Chapter 0101 - You Can't Drink Birthday Wine (Fourth Update, Continue to Ask for Diamond Tickets!) )

Wu Qingqing heard my muttering, sat up abruptly, stared at me and asked, "Lin Chaoyang?" Looks like he's the one who caused your anomaly today? ”

I looked up at her, but my eyes were attracted by her fullness, but soon I felt the murderous aura coming from my eyes, and I couldn't help but quickly look away and nodded with a wry smile: "You probably guessed that Zhang Meng's poisonous plan to frame me was taught by Lin Chaoyang!" ”

"Why?" Wu Qingqing frowned and stared at me and asked, "What is his motive?" ”

I frowned and said, "What motivation do some people need to do things?" In Lin Chaoyang's eyes, I was originally an inconspicuous toad, but I accidentally jumped at his feet, and he wanted to kick me away or trample me to death, wasn't this his instinctive reaction? ”

Wu Qingqing said angrily with disdain: "You mean to say that you are obstructing Lin Chaoyang's eyes?" ”

"Maybe!" I sneered indifferently, "Although in his eyes I may be a toad that can be trampled to death with my feet, but for myself, he may not be an insurmountable mountain, and I don't believe that my life can be trampled on at will!" ”

"Well, this is ambitious, I support you, but I can only support you mentally, as a policeman, I hope you can defeat him with dignity, so that it will not fall into my hands!" Wu Qingqing said with a smile.

"Senior sister, I fall into your hands every day, look at it...... Look at the corners of my eyes, they're all swollen! I pointed to the corners of my eyes that were red and swollen from her beating.

Wu Qingqing glanced at me and sneered: "This is deserved, next time your eyes look at things that shouldn't be seen, I'll poke you blind————"

I couldn't laugh or cry, and I thought to myself, I just peeked a few times, and there will be no lack of meat, you have grown so big, don't you let people see it?

It was getting late, I rode my car back to the house only to find that the house was gloomy, no one turned on the lights, and it seemed that Aunt Tang was not tired lying on the sofa today, opened the refrigerator and saw that it was empty, I couldn't help but feel a sense of loss.

"Smack!"

Suddenly, the lights flickered.

"Happy birthday to you...... Happy birthday to you...... Happy birthday to you............"

I turned my head, Aunt Tang and Tang Ruoxue came out of the room pushing a shelf, which was full of lit candles, and a big cake was presented in front of me, I couldn't help but count today's day, and then I was stunned for a moment, my birthday?

Aunt Tang and Tang Ruoxue were still singing birthday songs, I was suddenly confused, I had never really had a birthday when I was so old, I just remembered eating a bowl of longevity noodles at the age of ten, looking at the cake and candlelight in front of me, I couldn't help but be a little moved.

"Thank you!" I laughed, "I forgot it myself, Aunt Tang, how do you remember?" ”

Aunt Tang smiled and said: "I have your household registration book, of course I remember, but this birthday is on the Gregorian calendar, because the time of the lunar calendar can't be given to you, so now I will celebrate you, you make a wish first and then blow out the candles...... Wait until the candles are burned out! ”

"Yes, yes, make a wish!" Tang Ruoxue urged with a happy face.

I was moved in my heart, closed my eyes and made three wishes, one is to hope that Xu Jie can be stable in a different place, one is to hope that Aunt Tang's career will be smooth, and the other is to hope that I can become a real man like Xu Jie said as soon as possible.

After the wish was made, after blowing out the candles, before I could cut the cake, Tang Ruoxue naughtily reached out and grabbed a handful of cream and smeared it on my face, and then giggled and ran away, I looked at Tang Ruoxue who ran to the sofa and snickered, and suddenly grabbed a handful of cream and wiped it on Aunt Tang's face when she was unprepared, Aunt Tang exclaimed, and when I came back to my senses, I had already run over to chase Tang Ruoxue!

"Ahh......h Save me......" Tang Ruoxue shouted and ran around the house, Aunt Tang couldn't help but shake her head and smiled helplessly when she looked at the childish behavior of the two of us, and only shouted after a while that it was time for us to go over and cut the cake.

I gave the largest piece to Aunt Tang, but Aunt Tang shook her head and said that she only ate fruits, and she couldn't eat too much cream.

