Chapter 008: "Who Touches Porcelain?" 》
"Damn, this car is so NB?"
As soon as he sat in, Lin Yu noticed the difference in this Jetta car.
"It's really the car of the head of the military region."
The various parts of the car have been carefully modified, in other words, the car uses only a Jetta shell, and the rest is completely supercar level!
Along the way, Lin Yu was thinking about Zhou Zhenglong's words, this kid was a soldier brought out by himself, and his temper followed his own virtue, and with his understanding of himself, he could say such a thing, I am afraid it is not untargeted.
Just when Lin Yu was thinking about the strange thing, the Nokia with the black and white screen sounded, and after picking it up, Zhou Zhenglong's voice came from inside,
"Boss, I forgot to tell you something, the car has not yet been licensed, if there is a traffic police officer on the street who dares to stop your car, call Lao Zhu, he is now the captain of the traffic police team, just look for him!"
Lin Yu was taken aback, and the cigarette in his mouth almost didn't fall on the crotch of his pants, "Damn, that rice bucket has become the captain?" ”
"That's not it, that kid is shrewd, and it is estimated that he will be able to rise in two years."
"Boss, the chief is calling, I won't tell you yet, at seven o'clock in the evening, Fumanlou, me and Lao Zhu, just the three of us, no outsiders."
"Okay, I see."
After hanging up the phone, Lin Yu looked up at the yellow light at the intersection, and in order to save time, he was ready to speed up.
But who knows, people with the same idea rushed over from the other side.
Just listen to "Bang Dang!" "A bang
The Jetta collided with the Audi A4 that popped out of the intersection next to it.
"Got into a car accident on your first day of work?"
After Lin Yu got out of the car, he found that the white Audi A4 hit the rear door of the Jetta, and after a general glance, even the paint did not fall off, and he was relieved, but the Audi A4 hit a bit miserably, and the front face was sunken in a large area.
At this moment, a young woman in her twenties got out of the car.
With a slender figure, a delicate face, and a black close-fitting suit, the round breasts and straight buttocks are highlighted, which is very attractive.
"The women in this big city are just different, the figure is good." Lin Yu sighed in his heart.
And the slender jade legs under the skirt are even more eye-catching, which really makes Lin Yu feel amazing, if he hadn't seen a demonic woman like Xiao Yushi, it is estimated that he would have surrendered by now.
"Hey, how do you drive! Isn't it ...... to touch porcelain?"
Before Tang Jiayang finished speaking, he suddenly tripped under his feet, and his body leaned forward uncontrollably, just pounced on Lin Yu's body!
The soft chest squeezed on Lin Yu's body, which suddenly made Lin Yu's mouth dry and almost spurted out a nosebleed.
Tang Jiayang's seductive face suddenly turned red, and he scolded with shame and annoyance:
"Rascal, hurry up and get your hands off the way!"
Tang Jiayang was almost angry, not to mention that the car was hit, and he was touched by this hooligan, how can he be reasonable!
Lin Yu laughed, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean it, I reacted instinctively, and I don't want to." ”
Hearing Lin Yu say this, Tang Jiayang was even more angry, although this guy took his hand away, he touched his thigh again!
Tang Jiayang, who was angry, pushed Lin Yu away, straightened his skirt, and the blush on his face took a long time before he retreated.
"Tell me, what should I do about this!"
Lin Yu touched his chin matterfully and said:
"It's really hard to do, unless you do what I say!"
Tang Jiayang thought for a while, this family is not only a hooligan, but also a porcelain toucher, and he has to rush to work, as long as he can say a solution, he will reluctantly spare him once.
"Say it, I'll do what you say."
"Based on the touch just now, I dare to conclude that you have a lump in your chest, which could be life-threatening if left untreated."
"However, you don't have to worry, I'm also a miracle doctor, as long as I touch it a few times, within three days, I am guaranteed to cure your disease!"
"You say my ......"
