"Do you want to kill me, you gang of Diaomin?!"

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If it weren't for the urging of the little fat man with more than a dozen phone calls a day, Gu Yu would have completely forgotten that he still had a contract on him, and he needed to start a live broadcast from time to time.

"Look what I've swiped?!"

"66666, finally waiting for you!!"

"Microwave! Microwave oven! Microwave oven! Microwave oven! ”

……

"There are too many comments! Stop me! Don't brush the Blue Enchantress! Swipe me again and tell you to !! ”

As soon as Gu Yu's live broadcast room opened, a large number of people immediately poured in, and without saying a word, the blue demon queen brushed up first.

"Let's trick us again! Okay, okay, my hand is slippery, my hand is slippery, hahaha! ”

"Come on, come on, I'll skate too!"

"Take me with your hand slippery in front!"

As always, the number of blue enchantresses is constantly increasing......

"Don't brush yet! I'll tell you something! ”

Sitting in the dining area in the center of the team, Gu Yu said to the screen while eating the nutritious meal prepared by the nutritionist: "There is something I want to tell you, I have officially signed a contract with the YY platform, and I will have to start live broadcasts from time to time in the future." In the future, I will have income from your gifts, but this is all small money, and if I want to make more money, I have to meet a condition. ”

"I show off my wealth!"

"It's too direct, I can't prevent it, my God!"

"Gifts are considered small money? Then I won't brush it in the future! ”

"Okay, okay, don't brush it best."

Gu Yu waved his hand, swallowed the food in his mouth and continued: "That's the case, in the contract I signed with YY and their company, there is one, um...... Incentive terms, incentive terms, you understand the incentive terms, right? Understood...... Belch...... Give me a 1 if you understand! ”

“11111111111……”

"This incentive clause requires me to reach more than 500,000 viewers of a live broadcast within a season in order to meet the conditions and get more money."

Gu Yu is really the only one in the world who is straightforward, although the contract does not specify that the terms are required to be confidential, but is it really good for you to tell the fans so bluntly......

"I used to have a maximum of 100,000 followers, but I didn't start live broadcasts for some time ago, and now it seems to have dropped to 80,000. I know you're usually a bunch of people who have nothing to do when you're well-fed, so even if one out of four people is going to watch the livestream! That's 20,000 viewers, which is far from 500,000! ”

"What does it matter to me whether I make money from you or not? Hahaha~! ”

In the face of Gu Yutian's shameless straightforwardness, fans didn't take it seriously, they just thought that Gu Yu must be joking again, just like usual.

"It's nothing to do with you, but I'm not happy if I can't make money, and if I'm not happy, I won't start a live broadcast, who will accompany you in the future!"

Gu Yu stuffed the food into his mouth again, and said while chewing: "Once you enter this live broadcast room, you don't want to go out again...... Ahh Let's work hard together to complete some deeds! We are all sports fans, let's talk about the sportsmanship on the field, unity is the strength of your hens. ”

“…… Is what you said true, hairstyle brother? Really going to reach half a million viewers? ”

"It's the first time I've seen someone who says he makes money so fresh and refined, and he's still sportsmanlike, hahaha, I'll serve you without supporting the wall!"

"2333333 have never seen such a brazen person!"

"Eh, don't make a fuss, I'm serious!"

Gu Yu thought for a while and continued: "In this way, if it reaches 500,000 viewers, I will pay for it and draw a prize from the fans, no, draw two!" Two people went to the United States to watch NBA games, and I included round-trip air tickets, accommodation, and football tickets! What do you think? Righteous enough, right?? ”

“…… This can be had!! ”

"I'm up to me to call my classmates to come and see! Hairstyle brother, you wait for me! ”

"I'm going to call too, I'm going to call! But what if I don't have a passport? ”

"Damn, I don't have a passport! Do you have to call me? Do I look like an angel? The kind that will fulfill all your wishes?? Gu Yu rolled his eyes, looking like a demon.

"500,000 people draw two, the probability is too low!"

"That's it, I've been lucky since I was a child, and I've never won the lottery, so it's not attractive!"

"It's okay to call someone to see it, but I have to have a reason to call someone, right?"

Immediately, some viewers raised different opinions, and many people echoed in unison, hoping that Gu Yu could do something fun, which could be regarded as worthy of the audience.

"Fun stuff, isn't it......"

Gu Yu continued to eat, frowning and thinking carefully, looked at Cousins beside him, patted his head and said, "That's right!" How about having DeMarcus show you the math??? ”

"Cut~~~~ no sincerity~~~~~"

The comment area was full of anti-water voices.

"So ......"

Gu Yu's eyes fell on Evans again: "Tyrek! How did you last lick your elbow? Come and do it again and show me! ”

"Cut~~~~ boring ~~~~~"

The comment section continues to be anti-water.

