Chapter 637: The World of Manhood! (a)
Jiang Hengyu, who was deformed, took great pains to make Gu Yu stink, "went deep behind enemy lines" all the way, and through various commotion operations, as well as his hard power on the basketball court, he passed the test and finally came to the United States and came to the last level.
Facing Gu Yu, the person he hated the most, Jiang Hengyu pretended to greet Gu Yu warmly, and when he reported his ID, countless follow-up plans were already in place, so he waited for Gu Yu to respond warmly and start his revenge.
However, Gu Yu's sentence of "no impression" made Jiang Hengyu completely frozen in place.
"Holy, this ...... It's really embarrassing......"
For a while, the Sacramento Kings team center lounge was filled with an extremely embarrassing atmosphere. From the players to the staff to the escorts on the team's side, everyone had a completely frozen smile on their faces, and they didn't know what to do.
The crux of the matter is that with the level of interaction between these players and Gu Yu on weekdays, it is impossible for Gu Yu not to know them.
Something must have gone wrong here!
"Uh, that's it......"
The ground pick-up on the American side, apparently the dog pounce staff who had contacted Gu Yu before, scratched his head, came to his colleagues, and said with some embarrassment: "What about the golfers, I introduced it to my cousin, but my cousin signed it directly without even looking at it, saying that he still had 500 three-point points to finish, so he got up and ran away." ”
"Hmm......" Everyone nodded, it was indeed Gu Yu's style......
Uh, no, isn't there still a video?? The cousins of the players have watched the game video, and a few of the nine people don't recognize it, but it is impossible that none of them are not impressed!
Someone raised this question, and the ground continued to scratch his head in embarrassment: "What about the video...... I watched it, but my cousin was too busy, and it was 10 o'clock in the evening after training, and I watched it while eating a nutritious meal, and I was looking at the beef on the plate for the first half of the period, and the second half of the ......"
"What's wrong with the second half???" The crowd asked.
"In the second half, my cousin fell asleep......"
There was a plop, and everyone passed out.
"That's not going to work!" The choreographer was anxious, looked at the embarrassing scene in front of him, and said anxiously: "The effect of such a show is so bad, it makes my cousin seem to care about the fans very much, and the effect will be very bad when it is broadcast, and I will recruit my cousin to black!" ”
"yes, how do you look at this picture!" A cameraman also shook his head and said: "An embarrassing comparison, staring at each other with big eyes, and fans sticking their hot faces to their cousin's cold skin stocks, it's just a negative report!" ”
"This ...... Hurry up and remind my cousin?? An editor came up with an idea and said: "Tell him, for the sake of the show, let him really not know, and pretend to know, a warm welcome??" ”
"It's okay, but the problem is ......" Another choreographer said with a sad face: "Remind my cousin of this kind of thing, who dares to go??" ”
This......
Everyone fell silent, glancing at Gu Yu's eyes that could kill people, it would be good if he didn't retreat under his feet, who would dare to step forward??
"Alas, it's my job mistake, or I'll come......" In the end, he compromised, lowered his head, and walked forward as if he was going to die.
"Now, why do I say, I don't know you? You must be curious, surprised, and even disappointed in me, thinking that I don't take you seriously, are you? But I say this for a reason. ”
Just when everything is going to go on, and the show is about to crash here.
Gu Yu spoke.
"Of course I remember you, I've read all your information, and I've been following the game of the King of Passers-by, not to mention your ID and appearance, and even your style of the court, I know it very well."
As he spoke, Gu Yu got up, walked in front of Fat Dun, looked up and down, a smile rose at the corner of his mouth, and said: "Keel porridge, although he is a fat man, he has flexible ball control, imaginative passing, and his vision is quite good among amateur golfers, and he also has a hand in long-range shooting, so he is a good court commander." ”
"Ahh!!h The fat dun named dragon bone porridge is called a touch, and the idol in his heart actually remembers his ball style, and he was excited to pee his pants on the spot.
"But your shortcomings are also obvious." However, as soon as Gu Yu changed his words, the smile on the corner of his mouth disappeared instantly, and he said coldly: "Your finishing ability under the basket is not good, you have a body of meat, but you have a bad confrontation, and you don't control your diet, which causes you to be unable to keep up with your speed and have no breakthrough." If you can't open up space on the offensive end, how useful your passing is? At your speed, can you defend against the speed-type backfield? As the team's first line of defense, the point guard is the most important existence in defense, and your point is directly burst by the opponent, how much effort does your teammates have to make up for your mistakes, do you understand? Yes??! ”
"I'm ......!" Fat Dun was stunned in an instant, his little eyes blinked, he couldn't say a word, and finally lowered his head and looked at the floor under his feet, for the first time, he felt that he was useless on the basketball court.
"You're much better, you're called...... Brother Mask, right? After a squirt, Gu Yu paced to a sturdy young man wearing a mask.
