Chapter 599: Drunk

"Huh." Wu Yu rolled his eyes and continued to drive, he couldn't even look in the rearview mirror to easily guess Shao Zeyang's under-beaten expression, "You better keep your mouth shut, I'm really scared sometimes and can't help beating you." ”

"Oh, why are you so violent, can't you learn to be a little calmer, you look at other people's Gu Xing, they never talk about those useless things, I'm right, old Gu." Shao Zeyang squinted his eyes, looked at Gu Xing and said with a smile.

"If I beat him, will anyone stop me?" Gu Xing turned his head expressionlessly and glanced at Wu Yu and asked.

"No, and I'll cheer you on." Wu Yu had a serious face, glanced at Shao Zeyang in the rearview mirror, and grinned lightly, "Of course, if you need a kitchen knife, just tell me, I will definitely help." ”

"Hey, hey, how can you two do this!" Wu Yu slapped the chair in the back seat and yelled.

"Why can't this be?" Wu Yu took out a lighter from his pocket, lit the cigarette in his mouth, and took a puff gently, "Only Guanzhou is allowed to set fires and the people are not allowed to light the lamps?" Why didn't you do this earlier when you swept back? It's late. ”

Wu Yu snorted softly twice, and flicked the cigarette ash, "When are you going to kill him, I will buy a woven bag and prepare it with a stick, and I believe that they will also be very interested in Dongyue, especially Wei Hao, he has been muttering about killing Shao Zeyang for seven or eight years." I'm sure he'll be very happy this time. ”

"Well, after all, his long-standing wish is about to come true, and I'm sure he'll be very happy." The two of them were chatting about unnutritious topics in front of each other, Shao Zeyang was alone in the back, and his face became darker every time the two of them talked about a topic.

Along the way, for three or four hours, the mouths of the two people did not stop, and Feng Xuanxuan pricked up his ears and listened with great interest to the two people turning out Shao Zeyang's childhood memories that can be described as unbearable, one after another.

"Can you two stop talking?" Shao Zeyang's face was dark, because these two people had even talked about elementary school, and he secretly went into the women's toilet to see what was different from the men's toilet, but he was caught by the head teacher.

Shao Zeyang's even is already black at the bottom of the pot at this moment, he looked at the two people in front of him, he really had an urge to scold, he really wanted to ask these two people, whether they were two people he had known since childhood, and they would tell all their ugly things at all.

"What are you doing, why are you so fierce." Wu Yu glanced at the latter, "Isn't this the shouting you just now?" ”

"Brother, I was wrong, I know it's okay to be wrong." Shao Zeyang looked at Wu Yu pitifully, "I beg you not to say it, really, especially don't tell Chen Xi about these things in the future." ”

"Oh, don't tell Chen Xi." Wu Yu smacked his lips gently, "If you do this, it depends on your performance in the future." ”

"Hey... One misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred. Shao Zeyang raised his face and sighed softly, "Heaven, earth, if there is an afterlife, don't let me meet these two people, it's really a crime." ”

"If you don't want to die, I suggest you shut up." Wu Yu rolled his eyes lightly at Shao Zeyang and said.

Sure enough, the words fell. Shao Zeyang sat honestly in the back seat, and he didn't dare to let a fart stay there honestly. Feng Xuanxuan glanced at the man next to him who was suddenly honest, and couldn't help laughing.

"Hey, what's the matter with you, don't laugh! Serious! Shao Zeyang glared at Feng Xuanxuan fiercely.

"Haha, no, you make me laugh for a while." Looking at the serious expression on Shao Zeyang's face, Feng Xuanxuan finally couldn't help but burst out laughing, "It's really not good, my stomach hurts." ”

The two of them quarreled in the back row, Wu Yu and Gu Xing in front shook their heads helplessly, it was already more than one o'clock in the morning when they returned to Shi's house, and they had not come back to Song Cheng yet, so it was estimated that they would have to wait for a while.

"Do you want to wait for them together?" Watching Wu Yu park the car, Gu Xing leaned against the wall and asked casually.

"No need, hurry up and go to bed, I'll pack my things and leave tomorrow morning." Wu Yu got out of the car, hesitated, and threw the car key into the car, this was originally the territory of the Shi family, and the car should not be stolen even if it is not locked, not to mention that the car door is also broken, so even if it is locked, it seems to be useless.

"Well, then you should go to bed early, too." Gu Xing nodded, glanced at Feng Xuanxuan, who was still standing aside, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and did not speak, as for Shao Zeyang, it is estimated that he would have fallen asleep lying on the bed snoring now.

"Okay, I got it." Wu Yu nodded and glanced at Feng Xuanxuan, "Aren't you going to sleep?" ”

"Not sleepy yet." Feng Xuanxuan shook his head and stretched out his pretty little hand, "Give me a cigarette." ”

"You still smoke?" Wu Yu glanced at Feng Xuanxuan with some surprise, but still took one out of his pocket and handed it to the latter.

"Pumped, but very little." Feng Xuanxuan shrugged his shoulders like Wu Yu, took the cigarette and skillfully sandwiched it between his fingers, and gently took a puff. The slender lips pursed slightly, and slowly exhaled the green smoke in his mouth, "I only smoke one when I have nothing to do, so I usually don't bring it on my body." ”

"That's right." Wu Yu nodded, the mobile phone in his hand vibrated slightly, Wu Yu picked it up and looked at it, "I'm going to go out, do you want to go together?" ”

"Is it convenient?" Feng Xuanxuan tilted his head slightly, and the hair on one side slipped out from behind his ear.

"I'll go to Uncle Kan and tell him we're leaving, what's inconvenient about this." Wu Yu chuckled, "Together?" ”

"Hmm." Feng Xuanxuan nodded, took a puff with a cigarette in his hand.

"Alright, stop smoking." Wu Yu took the cigarette from the latter's hand and put it on the corner of his mouth, "Do you have a habit of smoking, don't smoke this kind of thing in the future, do you hear it." ”

"Do you have a smoking addiction?" Feng Xuanxuan suddenly looked at Wu Yu and asked.

"I... No cravings. He shook his head slightly.

"Then why are you still smoking?" Feng Xuanxuan's eyes looked at Wu Yu directly.

"Because..."Wu Yu took a deep breath, "Do you know why someone doesn't get drunk when they drink?" ”

Feng Xuanxuan looked at Wu Yu and shook his head gently.

"Because his mind has long been chaotic and drunk, so even if he really cooperates, he won't feel anything unusual." Wu Yu looked at the sky and gently patted his chest.