Chapter 790: Poor Auntie
"Stupid Gu Han, what do you call me?" The poor who slipped out of the rapture looked at Gu Han with a confused expression. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Borrow your face" Gu Han patted Qing Poor's head, and then hugged Qing Poor upright, so that Qing Poor's face was facing Gu Xuanwu's face, "You come to recognize, is this your poor aunt." ”
"This??" Gu Xuanwu stared at the poor face carefully several times with big eyes, and then shook his head, "I can't remember, it seems that I have just turned one year old at that time, and I can't remember what Aunt Qing's appearance looks like at all!" ”
"Isn't that for nothing?" Yi Tianleng snorted, "I said Gu Han, where was your previous ruthlessness?" If you want me to be more direct, if you are very curious about this Yuan Yuan's background and think that she is really your daughter, I have a way to force her to tell her where her mother is. If you don't want to know, or feel that this is not your daughter at all, then kill her with a sword, clear and quiet, isn't Yuan Yan originally used to kill? ”
"Then I'll leave it to you, find a way to force her to tell her where her mother is!" Gu Han nodded, ready to let go and hand it over to Yitian to do. It's just that Gu Han didn't expect that Yitian actually had the talent of extorting confessions by torture, does she have this skill in her personality?
"Wait! I just can't see it, but I can smell it! Gu Xuanwu's eyes widened and he said loudly.
"Smell? What do you mean? Yi Tianleng paused.
"Literally!" Gu Xuanwu was still calm: "When I was a child, I was locked up in a very small place with Aunt Qing for a long time, and I was crowded with Aunt Qing. It was very dark and I was very young, so I couldn't see the poor aunt's face. But the body fragrance of the poor aunt has always been on my nose, even after so many years, I still haven't forgotten, that smell seems to linger in my mind, as long as I smell it, I can know if she is my poor aunt. ”
"......" Yitian didn't know what to say, the matter of poverty was not something she could call the shots, without Gu Han's permission, who would dare to let the poor smell to an inexplicable woman!
So Yitian turned his head to look at Gu Han's face. Gu Han hesitated for a while, but still handed the poverty in his hand forward, and the poor little face was directly attached to Gu Xuanwu's face.
"Wow! Guhan, what are you going to do...... Wow......" I felt the inexplicable poverty and screamed for a while.
On the other hand, Gu Xuanwu completely let go of his indifferent image and began to stick to the poor like an idiot. And Gu Xuanwu's first choice was the poor neck...... This is where the human sweat glands are more developed, and the contact area with the air is not much, so the body odor can be maintained a little more.
"That's the taste......" This is not what Gu Xuanwu said, but what Gu Han saw from Gu Xuanwu's face. At the moment when Gu Xuanwu smelled the poor body fragrance, this seemed to be completely intoxicated with the poor body fragrance, and the's attributes were instantly max.
"Help...... Isn't that weird...... Why do you want to sniff around on poverty...... Help, it's so itchy to be poor...... Solid cold helps...... No...... Don't lick the poor with your tongue! Qing Poor was like a helpless toy, waving his two fat little hands and shouting, trying to resist.
When Qing Poor said don't use his tongue, Gu Han finally couldn't help it, how could he move his mouth? If you say it's good, you smell it!
Gu Han immediately pulled Qing Poverty back, pulled Qing Poverty back into his arms, and the strength of his hand to grasp Qing Poverty instinctively loosened. Qing Poor took the opportunity to break free from the control of Gu Han's palm, crawling on Gu Han's body like a monkey, and crawled into his nursery bag in the blink of an eye, and then the whole person hid in it and shivered, never showing his head.
"By the way, I remember, Aunt Qing has said in my ear countless times that the baby bag or something, is this the legendary artifact?" Gu Xuanwu's eyes were burning and staring at the poor baby bag on Gu Han's chest, Gu Han even doubted, if the conditions permitted, maybe this Gu Xuanwu wanted to enter Gu Han's baby bag to experience it.
"Ahem!" Yitian coughed, interrupting Gu Xuanwu's obsession, "You smell it, it's time to tell us an answer." Otherwise, I want you to experience the ten tortures of our big man!! ”
Yitian is the sword of Cao Cao, the prime minister of the Han Dynasty, so it is not surprising that there will be ten tortures of the Han Dynasty, and there is nothing to complain about.
"The rich milk fragrance is like the fragrance of lotus flowers all over the sky in the early morning, and there is a faint hot spring-like feeling in it, but this is the taste of the poor aunt in my memory, I can't imagine that I can really see the poor aunt in my lifetime!" Gu Xuanwu said with emotion.
"It's really comprehensive!" When Gu Han heard this, he couldn't help but start to recall the taste of poverty in his memory. If you taste it carefully, it seems that it is indeed like what Gu Xuanwu said...... What should I do, Gu Han really wants to sneak out of poverty now, and he can smell it thoroughly inside and out.