Tang Jiayang was speechless angrily, he thought he would say how to compensate, but he didn't expect to say that there was a lump in his chest!
"You've got a lump in your chest!"
"Hey, hey, what kind of anger are you, you just said you did what I said, why do you regret it now."
Lin Yu pursed his lips and said speechlessly.
His grandfather has taught him Chinese medicine and qigong for so many years, and it is not a matter of minutes to treat this little problem.
Tang Jiayang glared at Lin Yu angrily, he was already in a hurry to go to work, and he couldn't be entangled with this guy, besides, Yu Shi said that he had important things to explain to himself today, and he had to solve the matter quickly.
"I don't have time to be poor with you here, hurry up and lose money, or I'll call the police!"
"Beauty, it's you who rushed out and hit my car, I didn't care if you asked for money, you still asked me for money?"
"Moreover, I also helped you investigate the symptoms in your body, and I also took a bite back, I have never seen such an unreasonable woman as you!"
"Obviously, my car was damaged by you, and you actually said that I was unreasonable!" Tang Jiayang's chest rose and fell, and the scene was particularly spectacular!
"Okay, since you don't admit it, then I'll call the police now!" Tang Jiayang took out his mobile phone angrily.
"I'll see the police coming for a while, why are you still hard-mouthed!"
Lin Yu shrugged his shoulders, "It doesn't matter, just call it." ”
Subsequently, Lin Yu took advantage of Tang Jiayang's inattention and sent a text message to Lao Zhu, the content of which was self-evident.
After a while, the siren sounded from not far away, Tang Jiayang looked happy, and said proudly:
"The traffic police are coming, I'll see how long you can be arrogant!"
When he saw the traffic police, Lin Yu was immediately stunned, isn't this the old pig Zhao Jiwei!
Lin Yu remembered that when he was discharged from the army, he should have been more than 200 pounds, just over two years, how could he be as thin as a monkey?
After many years, seeing Lin Yu again, the old pig was excited, but he didn't say anything because of his identity, now is not the time to catch up.
As a traffic policeman, it is natural to memorize all kinds of "special vehicles", and the Jetta in front of you, even if it has no license plate, turns to ashes, and the old pig can recognize whose car it is!
The boss is really NB, just a few days after coming to Zhonghai, he brought the car of the head of the garrison area, and it is estimated that few people in the entire Jinling Military Region have this ability.
Seeing the old pig, Tang Jiayang thought to himself:
"This thing is originally wrong with him, coupled with his own appearance, he will definitely be able to make this traffic police clean him up!"
Then, Tang Jiayang walked up to the old pig and said:
"Comrade traffic police, he drove and touched porcelain, you see what to do about this."
After saying that, he flew away with a wink.
The old pig pretended to be serious and looked at the place where the two cars collided, raised his eyes and said to Tang Jiayang:
"Robbery, you are fully responsible, a fine of 2,000, and compensation for the loss of the other party's vehicle."
"What!"
Tang Jiayang's beautiful eyes were round, and his delicate fingers trembled and pointed to the unrecognizable Audi A4 at the front of the car, and shouted:
"My car was hit like this, and I was held fully responsible? Make no mistake! ”
"What, you have an opinion?"
At this time, Lin Yu, who was beside him, said with a smile:
"That, comrade traffic police, if there is nothing to do with me, I will leave first, and it will not hinder your work."
"Hey, why did you just let him go!"
Seeing Lin Yu's stinky expression when he left, Tang Jiayang subconsciously chased him out, but before he could take a few steps, he was put down by the old pig, "The fine hasn't been paid yet!" ”
In just an instant, Tang Jiayang regained his composure, and unconsciously took out the cold and glamorous attitude at work, which was the same as the two of them just now!
"Your punishment is unfair, I want to complain to you!"
The old pig's head didn't raise his eyes and didn't open his eyes to Tang Jiayang and wrote a fine ticket, "Whatever." ”
I thought to myself: Don't look at who that person is, even if you complain to zhongyang, it's useless!