Chapter 1012: "We Are Husband and Wife"
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"Lying grass, what's the situation with this Nima?" Lin Yu scolded in his heart.
Hearing the sound of shouting outside, Xiao Yushi's frightened face turned pale, and her hands hurriedly protected her chest, and then put on her pajamas at a very fast speed.
It was a little late, and Wu's mother had already gone to rest, so she didn't hear the shouts outside.
And Xiao Yushi couldn't go out because she was wearing pajamas, but she saw the situation outside through the window.
However, when she looked outside, she was shocked to find that the person outside was actually Lin Yu!
And in addition to Lin Yu, there are also two patrol policemen in uniform, who are teaching him a harsh lesson!
"Okay, you voyeur, you dare to go to Ziyuan Villa to commit a crime, you don't want to live!"
At the beginning, Lin Yu still had a fluke in his heart, and he was not afraid when he saw them, in case it was the policeman he knew, everything would be easy.
But the blessing is not a one-way street, these two policemen are from the nearby police station, not from the Zhonghai Public Security Bureau, so they don't know who Lin Yu is.
At the beginning, Lin Yu wanted to take out his documents, and he would definitely be able to settle the matter. But the secretary of the SHI Committee did this, and it was not clear that he would embarrass Chen Wan, so Lin Yu gave up.
"You two, let's have something to say, in fact, I live in this villa, but I forgot to bring the key, so I want to jump in through the window." Lin Yu said with a smile.
When this kind of thing happened, Lin Yu felt that he had no face to be a man.
This Nima, so he has to die to have an unexpected surprise.
It's good, he was unexpectedly frightened.
Hearing Lin Yu's words, the two policemen snorted coldly, and the expressions on their faces became more serious, "Go to the grave and burn the newspaper, you fool the ghost." ”
After saying that, one of the policemen pointed to the window of the villa and said, "The lights inside are still on, even if you don't have the key, you can knock on the door yourself and go in, do you need to climb the window?" ”
Lin Yu was stunned.
This Nima, really digging a pit and jumping in by himself, this time jumping into the river and the Yellow River can't be washed.
"Two policemen, you listen to my explanation, you really wronged me, although I was lying on the window on the second floor, we didn't see anything, this can't be counted as my voyeurism."
"If it's not voyeurism, it's nothing!" The police shouted angrily!
"It's an attempted voyeurism at best." Lin Yu said seriously.
Although it was on the second floor, Xiao Yushi was able to listen to the conversation of several people.
At this moment, Xiao Yushi was almost angry to death.
It's okay to take advantage of yourself usually, but this time you dare to lie on your own window and peek!
What's even more infuriating is that I just watched it, and I actually let the police catch it, and I lost the dead!
The two policemen obviously didn't want to talk nonsense with Lin Yu anymore and were ready to take him away.
"Wait!"
Just as a few people were about to leave, Xiao Yushi walked out of the villa with her coat on.
When he saw Xiao Yushi, Lin Yu's face turned green.
Let Xiao Yushi know about this, and she won't have to mix it up in the future.
I saw Xiao Yu Shiqiang squeeze out a smile and said to the two policemen:
"Comrade policeman, you misunderstood, in fact, he is not a voyeur."
"Not a voyeur?"
Xiao Yushi held back her anger and said, "Yes." ”
"So what's your relationship?" In order to ensure the authenticity of the matter, the two policemen asked nonrelentingly.
In order to make her words more credible, Xiao Yushi hesitated for a moment and said:
"He's my husband, in fact, we were just joking."
Lin Yu's eyes widened and looked at Xiao Yushi, how could she say such a thing?
The moon hits the west and comes out?
"Yes, yes, two police comrades, the big beauty standing in front of you is actually my daughter-in-law, so you are mistaken."
The faces of the two policemen were full of suspicion, but the parties said so, and they couldn't say anything, and said:
"Well, since you're husband and wife......"
"Wait, two comrade policemen, I know you suspect us both of us, but that's right, but I can prove it to you."
After speaking, Lin Yu kissed Xiao Yushi's delicate face, and then said: "Look, I kissed it, which can prove that we are husband and wife." ”
"What! You still don't believe it! Lin Yu screamed again, and then kissed Xiao Yushi on the other side of the cheek.
"You should believe it this time."
Xiao Yushi froze in place like a lightning strike, and even looked at himself changing his underwear, but he was kissed twice!
No matter how cheap it is, let him take advantage of it!
Playing hooliganism is such a thing, if you have the opportunity, you have to go forward, even if you don't have the opportunity, you have to move forward to create opportunities!
And Lin Yu is naturally the latter.
In fact, at first, the police believed that the two of them were husband and wife.
However, when Lin Yu kissed the two mouths, they didn't believe it.
If it's really two people, do you need to prove it like this?
It's clear that I haven't seen a woman in 800 years!
"Comrade policeman, I still don't believe your expressions, but it's okay, I have other ways to prove it."
"Stop, stop." The two policemen waved their hands a little impatiently, "Since this lady has admitted that you are husband and wife, you don't have to prove it, and we believe it." ”
Lin Yu's expression was a little unfinished, after all, Xiao Yushi's face was still very fragrant.
The most important thing is that there will be no such shop in this village, and maybe there will be such an opportunity in the Year of the Monkey.
After dealing with the affairs of the two, the two policemen did not stay too long, and left directly in the police car.
After the two left, Xiao Yushi's expression immediately turned cold, and just as she was about to speak, she was gagged by Lin Yu.
"Wife, it's very cold at night, so don't stand here, it's not good if you catch a cold."
Xiao Yu's poetic body trembled, and he wanted to strangle Lin Yu to death at once.
"Lin Yu!"
"That, boss, I've been out running for a few days, and I'm tired of traveling and driving, so I won't stand outside with you, I'll go back to the house first."
After speaking, Lin Yu ran back to the house with a smoke.
But how could Xiao Yushi let him go so easily!
Forget about peeking, I was discovered by the police, and my face was put there!
When Lin Yu entered the house, Xiao Yushi broke in angrily before locking the door!
"Lin Yu!"
"Boss, what are your instructions?"
"Look at what you've done! I'm ashamed of you! Xiao Yushi kept a straight face, her expression did not ease at all, and she seemed to be really angry.
"Boss, actually, I just wanted to surprise you, at first I wanted to enter through your study, but you weren't there, so I wandered to your bedroom, and then that happened."
Xiao Yushi's face has softened a lot, "You said you wanted to surprise me?" ”
"What surprise?"
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