"Rely on ......! You can't feed you, you think your elbows are so easy to lick? You can try! ”

Gu Yu scolded, but he also knew that these things were too pediatric, and the spices that were usually used for live broadcasts were okay, but they were indeed a little insignificant when used to attract more people to watch.

So, what do you do......?

Going to pull Westphal's hair?

No, the next one will be DNP.

Throw a hundred frogs into Petri's office?

No, it's naïve, and it will be traded.

Got under the table and tied Jason Thompson's shoelaces into a dead knot?

No, no, it's too low, and it damages my majestic image.

What should I do......?

"Playing ball!"

Suddenly, a comment in the comment area attracted Gu Yu's attention.

"You're a professional player, a professional player in the NBA, you're in the best basketball league in the world, you can stand your ground. Most of the people who came to watch your live broadcast are basketball lovers, so why don't you show us some skills! ”

"Well said! Seconded! ”

"Yes, yes, yes, you can play ball, you can play ball! Teach us some moves! I think I've learned how to go to the stadium and abuse vegetables! ”

Play......?

"No, you brain-dead!"

Gu Yu shook his head and said: "What is stipulated in the contract, in the live broadcast screen, NBA arena and training scenes are not allowed, otherwise you will be fined by the league, you will pay it?" ”

"Eh, you don't have to go to a regular stadium!"

One fan said, "Sacramento, there's no field or anything??" It's not a professional course, it's not training, but you can always play wild ball! ”

"Upstairs take it for granted, as far as I know, professional players can't just play wild ball." Someone immediately began to refute the fan's suggestion: "You need the team's consent, at least you have to get the manager's permission, otherwise who is to blame if you get injured in the wild ball?" Do you want to be paid by the team? ”

This dialogue aroused the interest of many audiences. Everyone can see that the spectator who refuted must be a god among fans, and he even knows the details of these contracts, and he is obviously an old driver.

Many people began to chat with the big god, asking about various details related to the NBA, and the comment area was in full swing.

“…… As long as a professional player signs a contract, he is the 'property' of the team. Every move needs to be reported to the team and given permission. ”

The great god was not stingy, and answered questions seriously: "Needless to say during the season, some teams will also stipulate in the contract that the details will be in the offseason, if the player is injured in the offseason, the salary during the injury will not be paid, and maybe you will have to pay liquidated damages!" ”

"Then let the hairstylist apply for it! I really want to see the pros play wild ball! "Someone proposed.

"It's not as simple as you think." The great god immediately replied: "The hairstyle brother is very powerful, but he is not a great god in the NBA." If you really want to play wild ball to apply, there is no status of Iverson and Kobe, do you think it is so easy to apply? It's not something that can be done in a sentence or two......"

“…… Hey, hey, Petri!! ”

Everyone was discussing, and Gu Yu's shouts came from the live broadcast room on the screen.

“…… What are you doing?? ”

In the picture, Petri, who had just finished eating and was about to leave the restaurant with a plate, turned around and saw that it was Gu Yu calling him, and immediately took several steps back one after another with a vigilant face.

"Don't be so exaggerated, I'm just calling you, why are you stepping back? Feints? ”

Gu Yu didn't say much: "I ask you, I haven't trained in the afternoon, I haven't played tomorrow, I'll go play a wild ball in a while!" ”

…… I relied on this to apply?!

The Great God fans were stunned, they didn't expect Gu Yu to go straight to such a point.

"No, what if you're injured?" Petri decisively refused.

"Look, I'm not that simple!"

The great god fan took a long breath, but fortunately he was not slapped in the face by the speed of light, and continued to be his master in the comment area: "The team has to think about profit, and the hairstyle brother is now one of the king's box office makers, so it is impossible to just let him go to the jungle casually......"

"Of course it's yours, is it mine?!"

Gu Yu looked at Petri and continued: "And don't curse me, where is the team manager cursing his players for being injured!" ”

“…… Do you think I have the word 'idiot' written on my face?? Petri had a black line on his face.

"Oh, no, forget it."

Gu Yu shrugged, reached out to cover the microphone on the computer, and said in a low voice: "Then I'll tell the media that you made a small report to the players in the team and encouraged the players to squeeze out Wright together, so as to find a reason to cut him." ”

“…… That's because he's so annoying! ”

Petri was startled, the plate in his hand was about to fall to the ground, and he hurriedly took a few steps forward and gritted his teeth in Gu Yu's ear and said: "Damn, as soon as you enter the office every day, you see Antoine write a fabricated report letter, saying something that is false, today and tomorrow, can you stand it?" You don't want to find a way to get rid of this cancer?? ”

"I can't stand it, I don't know." Gu Yu continued to shrug his shoulders and said: "But I know that the media will definitely not care about these details, they just need the headline of 'team manager takes the lead in crowding out marginal players', and the report will be sent out." ”

"You, you, you, you......" Petri couldn't laugh or cry, as a dignified team manager, he was actually put on a rookie by a rookie player.

