"Hello ladies and gentlemen, I am your old friend Sir Barkley, and today I am bringing you the commentary on the first game of the nBa Finals of the 2o13-2o14 season!"

Sir Charles, who has not been seen for a long time, occupies the microphone of the commentary seat and starts his usual performance unscrupulously, it is still a familiar style, or a familiar taste!

"Hey, Charles, you say I'll forget it, Shaq and Reggie are newcomers, isn't it okay for you to bully them like this?"

The one who can take the initiative to talk back to Barkley at this time is naturally his old partner Kenny Smith, but this year's finals are too interesting, so there is a luxury lineup of four commentators, in addition to the golden pair of Barkley and Kenny Smith, the remaining two are the big shark O'Neal and the legendary goalscorer Reggie Miller!

may be because Qin Yan's arrival changed history slightly, and these four people actually became the commentators of the same company, but just like Smith said, O'Neill and Miller are indeed newcomers to the commentary.

"It's like, Charles, what do you call who and who and who and who? What else is that, who, who, who, who, who? ”

O'Neal is also a first-class living treasure with funny talent, if this guy doesn't play basketball, he will definitely be a legend in the comedy star world.

"You don't understand, this is what Qin taught me, from the breadth and profundity of Chinese." Barkley looked smug, as if he was remarkable.

"Are you sure this is what Qin taught you? Then he probably even has the heart to die. Miller's poisonous tongue is also famous, probably because his sister is also a famous reporter, she has been influenced by her sister all year round, and Miller's style of commentary is also very sharp.

"You ...... You're jealous, yes, you're jealous that I have Chinese friends. Barkley was a little empty when he was one against three, and he hurriedly prepared to change the topic.

", you have Qin, right, I still have Yao! I need to be jealous of you. O'Neill looked disdainful.

"Damn, Shaq, did you deliberately dismantle the stage, I'm going to fight you alone!" Barkley pulled his sleeve in a "rage".

"Come on, come on, I'm afraid of you." O'Neill also "widened his eyes with anger" and seemed to be ready to go all-in.

"Ahem, audience friends, let's forget about these two fat men and focus on the game......" Miller directly took the microphone and flashed to the side, the two fat men were fighting too much, and he didn't want to hurt his back by mistake.

"That's right, please ignore these two jokes, let's take a look at the lineups of the two teams...... "Kenny Smith also ignored the two big living treasures, he felt that it was really tiring to partner with these two, and it was better for Miller.

"Kenny, Reggie, you two bastards! Director! Pinch the wheat of both of them!! The two fat men, who were about to fight, suddenly turned their guns and fired at the two thin men together......

The audience was already laughing crazy, and it really deserved to be a trump card commentary, it seemed to be a very chaotic fight, but it skillfully mobilized the atmosphere of the audience!

"Okay, let's get down to business and take a look at the lineups of both teams." Miller was the first to say that it was time to work, or else he would have to deduct his wages.

"First of all, the Heat came from afar, well, Shaq, you've been on this team, and now there's your acquaintances in this team, so let's introduce them." Barkley dumped the pot at O'Neill.

O'Neill glared at Barkley, this lazy guy! But he spoke anyway:

"Let's take a look at the Heat's lineup first, center: Udonis Haslem, tsk, after so many years, he still insists on his post, it's not easy." O'Neal was a little emotional, when he and Wade won the championship with the Heat, Haslem was there, but now he is retired as a commentator, and Haslem is still there! Moreover, that height was actually pushed to the center position!

"Power Forward, Chris Bosh, Small Forward, LeBron James, Shooting Guard, Dwyane Wade, Point Guard, Mario Chalmers." It may be that Haslem reminded O'Neal of previous memories, so the next Heat lineup Barkley helped him finish it in one go.

"Hey, strange, didn't the Heat bring in Oden this year? Why didn't he play? "Kenny Smith is a little incomprehensible, he doesn't use it when he has a big man, what the hell is this?

"Maybe it's a physical reason, after all, no one knows how much Auden has recovered now." Miller is still more fair, he expressed pity for Oden, a young man full of talent, if there is no injury, I don't know how high this guy can achieve?

"Let's take a look at the Spurs' lineup, center, defensive center's future star, block maniac, Hassan Whiteside!!"

Barkley can't wait to introduce the Spurs guys. Of course, he said a lot about introducing the Spurs, and this can't be blamed for being too partial, putting aside the identity of Barkley Qinmi, this is the home of the Spurs, don't introduce a little more, do you want to be killed by the fans?

"Small forward, known for his death entanglement, tough defensive small forward, Kawhi Leonard!"

Although Leonard has shown his offensive talent this season, he is now more impressed by his defense, and it is estimated that he will have to wait until next season to reach the level of offensive and defensive all-rounding.

"Point guard, French sports car with always a full tank of gas in the mailbox, Tony Parker!"

The point guard on the Spurs today is Parker, and if it weren't for him, he might have introduced Maddie or Ginobili right now.

"Scoring guard, active No. 1 quarterback, league scoring champion, new mVp, Qin Yan!"

Qin Yan has indeed won a lot of individual awards this year, and his current status is quite high, it can be said that everyone in San Antonio knows that this is the future king of the team!

However, he can only be introduced for the penultimate now, for the simple reason that as long as that man does not retire, the last position of the Spurs to be introduced will always be his!

"Power forward, my old friend with Shaq, historic power forward, Tim Duncan who has been paralyzed for 10,000 years! Hey Tim, I love you! Boom! ”

When Barkley introduced Duncan, he suddenly made a joke, and pulled O'Neal to show his love for Duncan together, and the two fat men posed in a heart shape with their bodies, and sent a flying kiss by the way.

"Hahahaha......"

The audience was already laughing like crazy, which is why people liked these two fat people, to be funny, and without the slightest idol (?). Baggage.

Duncan couldn't help but blush when he heard the words of these two dead fat men, his face that had not changed for thousands of years in the arena couldn't help but blush, not because he was shy, but because he felt embarrassed like this......

The center forwards of the two teams went to the middle circle to prepare to jump the ball, and the others also found their positions to stand, Qin Yan glanced at Wade beside him, now Wade is highly focused now, and there are no extra moves!

Yo, interesting, Wade, Wade, your knee is gone, now, how are you going to stop me?

The referee came to the center circle with the ball in hand, signaled both teams to get ready, and then he picked up the whistle and put it to his mouth.

"Tick-"

A whistle blows, and the game officially begins!!

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