After eating the cake, Aunt Tang took me and Tang Ruoxue to her house, and I found that the table in the room was full of rumored meals, and a bottle of red wine was opened, and red wine was already poured into three goblets waiting for me.

"Come, cheers, for Xiao Yan's first birthday at home!" Aunt Tang raised her glass and smiled, and then the three of them clinked glasses.

I don't know how to drink, and I don't know that red wine needs to be tasted in small sips, so I accidentally drank a whole cup, which made Tang Ruoxue Jiaojiao angry and said that I was a dumpling, but Aunt Tang smiled and said It doesn't matter, I can drink more on my birthday today!

Then the second cup, I was originally going to wish Aunt Tang young and young, but because I remembered my grandfather who was alone in the mountains, I changed it to wish my grandfather a long and healthy life, so the three of them clinked glasses again, and I accidentally drank the whole cup again.

Tang Ruoxue rolled her eyes, but she didn't bother to say anything.

The third cup, bless Aunt Tang, I'll drink a full cup!

The fourth cup, I wish Tang Ruoxue success in her academic career, I grunted a cup.

Fifth cup.

Sixth Cup......

The atmosphere was magically driven by me, Aunt Tang also began to drink cup by cup with me, the three of us drank a bottle and opened a bottle, and when I was almost drunk and fainted, I found that Tang Ruoxue had fallen to the ground, and Aunt Tang was lying on the table, the neckline of the suspender drooped down the boss's piece, and a thrilling ravine made my heart beat faster————

"Don ...... Aunt Tang, let's continue to drink? I pushed Aunt Tang with my tongue wide, but Aunt Tang muttered, didn't raise her head, and fell asleep on the table.

Tang Ruoxue had already fallen asleep on the ground like a lazy cat, I thought about it, I originally wanted to put Aunt Tang on the couch to sleep, but maybe I was a little drunk myself, when I put it down, Aunt Tang's arm slightly touched my neck, my steps were unsteady, and I fell directly on Tang Yu's body.

Tang Yu exclaimed, opened her eyes in a daze, looked at me lying on top of her, and couldn't help blushing and muttering: "Yes, it's you, Xiaoyan?" What are you doing here? Fast...... Hurry up and go down, don't let Ruoxue see it! ”

My heart was hot, looking at Tang Yu's charming style, and when I was almost about to do something, I suddenly felt that my stomach was about to vomit, and I couldn't help but rush to the bathroom with a big change in my face, and then there was a faint vomiting sound!

When I finished vomiting and the wine power came up, I picked up a small piece of cloth next to the toilet in a daze and wiped my mouth, returned to the bed and looked at Tang Yu's charming appearance, I wanted to do something, but my feet floated unobediently, and when I came back to my senses, I was already lying on the edge of the bed and couldn't raise my head.

Too drunk...... It's a delay.

In a daze, I felt as if I had a beautiful dream, in which Xu Jie came back again, and I did what I had done in the car at the foot of Foling Temple, but just when I was about to gallop, my head hit the car door and fainted.

When I woke up again in a daze, I only felt a splitting headache, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that it was actually in my own room. Didn't I sleep in Aunt Tang's room?

I slowly sat up with my body propped up, and suddenly the chill hit, I couldn't help but hug my shoulders, and suddenly came back to my senses, where did my shirt go?

The windows were also open, and the morning breeze was blowing from the outside to bring me back to reality!

"No, that's not right!" I don't open the window when I sleep, my mind is full of doubts.

At this time, Tang Ruoxue suddenly stepped on her slippers and pushed my door open, and she asked me in a daze with her messy hair: "What about my mother, why didn't she tell me to get up and leave, I didn't make breakfast, I was about to be late!" ”

Aunt Tang is gone? Didn't make breakfast either?

I couldn't help but look confused!

At this time, Tang Ruoxue seemed to see that I was not wearing a shirt, and couldn't help but let out an exclamation, scolded me for being a stinky pervert, and then took the door heavily and ran away.

I covered my forehead, which was still in severe pain, frowned and muttered, "What the hell is going on?" Did I run back to sleep later? But...... Where's my shirt? ”

I swept around, stunned that my shirt wasn't in the house.