"Forget it, smell it when you go to bed tonight! It's so inconvenient here. Gu Han silently glanced at Qing Poor, who was trembling on his chest, and Qing Poor suddenly felt a chill in his body, trembling even more.
"Looks like you're really my dad!" Gu Xuanwu raised his head and looked at Gu Han deeply, "I didn't expect my father to look like this, I'm really sorry!" ”
"I'm not your father, you're not my daughter, and you're just a Yuan Yuan to me now. I have to figure out all the circumstances before I can make a judgment, you know? Gu Han snorted, he didn't like to accept this daughter who suddenly appeared.
In any era, no one can accept that an eighteen-year-old man suddenly has a daughter who looks a little older than himself...... But if there is an extra blonde and blue-eyed two- or three-year-old cute Lori daughter, I think most otaku are willing, even if they are not biological...... No, it should be that Ba has to be biological, even if he wears a hat, he can be happy.
"You're my daddy!" This time it was Gu Xuanwu's turn to be unswerving, "My mother said that only my father can have the Poverty Sword, and it is impossible for the rest of the people to have the Poverty Sword." As long as he is the sword bearer of the Poor Sword, then this person must be my father! ”
"......" Gu Han stopped talking. On the contrary, Yi Tian on the side said eagerly, "This is good, what a good scene of father and daughter meeting?" It's almost time to catch up with the scene when Zhang Sanfeng and Zhang Wuhen met, an old man in his 100s was crying with tears, I thought Zhang Wuji was Zhang Sanfeng's illegitimate son...... No, it's an illegitimate great-grandson. ”
"Zhang Sanfeng knows that he is the registered disciple of Taishang Laojun and the founder of the Wudang lineage, and maybe it has a lot to do with "Xuantian Nine Swords", but who is this Zhang Wuji? I've never heard of it! Gu Han thought silently.
I only heard Yitian continue to say, "By the way, when Zhang Wuji saw Zhang Sanfeng, he kowtowed a hundred times. When you see your long-lost father, do you have to kowtow a few times? "Yitian is wicked.
"No, before my mother forgives him, do I really recognize him as my father!" Gu Xuanwu raised his head and said disdainfully.
"Then what are you doing just now calling Dad like that......" Yitian snorted.
I didn't want Yitian's voice to fall, and the betta's voice rang out again, "Wait, do you mean that there is already a ...... There is a ......" Betta had a long time, and then asked Yitian stupidly, "Yitian, what is the name of my brother's daughter?" ”
"I don't know, you're such a fool...... Of course, my brother's daughter is called ...... Called ...... "Yitian scolded the betta fish for being stupid before, but now it's his turn to sit on wax, and he can't say it when he gets stuck in his throat for a long time."
Betta glanced at Yi Tian with great disdain, and then looked at the other swordsmen for help. As a result, the rest of the sword girls said that the sky is very blue today, the trees here are very lush, and there are actually eight stars on the back of the seven-star ladybug here, anyway, no one can answer the question of the betta.
"Niece ......" The last answer to Betta was not the other swordsmen, but the three Yuan Yan who came out of the other side of the forest.
One of the male Yuan Yan was wearing a suit, but unfortunately this suit seemed to be too small, and his figure was too tall, so most of his ankles were exposed.
The other male, Yuan Yan, is the opposite, petite, wearing a small orange leather coat, and his appearance as a beautiful man, just like some members of the Kimchi Country boy group.
The only woman of the three wore a fur coat, which was so extravagant that it seemed to be made of bear fur, making people feel hot at first glance...... It's not the sexy heat, but the body that looks at the fluffy fur and feels unbearable.
"Hey, big-faced cat, why are you here?" Betta looked at the beautiful man Best curiously and asked, the moment Best heard the nickname of the big-faced cat, the whole person felt like he wanted to collapse.
I knew that he wouldn't show Betta the precious cartoon VCD that he had collected for a long time before the big destruction, but now it's okay, the big-faced cat has become his exclusive name. God is pitiful, where is his face bigger?
Everyone has guessed that these three Yuan Yuan who suddenly appeared are not other Yuan Yuan, they are Gu Han's good fighters, the three gods of Egypt.
"They were called by me," Gu Han then said, "There is not much time left until the Eighth Academy Conference, and I can't delay it any longer, so I can only hand over this Yuan Yan to the three of them to take care of first." ”
"Hehe, little princess Xuanwu, don't be afraid, Sister Isis will take care of you!" Isis squatted down, touched Gu Xuanwu's little face, and said with a smile.
"Wait...... Did you tell Isis that this Yuan Yan is called Gu Xuanwu? Gu Han glanced at the three Isis deeply, very good, this is interesting.
(To be continued.) )