Chapter 001: "Pig Bodyguard"
"You're the bodyguard my dad got for me?"
Chaoyang Group, in the president's office on the 46th floor, Xiao Yushi held a pen in her hand, still maintaining a writing posture, and carefully looked at the young man in front of her.
The appearance is reasonable, about early twenties, and her clothes are simple and clean, but such a person doesn't look like a master, and she doesn't have the momentum of a bodyguard, and the gap between her impression of the bodyguard image is a bit big.
Judging by his temperament, he is a bit like a street gangster!
Xiao Yushi looked disappointed and shook her head, but for the sake of face, she only asked symbolically:
"What did you do?"
"It turned out that I had raised pigs in the army, and then because of my outstanding performance, I was transferred to the cooking class, and I once won the first place in the all-army chef competition!"
"Ever raised a pig? Cooking class? ”
Hearing Lin Yu's answer, Xiao Yushi almost collapsed, what the hell is going on with Dad, the bodyguards he was looking for were all retired special forces, and now he actually found a pig raiser!?
At the same time, Lin Yuzheng looked at Xiao Yushi excitedly,
The delicate face is like a finely carved work of art, the red lips are faint, the bridge of the nose is straight, the jade arms are exposed and smooth, and the chest is even more turbulent, at least there is a 36D scale, which makes people want to go up and touch it.
Be a bodyguard for her, and you won't be able to take off happily in the future?
How do you knock her down?
Is it my charisma or drugged?
Hey, hey, I don't want to, if it doesn't work, just overlord make a bow, looking at her small physique, she shouldn't be as strong as the sow in the military region.
Lin Yu's squinting gaze made Xiao Yushi extremely angry, and said in a cold voice with an expressionless face:
"I don't need a pig as a bodyguard, and there is no shortage of cooks in my family, you can go now."
Lin Yu shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile at Xiao Yushi.
"While you mind that I'm a pig farmer, I don't mind protecting a big-breasted female president."
Don't you mind?
You don't mind I mind!!
Xiao Yu has read countless poems, but he has never seen such a cheeky person as Lin Yu, and he didn't know how to refute it for a while!
And she actually said that she was a big-breasted female president?!
Looking at Xiao Yushi, whose chest was fluctuating, Lin Yu was fascinated, sat on the sofa and said swaggeringly:
"Others have been working for more than ten years and are still ordinary pig breeders, but I only worked for five years before becoming a pig breeder, so it is more than enough to be a bodyguard for you for my ability."
"I'm looking for a bodyguard, no matter how good your pig raising skills are, I don't need it!"
Lin Yu looked at Xiao Yushi with a smile and a look of anticipation, "Then what kind of background do you say is suitable to be your bodyguard?" ”
Xiao Yushi tried her best to calm down, after all, she was the one her father asked a friend to find, so she couldn't make too much trouble.
"I've hired bodyguards, at least I have to be good and can protect me in case of accidents!"
"That's all?" Lin Yu asked tentatively.
"Yes, that's all!"
"You guys...... Is...... Hey......"
After Lin Yu finished speaking, he showed an expression of hatred for iron but not steel, took out a crumpled ball of paper from his military backpack, handed it to Xiao Yushi, and said:
"This should prove it."
Xiao Yushi looked at Lin Yu suspiciously, and carefully took the paper ball, as if she was afraid that there was a hidden weapon inside.
Slowly opened the paper ball, and the contents inside really startled Xiao Yushi.
"In 2009, the Jinling Military Region won the first place in the whole army competition, and recorded the second-class meritorious service ......"
"And these few."
Lin Yu kept digging in his bag, throwing crumpled paper balls on Xiao Yushi's desk like a snowball.
"In 2008, in the anti-drug mission on the southwest border, 3 people were killed and 28 drug offenders were killed, and the first-class meritorious service ...... recorded"
"In 2011, he participated in the United Nations peacekeeping operation and eliminated three important bases of terrorist organizations, and was awarded a first-class meritorious service ......"
“……”
Xiao Yushi looked at Lin Yu who was rummaging things in her bag in surprise, this squinted guy was actually a top soldier in the army? The bodyguards who came to apply for the job before, although they all have some skills, none of them can come up with such a resume.
Unconsciously, Xiao Yushi's prejudice against Lin Yu turned into curiosity little by little, and she subconsciously opened the other paper balls in front of her.
"In 2011, she was assigned to raise pigs in the service department for molesting a female colonel, and was punished with a major demerit......"
"In 2015, because of the sow riot and sabotage of the military exercise, he was demoted......"
“……”
"Whew...... That's all there should be......"
Lin Yu breathed a sigh of relief, turned around and saw Xiao Yushi's uncertain face, glanced at the award certificate in her hand, immediately snatched it, and sneered: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I took the wrong ......."
"That...... These things should prove that I am qualified to be your bodyguard, right? ”
Xiao Yushi looked displeased, her expression was serious, and she snorted coldly: "Since you are a top soldier in the army, why do you still say that you raise pigs?" Trick me? ”
"You're the boss, how dare I fool you." Lin Yu fanned the wind with his hand, "I was busy for a long time just now, let me take a breath, drink saliva, and talk to you slowly." ”
Xiao Yushi didn't speak, because his grandfather and father were both soldiers, so he had a natural affection for soldiers, so he was not disgusted by their eclectic style, but ......
This guy actually drank from his own water cup!!
After drinking the water, Lin Yu pursed his lips with his sleeve, ignoring Xiao Yushi's murderous gaze, and sat on the sofa with a look of pointing at the country.
"It is said that insiders look at the doorway, laymen look at the excitement, what they say is not wrong at all, you don't understand anything when you see it."
Lin Yu held the water cup and crossed Erlang's legs, "Let me tell you, it's too simple to carry out tasks or anything." ”
"For example, I only took three years to be promoted to major, but it took me five years to get to the title of pig breeder, which thing do you say is more difficult?"
"I'm applying for a bodyguard job, so naturally I have to talk about my most NB skills, what anti-narcotics, anti-terrorism, peacekeeping, I'm embarrassed to talk about those big things......"
Xiao Yushi clasped her hands in front of her chest and looked at Lin Yu without a good face.
"I need more than just bodyguards, I also need a part-time driver, can you do that?"
"Driver?"
Xiao Yushi nodded quietly, "If you don't know how to drive, even if you get more military merit medals, I won't be able to hire you." ”
Xiao Yushi is not a hypocritical person, and she doesn't have too harsh requirements for bodyguards, but Lin Yu doesn't feel like a bodyguard at all, no different from a gangster, and the matter of molesting a female colonel makes her feel palpitated......
"Oh, isn't it just driving, I thought I was driving a nuclear submarine. I can't control anything except the newly brought back aircraft carrier, I haven't driven anything, and I can ride the sow in our yard, and I can soar to one hundred and fifty miles! ”
After speaking, Lin Yu stood up and looked at Xiao Yushi with a smile, "Do you want me to take you for a ride?" ”
Xiao Yushi subconsciously leaned back, looking at this guy's posture, why is it so scary?
Xiao Yushi glanced at the itinerary plan on the table, and said lightly:
"Forget about the ride, do you have time at night?"