"Dingdong, please pay attention to check if you have a new short message."

"Dingdong, please pay attention to check if you have a new short message."

"Dingdong, please pay attention to check if you have a new short message."

Woke up from the deep game dream, Gu Han was bombed by a series of information prompts, no need to think, Gu Han knew that these short messages were sent by the stinky boy of the toad, because since eighteen years of life, he has only such a dead friend and friend.

"Gu Han, did you add Sudan dyes to this sour popsicle, and you really got an SSS-level evaluation, you don't know, now the world channels and forums are all crazy"

"Damn, how do you set up to refuse anyone to add, hurry up and add my friends, my name is "Toad who eats black chicken and white phoenix pills", hurry up and add my friends, there is a sister to introduce you to know. ”

"Xiao Hanhan, don't be tsundere, hurry up and add my friends............"

"Hey, Xiao Hanhan, you haven't been offline yet, are you...... Forget it, I'll look for you at your house."

"Xiao Hanhan, I'm in the tearoom downstairs of your house now, you'd better come over within half an hour, otherwise our friend won't have anything to do, and I will really break off relations with you."

These information are all neural signals that are turned into sounds through personal terminals, and are directly transmitted to Gu Han's mind, just like there is a super loud knowing, constantly screaming in Gu Han's head.

Gu Han looked at the time when the last message was sent, it was sent twenty-seven minutes ago, and there were still three minutes left before the deadline for the toad to break off relations with himself. Although Gu Han didn't feel that he really needed this noisy friend, he simply cleaned up and slid directly from the 190th floor to the first floor from the slide in the living room.

…… That's right, it's sliding down the slide, the base city is a square meter of land that can't wait to be stuffed into tens of thousands of people, the beehive is generally built to hundreds of floors, thousands of meters high, the elevator is impossible to meet the needs of residents, so the simpler and more convenient slide has become the first choice for this kind of residential building.

Don't worry about the problem that the slide is too fast and prone to accidents, this is a 3001 maglev slide technology, and the safety performance is guaranteed.

The first three floors of the low-rent residential building where Guhan is located have been opened up into various commercial real estate, and the Fusheng Tea House is the only place where you can talk quietly in these three floors, but the price is abnormal, a cup of black tea, an hour, it takes a full 100 yuan, which is not comparable to 100 yuan in 2000, almost 100 yuan in 1990.

Gu Han saw at a glance the dead friend sitting by the window, facing the table, with his head bored, not knowing what he was playing.

"Stinky toad, what are you playing?" Gu Han made it to the opposite side of the die-hard party, and by the way, he glanced at the picture projected on the personal terminal on the desktop, which turned out to be a gentleman's mobile game.

"I'm feeding my wife radium...... Since she reached level 100 and had to eat me a thousand aluminum ...... a meal, I couldn't support her anymore. The toad said with a sad face. Toad is playing a nuclear weapon anthropomorphic game, which is currently the hottest mobile game on the market.

"Then give me your wife, I'll raise her," Gu Han said with a smile.

"Don't, if you want to dare to beat my wife, I'll fight with you." The toad made a fierce expression at Gu Han, then took the game back, and took a sip of black tea beautifully, "Say, what do you want to drink, I'll ask the waiter to bring it over." ”

"Old, a cup of green tea. But let's talk about it, you have a treat for this cup of tea today. ”

"Okay, what a big deal, I'll treat you!!" The toad patted his chest very generously and agreed.

"Song Hama, you can do it, you have become so generous." Gu Han was very surprised and said, this toad has always been a stingy ghost, eating a piece of organic pork can be talked about by him for about a month, today he actually agreed to a treat so generously, what a miracle.

"Cut, tell you, sour popsicle, grandpa, I'm not the poor toad I used to be, grandpa, I'm a rich toad with a lot of money now!!" The toad raised his head and stood up, full of pride, a picture of defeating the inferior gentry and local tyrants, and the poor middle peasants stood up from then on.

"Looks like you're making a lot of money in the game!" There is no need to guess, Gu Han knows that this toad must have made money in the game, otherwise in reality, he will only have a ghost if he can make money with his extreme attitude towards life.

"That's right, you don't know about sour popsicles, I recognized an old and awesome big sister in the game, or a super beauty, since I followed her, I eat toads deliciously, good sword girls, beautiful girls teasing, it's like heaven on earth, I tell you, wait for the game to go online, you add me as a friend immediately, I'll introduce the eldest sister to you, and from then on we will be a comrade in the trench." After a few words, Song Hama exposed his original purpose of pulling Guhan into the gang.

