451, dry this cup of fresh poisonous milk!

April 1 is April Fool's Day.

On this day of celebration, Lonshit attended the pre-race press conference.

Sitting next to him was Bayern coach Heynckes, and on the other side were Juventus manager Antonio Conte and veteran goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon.

Because of his straightforward temper and what he has to say, Conte was nicknamed Kong Er stunned by domestic fans, and at Bayern's home stadium, he certainly deserves his nickname.

"Bayern Munich is the defending champions, they also won the Bundesliga title eight rounds in advance, and they are also the team with the most goals in the whole of Europe, their super core Ronshette is a two-time Ballon d'Or winner, more than 100 goals last year, and there are top players such as Ribery, Robben, Gomez, Schweinsteiger, Lahm, Muller, Kroos, as well as the increasingly stable top defenders such as Boateng, Bad Stuber, Alaba, Gustavo, Neuer, etc. Bayern Munich is undoubtedly the only top-class club in football today......"

His speech would have led one to think that he wanted to kneel at the feet of Heynckes and Ronshert and sing "Conquest......

"I'm not suspicious, I'm not showing weakness and setting off a smokescreen, because everyone knows that what I'm saying is the truth, and in today's football, no team can compare with Bayern, whether it's the opponents of the Bundesliga, or the giants of other leagues, they can't shake their dominance, even Barcelona and Real Madrid."

"As an Italian manager, although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that this is the era of Bayern Munich, Bayern is the real Cosmos team! They are stronger than the Dream Team of Barcelona and the Galacticos of Real Madrid! ”

Conte undoubtedly took the sycophants to the extreme, and even Heynckes, who was old in the rivers and lakes, knew that the other party was killing him, but he could only smile with a smile on his face.

yes, who is Antonio Conte?

When he was a player, he was the main force and captain of Juventus, the most direct witness of the Juventus dynasty, and he can also be called a famous figure in the entire Italian football world.

Not to mention...... Isn't what he said the truth?!

Bayern have contributed close to 20 super scores in these two seasons, and such a dominant performance that even the once-prosperous Barcelona Dream Team can't do!

The fierceness of Longshut's firepower is even more unparalleled and shocking to the world, even Germany's most powerful bomber, Gerd Müller, and the Argentine king Messi can only be seen in the dust!

With super overall strength and super individual performance, such Bayern is definitely the strongest cosmic team in history!

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"As the coach said, Bayern are an extremely strong opponent, especially since this season, they are a symbol of invincibility."

Buffon took over Conte's microphone and was equally impressed by tomorrow's opponents:

"When I saw that the little guys born in the 90s, such as Ronshit, Kroos, and Alaba, have gradually become the main players of the giants, I tell myself, Gyan, you are old! This is the age of young people!

I used to text Casillas a few days ago and I said: Hi Igor, you've played against the Chinese dragon many times, now it's my turn, can you teach me how to defend his shots? Guess how he replied to me? ”

Buffon almost thought of the press conference as telling a story to a child in a kindergarten, but no one expressed impatience, not even Ronschette himself wanted to hear him finish the story.

Just listen to Buffon spread his hands:

"He told me, Gian, you can close your eyes and defend him in your dreams, but I hope you don't wake up from nightmares......"

There was a clear burst of laughter in the venue, and Long Shute couldn't help but laugh as well.

I can't even dream of being able to defend myself...... This is already the highest compliment to yourself, right?

Since Juve's generals praised it so much, Long Shute was embarrassed to say anything more.

He can only pay tribute to the old-timers with goals in tomorrow's game!

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April 2nd.

As on every match day, the stands around the Allianz Arena were once again packed.

Nearly a third of the way through the game, the scores of both sides were recorded on the big screen:

1-0。

It was not Ronshit, not Franck Ribery, Kroos, Mandzukic, Muller who opened the scoring for Bayern, but left wing-back Alaba and the Austrian teenager fired a powerful shot from 30 meters away from the goal just 20 seconds after the opening 20 seconds, Juve's side did not react at all, and Buffon could only watch the football refracted on Vidal's lap and then jumped into a theoretical corner......

Arjen Robben had some mild muscle discomfort before the game, so he was temporarily replaced by Kroos in the starting position, which seemed to affect Bayern's wide attack - after all, the two are completely different styles, Kroos prefers to pass the ball and does not like to sprint frequently, while Robben uses active running to create chances, and if it is not for a tight defense or a particularly good position for Lonsette, he will not pass the ball in principle......

Juve's midfield centrepiece Andrea Pirlo remembered what happened two seasons ago.

He was still at AC Milan at the time, and he thought he would retire from Milan.

At that time, he had Ibrahimovic, Pato, Robinho, Boateng and Seedorf in front of him, and Gattuso, Nesta, Silva, Zambrotta and Abbiati behind him......

Such a set of Serie A champion lineups, but planted a big heel in Ajax led by Longshute and Suarez!

At that time, Ronshit was already the best defensive midfielder in the Eredivisie, and in order to limit Milan's attack, he even retreated to the back line at one point to deal with Milan's attacking core, the Swedish god Tayyib.

In that season's Champions League, Ajax knocked AC Milan out of the group stage, and Andrea Pirlo had already seen the horror of the number eight.

After only two seasons without a fight, when Pirlo encountered Longshute again, this young man who still had a hint of youth had grown to a realm that Pirlo could not imagine!

Juventus' midfield is not strong: in addition to Pirlo, there are also three generals, Vidal, Marchisio, and Peruso, all three of whom are tough and offensive and defensive, but none of them can stop the progress of Lonjut!

In front of a superpower like Bayern, Conte would never let all three midfielders defend the same player, which would allow the rest of Bayern's players to press forward without pressure. But if you only use one-on-one defensive tactics, then Longshut will be unstoppable......

Barzagli was pinned down by Ribery, Bonucci and Chiellini had to keep an eye on Mandzukizi and Muller, while another defender, Lichtsteiner, had to keep an eye on Kroos, who replaced Robben, and when Ronjut broke through between Marchisio and Vidal in the 32nd minute with a series of changes of direction and fired a furious shot from the top of the box, there was no one to interfere with his shot!

"Bang!"

The soccer ball hit the top corner of the goal like a cannonball, and that position was almost theoretically an absolute dead end!

Long Shute had just raised his hands, ready to celebrate his expansion of the score, but a black figure flew up in the air!

Number 1!

Buffon!

He soared into the air with almost incredible reflex speed, and stopped Long Shute's burst with a block-like motion!

He looked at Long Shute standing at the top of the arc of the forbidden area in the air, and a confident smile seemed to appear on the corner of his mouth.

Want to score in the goal that Gianluigi Buffon is guarding?

You're too young, little one!