changes in the past two months, Liu Shibai could only let go of the sigh in his heart!
This is the reality, which mountain to stand on and which mountain song to sing, I am honest!
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Liu 18 lived a leisurely life in the black prison, but he didn't know that a huge change had happened outside......
Hokkaido, Otaru City!
It's still in that mansion......
Ito Shengjing stood respectfully in front of Yamamoto Yanagiyoshi and looked at this old man with a cold face in horror.
"President, that guy has been gone for two months!"
"Well, I already know his whereabouts, there is news from the dark line in Liujiatun, and I have vaguely heard from Li Ergou where he finally disappeared. ”
Yamamoto Yanagiyoshi said unhurriedly.
"President?"
Ito looked at the old man suspiciously.
"The place where Liu Eighteen disappeared is Qinling Walnut Valley. ”
Yamamoto Yanagiyoshi sighed faintly.
"What's so special there?"
Ito asked suspiciously.
"Hehe, it is said to be a secret prison in Huaxia, but I know that there is also a secret laboratory there, heavily guarded. ”
Yamamoto Yanagiyoshi glanced at Ito Shengjing, and then asked:
"Liujiatun is said to be building heavy fortifications"
"Hay, that's right!"
Ito nodded his head.
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ps: What about the ticket? Reward? Good brother, morality, seeing this, don't support it yet!
Crazy, the book racked his brains......
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