"Don't go!" Gu Han didn't hesitate for a second, and directly refused, "You know my temperament, I can't get along with your eldest sister." ”

"Don't, you don't know, the game "Sword Lady OL" is a game that brushes copies, fights crusades, and restores homes, and there is no reliable team, so don't even think about it. Gu Han, let me tell you, my eldest sister is a real person, she is beautiful, skilled and superb, and she commands one by one, I promise you that in the future, our team will definitely become the top 100 super sword sect on the list. ”

Song Hama said with spittle, but Gu Han on the other side turned a deaf ear, picked up the green tea he had just delivered, tasted it in small sips, and used his hand to cover the saliva flying from Song Hama's mouth from time to time.

Song Hama talked nonsense for a long time, and seeing that Gu Han was still unmoved, he gritted his teeth and decided to break out a few fierce news to deter this awesome guy.

"I'm telling you secretly, don't tell anyone!" Song Hama leaned close to Gu Han's ear and whispered, "Our eldest sister has successfully coordinated with the eighty-eighth Sunset Sword on the "Famous Sword Record", and she is now a famous sword-level sword wielder. On the list of famous swords, the one hundred and ninety-seventh powerhouse is our eldest sister. ”

"Famous Sword Record", is compiled by the good deeds on the forum of the famous sword level swordsman ranking, this has taken more than 500 years, hundreds of revisions before and after, all sword holders are basically recognized, basically no objection to the ranking, the accuracy is as high as 95%. Correspondingly, there are also the "Ancient Sword Record" of the ancient sword-level sword girl, the sword-level "Sword Record", the "Spirit Sword Record" of the Spirit Sword level, the "Fairy Sword Record" of the fairy sword level, and the last "Emperor Sword Record"

"Famous Sword Record" is the ranking of famous sword-level sword girls, and the "Famous Sword List" is the ranking of existing famous sword-level sword holders, which is divided into real and virtual lists. The real list is the ranking of the famous sword-level sword bearers in reality, and the virtual list is the ranking of the famous sword-level sword holders in the game.

"Oh, Sunset Sword, the one hundred and ninety-seventh, that's amazing!!" Gu Han praised insincerely, "But I still have the seventeenth Yue King Goujian Sword of the "Famous Sword Record". Toad, I don't want to repeat it, no one can be my boss of the cold cold, not even the eldest sister. ”

"Sour popsicle, with your broken talent, you still want to have the Yue Wang Goujian Sword! Come on, you! So don't give your brother my face? Song Hama directly thought that Gu Han was bragging, and he didn't expect that this guy really got the Yue Wang Goujian Sword in his hand. He was still very dissatisfied and said, "Brother, I'm looking for you to join the gang, don't you want to be brothers together in the game in the future, and work together?" Get rich together? Become a true sword wielder together? Sour popsicles, we're not good brothers yet!! ”

"Of course you are my brother!" Gu Han put down the green tea, and his face was sincere, "Without you as a brother, there would be no me Gu Han, you will always be my brother." ”

"Okay, then you will be with my brother and I and fight together." The toad took advantage of the momentum and pursued

"Of course it's okay to fight together. Toad, you can form a team with me, fight together, and build a sword sect together, why do you have to be under that inexplicable big sister head? ”

"............" The toad stopped talking, and looked at Gu Han with inexplicable and helpless eyes, "You really don't want to join my current team?" ”

"If your eldest sister is willing to join my team, it's not impossible."

"Your sister, you are a rookie ancient sword-level sword bearer, and you have a wool team."

"After a while, I will have it, with my ability to fix the cold, do you still think I can't pull a team?"

"I said you ......" The toad wanted to say something more, but at this moment, his arm was numb, and a very hot Internet comedy sounded on his personal terminal, "My eldest sister is coming to communicate, and I'll talk to you later, I'll take a communication first." ”

Unlike the telephone in the 21st century, the communication of the 31st world can be completely communicated at the level of the cranial nerves, and there is no need to make any sound.

"Come on, plus if you don't join the team I am now, my eldest sister wants to talk to you face-to-face, you have to give me this face!"

"This is okay, make an appointment with a time and place, I'll go with you"

"Right now, let's go to your house and enter the game immediately, and I'll take you to meet the eldest sister."