744, Kill the Dragon Demon King
Copenhagen, who come from Denmark in Northern Europe, obviously can't compare with the Premier League champions, and the strength of the two sides is not at the same level at all.
It's a fact that the whole world knows, and even the Copenhagen players didn't dare to think they would be able to take the three points at Anfield.
And with midfielder Gregus sent off with a red card in the 65th minute, the Copenhagen players strengthened that belief.
But...... It's not going to be so bad, is it?
"Americans always say that football is not as exciting as football because there are so few goals. But if they tune in to today's game, I'm sure they'll retract what they said. ”
Alan Smith, who was in charge of commentating the game, had a complicated expression:
“14-0…… Liverpool used such a terrible victory to draw a perfect symbol for Anfield's first Champions League game in nearly three years! ”
His partner Jamie Carragher is much happier:
"Haha, if I could, I would like to say sorry to Copenhagen on behalf of Liverpool, today must be the darkest day in the history of their team, as it is called...... Anfield tragedy! ”
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"Drip, drip, drip!"
When the whistle blew, Copenhagen manager Starle Solbakken had no idea how he walked back to the visitors' dressing room.
At this moment, he even forgot that he was a head coach.
He didn't go on the pitch to comfort the young lads because his nerves, like the players, were ...... by those crazy flames Utterly destroyed!
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"I've got to admit that my luck was really good."
Amid the cheers of more than 50,000 home fans, Rodgers turned to his assistant coach.
Mike Marsh smiled and patted him on the back:
"yes, you're really stepping on dog luck! I don't think there's anything wrong with sitting in this position! ”
Rodgers punched him back, then laughed and spread his arms and strode towards the fans in the main stand!
Pep Guardiola's sweeping world at Barcelona back then...... That's it, right?
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Rodgers walked to the stands, but few of the fans' eyes were on him.
The entire stand echoed only the simplest syllable:
“LOOONG!”
“LOOONG!”
“LOOONG!”
Amid the shouts of the crowd, an even more striking picture appeared in the center of Anfield.
Led by Gerrard, all the Liverpool players lined up in a big circle around Long Shut, and then collectively bowed down, their heads lowered, and their hands bent down sharply!
"It's ...... In this way, the whole Liverpool team bowed to their captain! ”
Zhan Tianjun, who was thousands of miles away, also had a slight tremor in his voice.
It's just that he didn't know whether the tremors came from surprise or excitement.
"Ronshit, it only took him one season to become the true leader and soul of Anfield!"
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Receiving the bow and worship of his teammates, Long Shute definitely deserves it.
Even if someone handed him a crown, a cloak and a scepter now, he would have been able to complete the enthronement ceremony at Anfield without blushing.
This...... He deserves it!
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"Friend, have you ever seen a player who scored 10 goals in a single game in the Champions League? Check it out? ”
Krom-Liu, who was sitting in the stands, had already posted such a message through Longshute's various accounts, and in just a few minutes, it received hundreds of thousands of likes and replies.
Because he deliberately left a watermark of a sponsor's mobile phone brand on the photo, tens of thousands of euros were added to Longshute's account in an instant......
Then he exhaled pleasantly:
"This is really the most correct decision in my 30 years of life!"
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If the hat-trick in the first half was enough to make European football realize that the strongest Lonshette is officially back, then another seven-star streak in the second half will only break the jaw of the world.
"Perfect, majestic!"
"Ruthless Captain Red! Weeping Danes! ”
"Once again, the Chinese dragon has made the whole of Europe tremble!"
"What does it feel like to win 10 dollars in a single Champions League game?"
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When the data of ten goals plus one assist in a single game was placed in front of Ronaldo and Messi, these two peerless duo couldn't help but punch their own sofas.
EXCUSE ME?
There is a saying that we don't know whether to say it or not?
10 in the first game, this Golden Boot ...... What else is there to compete?!
You Long Batian is so unscrupulous to open and brush data, be careful that we report it to GM!
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You can't really blame Long Shute for this.
He has been away from the Champions League for two full years since the summer of 2014.
In the past two years, Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi have each scored more than 30 Champions League goals, leaving Longshute behind.
Therefore, Long Shute was a little anxious.
Coupled with the fact that Copenhagen was already vulnerable, and the midfielder was sent off with a red card for too much defensive action, the Danes' defense was nothing but a goal in five minutes...... What's the problem?
Ten goals, directly let Long Shute complete the overtake of Mero Shuangjiao, 91 goals of Ronaldo and 85 goals of Messi woke up and found that they had worked hard for two seasons of the Champions League, and they were beaten again in the first game of the new season!
It only took one night and 90 minutes to increase his Champions League goal tally from 84 in 2014 to 94!
At this moment, fans of Messi and Ronaldo can't help but pray to God, hoping that the almighty priest can temporarily lend power to Liverpool's next Champions League opponent.
Ah, sorry, their second opponent in the Champions League group stage...... It's the Belgian champions, Club Brugge.
Does anyone know this team?
Do you really expect them to be able to stop Lonshit's goal?
Compared to them, you might as well pin your hopes on Emma Watson, hoping that this little witch of England suddenly has a cold poison attack in her body, and you must let the same man resonate with her every day to achieve ten times of great harmony in life to resolve it......
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Three days later, on September 16th.
Long Shute once again slapped the sailors who were full of food and questioned that he "can only abuse vegetables".
He used a five-son denko at Stamford Bridge to give the newly appointed Conte a 7-1!
Four days later, on September 20th.
Ronshette was once again in the starting line-up for the third round of the Carabao Cup.
BBC commentator Gary Neville even complained:
"Can he be a little ashamed? He is also one of the top three superstars in football, and he couldn't bear to start against Derby County, who are third from bottom in the Championship?! He...... Is he still human? ”
Carragher, who was partnered with him, unceremoniously rejects him:
"Ah, I'm sorry, he's really not human, for us Liverpool, he's already an omnipotent god!"
Neville was right, there really wasn't a need to play the full 90 minutes against a side that were on the verge of relegation in the Championship.
So he only played the first half and came off at half-time.
He was ...... in 45 minutes Scored an eye-popping 6 goals!
He left his team-mates on a 7-0 run, so much so that Gerrard came on the pitch and looked at the faces of those who had "Want to me?" written all over their faces. Then come on! The Leeds United players with expressions were a little unbearable, and directly maintained the score of 7-0 until the last minute......
Another 5 days later, on September 25.
Liverpool host promoted side Hull City.
Hull City, whose crest is a tiger, is also known as Tiger City, but the tiger that comes to Anfield is clearly trembling like a kitten.
They thought that their well-behaved performance would make the devils in red jerseys on the opposite side show mercy, but they were cut off by the Dragon Demon King in the first minute!
“LOOONG!”
“LOOONG!”
“LOOONG!”
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For the first time, the Anfield stadium was overcrowded with a man's name chanting for a long time, as the KOPs simply didn't have time to sing!
They can only pronounce this monotonous and strong syllable over and over again, and then ...... Do it again!
“LOOONG!”
“LOOONG!”
“LOOONG!”
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It turns out that there is not much difference between Lonshit, who played 45 minutes, and Lonshit, who played 90 minutes.
He played the whole game without scoring 12 goals.
The data of 6 goals and 1 pass is so mediocre against the background of the previous "10 goals and 1 pass in a single game" and "6 goals in half time".
After slaughtering many weak teams in a row, Lonshette's goal efficiency has significantly decreased.
He's still alone after all.
He was finally tired.