355, the craziest goal machine in the Bundesliga
On April 14, Bayern welcomed the opponent of the 31st round of the league at home, Mainz.
Their match was scheduled for 7pm, and they already knew the result of their rivals, Borussia Dortmund, before the game started.
Perhaps due to the influence of the last round of the league, the Hornets were forced to draw 1-1 by the opponent at the Schalke Stadium, and the situation of defending the title was bleak.
If Bayern win this game, their lead will be five points and the league title is almost a certainty!
This good news has lifted the spirits of all the players, and the salad plate of the Bundesliga champion seems to be in sight!
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"With the Champions League semi-finals against Real Madrid next Wednesday, Heynckes hid a considerable part of his main players in this game, including captain Lahm, Ribery, Gomez, Kroos and many other players could only sit on the bench, Raphinha, Contento, Tymoshchuk, Olich, Schweinsteiger and other players entered the starting ......"
Duan Yixuan sat in the media box of the Allianz Arena and commented on the game:
"Like Bayern, Mainz has also made a big rotation......"
Then he read out a bunch of names of players that most fans had never heard of, and he almost bit his tongue at the sight.
Guest Tao Wei shook his head:
"In the away game against Bayern, Mainz actually sent a substitute line-up, I really don't know what their manager is thinking?"
Who knows?
Although 11th-placed Mainz will not fall into the relegation zone because of a defeat, such a sloppy rotation of the squad is really scratching its head.
But...... What does this have to do with Dragonshit?
He won't show mercy just because the opponent is a substitute!
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"Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! ”
A simple sound echoed in the sky above the Allianz Arena, but the entire stadium shook slightly.
Amid the cheers of the mountains and the tsunami, Long Shute was receiving the bow of 69,000 spectators!
Look at the data on the big screen, he deserves such cheers and worship!
In the first half, Bayern Munich 7-0!
Longshute completes the senior happiness in 45 minutes!
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'Mainz manager Thomas Tuchel must have regretted why he opted to rotate his squad before this game?'
Duan Yixuan laughed, and by the way, he sarcastically mocked the coach who is still unknown:
"Because of his negligence, it created another big victory for Bayern Munich!"
Tao Wei also smiled:
'Jurgen Klopp may protest and Tuchel's behaviour would be tantamount to a blow to Borussia Dortmund, they are simply sending three points on their hands! And he also helped Longshute complete a record that can go down in history! ”
Duan Yixuan nodded again and again:
That's right, Ronshit scored the fourth goal of the game in the 43rd minute of the first half, and his tally for the season has officially reached 40...... In the history of the Bundesliga, only Gerd Müller has ever reached this figure, and from now on, Ronchüter will share the honor of the top scorer in the Bundesliga with the German bombers! ”
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That's why there is only one voice to hear in the Allianz Arena.
When Ronshette scored his 40th goal, the crowd stood up en masse under the reminder of the live broadcast and gave the Chinese player the most enthusiastic applause for the historical player, even Rummenigge, Hoeness and Gerd Müller himself in the VIP box were equally full of smiles.
"You madman!"
Gomez, who watched a goalscoring performance from the bench, complained loudly:
"Smash up the goal stats while I'm not on the pitch! Do you want to be ashamed? The other side is just a relegation team! And it's a substitute lineup! Can you give them a way to live? ”
"Agreed, you are a typical abusive behavior, and the media will definitely criticize you,"
Franck Franck Franck, who was also a substitute, pretended to read a news headline:
"The data proves that Chinese dragons can only abuse vegetables, and when they encounter strong teams, they become soft-footed shrimps!"
The Frenchman's tone caused a burst of joyful laughter to echo in the locker room.
"Okay, okay, stop making fun of the dragon,"
As the captain, Ram smiled and made a suggestion:
'To congratulate him on his 40 league goals, we wanted to do a celebration, the kind that requires a lot of people to do together, how about it?'
"Very good, I'm good at this!"
Mueller stood up in high spirits:
"Please give this task to my genius Thomas!"
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With a 7-0 lead in the first half, there was no suspense in the game, so there was no need for Heynckes to make any tactical adjustments, he and a few assistants talked and laughed and slowly returned to the dressing room, only to see the players all gathered together to study something.
Surrounded in the middle, Müller was the most colorful, and he even danced on the bench......
Then the onlookers shook their heads:
"No way!"
"Resolutely opposed!"
"It's too TMD!"
Grandpa Hai coughed, and then asked:
"What are you doing?"
Mueller didn't look back:
"It's a secret, so I won't tell you!"
Gonggong Hai couldn't help but be stunned in place:
Lao Tzu may have been a fake head coach, right?
Why does this monkey cub look like this?!
Is Joseph Heynckes really a good bully?
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At the start of the second half, Bayern were still in control of the situation.
But it was clear that almost everyone subconsciously passed the ball to Long Shut, who was standing in the forward midfield position, even Robben, who had always been addicted to it.
After almost a season together, the Bayern players have become convinced of the young team-mate, and at the end of the league, they are willing to help him surpass the legend and make history!
Although Mainz's defense is better than in the first half, with such strong firepower, how can Ronshit not score?
Just 15 minutes into the second half, Ronshit scored his fifth goal of the game, bringing the league's tally to 41 this season!
"Congratulations to Long Shute! He has officially surpassed the German legend, the most famous goal machine in football history, the bomber Gerd Müller! Became the player with the most goals in a single season in the history of the Bundesliga! He made history! He became history! ”
Duan Yixuan roared hysterically, his appearance was even more excited than Long Shute himself!
Once again, the 69,000 spectators in the stands stood up en masse and gave the record-setting player an even louder round of applause......
When the applause was the most enthusiastic, the Bayern players who were hugging to celebrate suddenly fell straight to the ground one by one!
"Puff puff puff ......"
In the blink of an eye, there were already six or seven people lying down in front of Long Shute!
"It's ...... What's the way to celebrate? Sudden suicidal celebration? ”
After all, he has hosted "World Football" for many years, and Duan Yixuan has seen a lot of the market, and he immediately thought of the top ten celebration methods that had been broadcast.
Fortunately, the director quickly switched to the high-altitude camera, which solved everyone's doubts.
"Aha, that's a number...... 41! Bayern players celebrate Ronshit's 41st league goal and congratulate him on a new record that is hard to beat! ”
In high-altitude shots, this figure is very clear.
Olic forms the left side of the 4, Robben and Alaba form the horizontal line, Timoshchuk and Schweinsteiger form the vertical line, and Boateng and Contento form a thick and long 1.
Bud, who was a step slower, could only lie at the back alone, and Thomas, the genius who planned all this, saw it and simply rolled at his feet, and the two of them formed a huge exclamation point together......
41!
Neuer, the goalkeeper who was the farthest away, was the last to arrive, and he directly "slipped away" and lay down on his back, in "41! A long underline has been added underneath.
This celebratory pattern used up exactly ten players......
And this huge pattern is placed in front of Long Shute!
At this moment, all the players of Bayern are the background of this goal machine!