Chapter 15: You're the King (Ask for Collection)
How can the lifestyle that has been used to more than ten years be changed overnight, although I squatted down, but I can't come out after a long time.
Every time I adjusted my mentality and was about to feel it, my muscles contracted and tensed.
By the way, when was the last time you had a small solution, Xiao Jie? By the way, when I couldn't hold it back in the morning, I saw Xiao Jie squatting, and then I ......
Eh, I really found the feeling,!
It wasn't until after the sound of the water that Xiaoxiao really breathed a sigh of relief, and finally solved the physiological problem, but Xiaoxiao was depressed for a while, and in the future, I can't think about Xiao Jie's girl first every time I solve it, what is this.
As a man, Xiaoxiao is most proud of being in the orphanage when he was a child, and there is only one man in the entire orphanage, especially when he goes to the toilet with a few sisters, they squat and stand by themselves, how superior that is.
However, how can I follow in their footsteps now?
There is also one of the most critical problems, which used to be solved and just thrown away, but now it is obviously not possible, and Xiaoxiao obviously feels that his strength is not well grasped, and it has ......
Okay, wipe it, Xiao touched his left pocket, no, and touched the right pocket, still no, the pocket on the butt is still not!
It's over, it's not like I didn't bring a tissue.
Five thunderbolts hit the top......
How to break?
Just when Su Xiaoxiao was very depressed, suddenly a conversation came from the two compartments behind her, which caught her attention.
"Oops, you're the king of the rebar group!"
"Ouch, this is the concrete of Xiao Ji, right?"
"Hello, hello!"
Burst!
Su Xiaoxiao was amused by the greetings of the two!
"Huh? Lao Wang, have you heard......" Xiao Ji opened his mouth and said, oh no, it should be Xiao Ji, not in the back.
"Hey, how do you talk this young man, you're only an old king!" When Lao Wang heard Xiao Ji's name, he immediately quit.
"Oh, slip of the tongue, don't be weird, don't be weird, have you heard that, our construction site is haunted!" Xiao Ji opened his mouth and said, with his unique voice, yin and yang.
"What kind of haunting, you are also blindly coaxing, isn't it just a matter of using two 30-ton excavators for a wordless door number stone, I already knew, and later found that the power unit of the excavator was broken! It's not like it's not a ghost at all. "After all, Lao Wang has seen the world, so he doesn't believe in this.
"What do you know, I'm the latest news, our boss told us not to talk nonsense, I think we have a good relationship, I just told you, I heard, the driver of the two excavators had an accident today......" Xiao Ji mysteriously poked her head out of the toilet cubicle.
Good relationship? It's obvious that I just met! It seems that not only women are tools for spreading rumors, but some men can't avoid it either.
"Oh? Something went wrong? The man named Lao Wang suddenly became very excited, and seemed to be very keen on this kind of gossip, "Tell me quickly, what's going on?" He's dead? ”
"Bah, how can you talk, how can you die!" Xiao Ji said indignantly, very upset for the two excavator drivers, "It's not enough to die, but it's better to die!" Tut-tut......"
"What's wrong? Hemiplegia? "Lao Wang is very concerned.
"That's not it, it's just, hey, it's miserable......" Xiao Ji didn't seem to have recovered from the two excavators that had the accident, and shook her head vigorously.
"What the hell is going on, you damn it!" This made Lao Wang anxious, and he was sweating, and he forgot to pull it.
"Tsk, you haven't seen ...... The scene is called a ......"
"Do you want to talk about it!" Lao Wang got angry, stood up angrily, and didn't even lift his pants, looking like he was going to beat the inkblot Xiao Ji.
The one named Xiao Ji saw that Lao Wang lost his temper, and he trembled for a while, and stammered: "If you are dead, you are not dead, but the treasure that will be passed on to the next generation is gone." ”
"Huh? And this kind of thing? Hahaha, it's ridiculous to me, a big man doesn't have that thing, it's still called a man, tell me what's going on? Lao Wang stood in the toilet cubicle and laughed, completely forgetting that he was going to beat someone just now!
"Okay, yes, but big brother, can we not pull down our trouser pockets?" Xiao Ji covered her nose and looked at Lao Wang disgustingly.
It turned out that Lao Wang was so excited that he actually forgot that he was standing, and forgot about his diarrhea problem.
"Ouch,!" Lao Wang exclaimed, and looked at the baba who was all covered by his pants with an embarrassed face.
"Hahaha...... Ouch! Xiao Ji just looked at Lao Wang's jokes, but she didn't expect her feet to slip, and she made a pop in the urinal.
Immediately, the churning stench filled the entire toilet.
Su Xiaoxin was shocked, the two excavator drivers have a little brother, isn't that the same as himself? It's not just me who is in this situation!
I'm not in the mood to continue listening, of course, after squatting, I guess Xiaoxiao can spit out all the little things he just eats.
Quickly put on his pants and ran out, held his breath, rushed out of the toilet, and then took a big breath of fresh air outside.
looked back at Lao Wang and Xiao Ji, who were still fighting with in the toilet, but after all, they couldn't hold back, and a smile appeared on the corner of their mouth.
Oops, suddenly Su Xiaoxiao was stunned, did she forget something?
I didn't bring a tissue paper just now, why did I put on my pants like this? Isn't that ......
Eh, it's okay, it's been so long, it should be dry!
When Su Xiaoxiao thought about it, she felt that cold sweat broke out.
The second phase of the project? Lost penis?
Vaguely Su Xiaoxiao seemed to remember that after he came back from the second phase of the project, he found out that his little brother didn't have it, and he wouldn't have the same problem as them, right? Is there any salvation?
Could it be that this is not only the case for me, but there are other people like me!
Call!
Su Xiaoxiao actually had a hint of balance in her heart! It's like when you were a child, you knew you didn't pass the exam, then your only wish was that your good friend didn't pass either!
Knowing that someone is worse than herself, Su Xiaoxiao's psychology is balanced!
It seems that this matter must have something to do with himself, and if he has time to go to the second phase of the project to take a look, maybe he can find some clues, and the wordless door number stone, which is a mystery in itself.
Xiao Ji hasn't finished the rest of his words, but he doesn't know what he's going to say next, and he can't go back and eavesdrop now, well, go to the dormitory and ask Zhao Xinghe if he knows about it, that kid is well-informed.