"Just play wild ball for a while, plus an hour of back and forth, it's all abuse anyway, I'm also a professional player, whoever dares to get me will elbow me first, and I won't get hurt." Hey, hey, how's that?? Gu Yuyin smiled and squinted at Petri.

“…… Count you ruthless! ”

Petri thought twice, gritted his teeth and nodded heavily, "Go, go, go!" I have to come back before three o'clock and the team doctor will report here for a check-up! ”

"OK~"

Gu Yu made an OK gesture and blinked with a smile.

“…… You see, the hairstylist brother will definitely fail, Petri is a professional manager, and it is impossible to let go easily in this kind of thing......"

"It's done, people!"

In the comment area, the great god was still chattering, Gu Yu released the microphone here, looked at the screen and said, "I'll turn off the live broadcast first, go find a wild court, probably...... If you start the live broadcast in an hour, you can call someone in place for me! I won't fight less than 500,000 people! ”

Belch......

Nani?!!

The three views of the great god have been refreshed, this and this...... That's all right?!!

With a "snap", without waiting for the audience to speak, Gu Yu directly turned off the laptop, sandwiched it under his arm, hummed a little song all the way to greet the players and staff, and walked out of the restaurant.

"Damn, I'm going to be watched if I go out to play wild ball like this, I have to find someone to disguise it for me, I can't be recognized......"

Gu Yu walked out with a chatter, and suddenly had an idea, took out his mobile phone and called Xiao Yu.

"Hey, Xiaoyu, that ...... Are you familiar with Sacramento TV? Are there any special effects makeup artists? Hurry up and call one, let's make a spoof short film! You can use it on the runway as a tidbit, it's definitely exciting! Mm-hmm, see you at the center of the team in ten minutes! ”

Meanwhile, on a field about two kilometers away from the Kings' center.

A game that has just ended.

"Is there anything else you can fight?? None of them? Is this the basketball prowess of Sacramento? Haha, a bunch of trash! ”

On the side of the field, many wild players were panting, sweating profusely, staring at the three people shouting on the field.

"It's so disappointing, I was thinking that I would play away in San Francisco and go to Sacramento to see if I could meet some challenges. As a result, at this level, we haven't even exerted our strength, and you have fallen, what a dish! ”

Although the jerseys worn by these three people do not show any characteristics, they can tell from a glance that they are definitely professionally trained. will go to the field to abuse people to find a sense of existence, and I don't know what kind of distorted psychology it is.

Belch...... Looks like some big back is going to do that...... Although he was forced to cough cough......

"Forget it, let's go!"

Among the three, the tallest white man shook his head, smiled contemptuously, reached out and stroked his half-length hair and said, "It's so boring, no wonder Sacramento's NBA team is so bad." I guess with our strength, the Kings are no match for us! ”

"Hahahaha, Kelly, you're right! Hahahaha! ”

The little man laughed out loud and said loudly: "Even a Chinese can be their sixth man, the Kings are really terrible, sad!" ”

"You ......"

On the sidelines, finally someone couldn't listen to it anymore, gritted his teeth and said: "If the hairstyle brother comes, he will definitely abuse you all over the ground looking for teeth!" ”

"Oh?"

The white man named Kelly turned around and smiled contemptuously, "Hairstyle brother? Is that the big back? Hmph, it's purely a system player, what else will you do besides shooting?? I'm here to put my words, even if he comes, I'm Kelly Olynyk, and he's still abusive and calls me daddy! ”

"That's it, we're the No. 1 seed in the West Coast League, and this kind of bad team can only be used as a substitute, which is far from us!" The little man also shouted, and gave a thumbs down, making insulting gestures.

"Hmph, in my opinion, he won't dare to come if he has a hundred guts!"

After saying that, the three of them turned around and began to pack their things and prepare to leave the court.

Not far away, a car stopped.

"That's it!"

The Sacramento TV staff was very excited, pointed to the court not far away, and said: "This is the highest level field in Sacramento, shoot it here!" Let's go to the hidden camera first! ”

"Try to be as hidden as possible, don't be discovered!"

Xiao Yu smiled and nodded, watching the staff leave with large and small equipment, and then turned around and looked at a bloated, silver-haired old man beside him, and smiled sweetly: "Old Gutou, how do you feel~?" Are you satisfied with this special effects makeup?? ”

"Well, it's really good! Sure enough, professional! ”

The old man looked at himself in the rearview mirror, touched his decent beard, frowned again, reached out and grabbed his crotch and said, "It's just that the crotch is a little tight!" ”