"Uh-huh, yes, yes, yes! That's me! The mask boy was immediately excited, and nodded as if pounding garlic: "I wore a mask in the final and killed my opponent to win the championship, so everyone gave me this title!" ”
"Uh-huh, I have an impression of that game." Gu Yu nodded, and the smile on the corner of his mouth rose: "Coquettish in ball control, fast frequency of action, first-class ball sense, rich finishing means under the basket, and medium and long-distance shooting are also quite spectrum." It is rare to be an amateur golfer, with a height of 190, a weight of 190, and it is not fat, and the strength confrontation is good, which shows that he usually pays attention to his physical exercise, and this spirit is very good! ”
"My cousin has won a prize! Thanks for the compliment, cousin! Brother Mask's excited head was about to hit the ground.
"And what I appreciate about you is that you dare to make moves, you are not afraid of mistakes, no matter how tight the opponent's defense is, the actions you want are not ambiguous at all, you are bold to do it, you are bold to change the rhythm, and you are shaking." Gu Yu continued to praise: "And on the premise that the physical fitness is superior in most cases, I don't rely on the body to be tough, but try to conquer the opponent with technology, which is very chivalrous, not bad!" ”
"I, I, I, I ......" Brother Mask felt that he was really a good person, and he could actually hear "good" twice from his cousin's mouth, and said incoherently excitedly: "I usually watch your videos every day, and I like your unrestrained breakthrough style!" I adore you!! ”
Saying that, Brother Mask made a demonstration of dribbling action in a reductive manner, although there was no ball in his hand, it could be seen that the ball sense and basic skills were indeed first-class among amateur golfers.
"Look at you! That's what you do! While doing the action, Brother Mask didn't forget to pat himself on the back: "This is the dribbling action when you broke through at the last moment of the game against the Thunder, I studied for two whole months, practiced countless times, and finally found the essence!" ”
"Whew!"
Gu Yu said a word, so frightened that Brother Mask almost ran away on the spot.
"Watch my video? Yes?? Learn my moves? Yes??! Find the essence? Yes?!!! ”
was beaten by Gu Yu three times "Ah", Brother Mask froze in place, and he didn't dare to take a breath.
"Let me ask you, what the are you watching? Isn't it the kind with an AVI ending? Or is it the 'ball control technique' played by the islanders??! The smile on the corner of Gu Yu's mouth disappeared instantly, and he glared at Brother Mask and said viciously: "It's a nice thing to say, learn my movements." In my movements, did you teach you to steal steps?? Did you teach you to flip your wrist twice? Teach you to only break through from the three-point line three threats? I'm the NBA scoring champion with your sidekicks? Yes?!! ”
"I ...... I'm ...... My ......"
"You, you, you big garlic!" Interrupting Brother Mask's hesitation sharply, Gu Yu said: "Your actions, in the regular arena, the referee blows you to doubt life, do you know?" will only start to attack with three threats at the three-point line, and in a regular heads-up game, starting from the middle circle, you will be a fart with three threats? What is the shooting percentage of three points in the middle circle? Do people know how to bird you? Yes?! ”
, it's really a needle and needle, and there is no love left at all!
Everyone at the scene nodded while listening, Gu Yu's analysis of Brother Mask was called a vicious and accurate, this is the most criticized problem of Brother Mask!
"You also learn from me as a human ball, I think you only learned Lao Tzu's pretending ratio!" Gu Yu stretched out his hand and took off Brother Mask's mask and threw it aside: "If the game is a little uncomfortable, I will lose my temper, I have learned my temper, have you learned my strength to speak?" Yes?!! ”
Brother Mask was speechless when Gu Yu sprayed him, and the whole person was stunned in place as if he was broken, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time.
"Poof...... Ha ha...... Belch...... Cousin!!! Not far away, a golfer who had long been unhappy with Brother Mask couldn't help laughing, and after laughing for a few words, he felt a shadow appear in front of him, and looked up, Mom, Gu Yu!
"And you! You ...... guy."
In the next ten minutes, Gu Yu sprayed one by one, and the amateur masters were convinced, and every comment was suffocating accurately, and no one could refute half of the sentence.
Everyone at the scene was in a state of confusion, only Jiang Hengyu was in a hurry, waiting left and right, but he couldn't wait for Gu Yu to spray himself.
Just when Jiang Hengyu couldn't wait a little and was about to take the initiative to ask for help, go to Gu Yu to be sprayed.
Gu Yu finally finished commenting on the remaining eight players and came to Jiang Hengyu.
"Feather VS Feather ......?" Looking at Jiang Hengyu, Gu Yu's eyes were full of suspicion.
"Uh...... Yes, yes, it's me, it's me! Jiang Hengyu was a little drumming in his heart, wasn't he seen by Gu Yu that he was a deformed man, right? ? This is not scientific!
However, Gu Yu's next sentence made Jiang Hengyu immediately spit out three liters of blood and fall to the ground.
"Well......" Zai looked at Jiang Hengyu carefully for a long time, Gu Yu finally shook his head and walked away disdainfully: "Still not impressed." ”
“…… Hahahahaha! ”
In everyone's undisguised laughter, Jiang Hengyu really wanted to......
And this deafening dismount is just the first good show after these players met Gu Yu.