When those words caused a burst of laughter, Zhang Xin had already reacted that something was wrong!

Especially when the history teacher asked again, Zhang Xin's forehead sweat came out in a hurry!

If he really knows Jiang Ziya in history, he can pass the test calmly at this time, but the key is that he doesn't know anything about it!

For a while, Zhang Xin couldn't wait to slap himself twice under the history teacher's puzzled gaze with a hint of dissatisfaction.

In the snickering laughter of the classmates, the history teacher was silent for a while, and Zhang Xin was also silent for a while.

It seems that after a long time, seeing that the history teacher has made it clear that he will not stop if he does not break the casserole, Zhang Xin said with a bitter face:

"That....... That Jiang Ziya's deeds ......"

"Actually, it's nothing, but it's just to bring the LinkedIn heroes to kill the king."

The history teacher's eyes lit up, this Zhang Xin seemed to have an understanding of Jiang Ziya, smiled with satisfaction, and nodded to Zhang Xin encouragingly: "Yes, there are more." ”

"And ...... And ......." Zhang Xin closed his eyes in resignation, and said stubbornly: "Also, I made a few strong countries in the big 6, and then trained a few beautiful and cute little apprentices, like Zhang Liang, who has become a genius military with his mouth, and Wu Zetian, who drags a big skirt every day to cut this and that......."

The snickering in the classroom grew louder.

At this time, the history teacher already felt that something was wrong, and asked with a dark face: "What about the famous words that Jiang Ziya said." ”

A few drops of cold sweat instantly dripped down Zhang Xin's cheeks:

"Ahem, that famous quote ......"

"Time is running out!"

The history teacher said angrily: "Time is running out, you should hurry up and say, you are wasting your classmates' class time!" ”

Zhang Xin: "People's hearts are not ancient......."

The history teacher had a black line on his face: "You waste your classmates' class time, and you are embarrassed to say that people's hearts are not ancient?" ”

Zhang Xin: "Sacrifice is necessary!" ”

The history teacher sneered: "Hehe, sacrifice is necessary? You mean everybody has to wait for you to speak? ”

Zhang Xin: "The wisher takes the bait, what a painful comprehension......"

With Zhang Xin's words, the classmates in the classroom couldn't help it completely, and for a while, countless squirting sounds sounded in the classroom, the screams of the girls, and the laughter and scolding of the boys simply made the classroom as noisy as a vegetable market!

The history teacher was also wrong at this time, and his face was as black as the bottom of a pot: "Zhang Xin, get out and stand!" ”

Zhang Xin: "The strong live, the weak die......"

.......

"The second Jiang Ziya in the national service, the first Jiang Ziya in our national service has become popular on the Internet, Xinzi, you are not bad, and now your name as the second Jiang Ziya in the country is also on fire in our school!" Wang Meng looked at Zhang Xin, who was squatting on the playground sullenly, with a playful face, and said.

"That's it, Jiang Ziya, the second in the national uniform, Xinzi, you are famous in our school." Liu Siming couldn't help but take the words and said.

", it's a shame, if I know who passed it out, I'll kill him!" Zhang Xin looked at the boys playing with a lonely face, and said impatiently.

This class is a physical education class, so at this time, Wang Meng, Liu Siming, and Ye Tian all gathered around Zhang Xin to comfort the injured boy.

It's also funny, the joke that was originally just born in this class doesn't know what's going on, in just one class, it has spread throughout the school, whether it is someone who knows Zhang Xin before or not, the first sentence of meeting is "the second Jiang Ziya god of the national costume"!

This is not the end, according to the dialogue between Zhang Xin and the history teacher, countless new versions of the dialogue have also circulated in the school, among which a dialogue with Li Bai as the protagonist is the most famous:

Chinese Teacher: Who is your favorite poet?

Zhang Xin: Li Bai.

Chinese teacher: Why do you like him?

Zhang Xin: Xi Assassin, the ultimate CD is short, the displacement is far, the catch is powerful, and it is easy to escape.

Chinese Teacher: Stop ....... Tell us about his poems that you like.

Zhang Xin: Kill one person in ten steps, and don't stay for a thousand miles.

Chinese Teacher: Anything else?

Zhang Xin: Yes.... I like this sentence the most, I will enter the wine, and the glass will not stop.

Chinese Teacher: Why? Is it concise?

Zhang Xin: You're stupid, he's going to arrest someone.

Chinese teacher: Say a poem about Li Bai's wine.

Zhang Xin: The sword of the river came from the sky, and there is wine today and drunk today.

Chinese teacher: You go out and stand for me!

Zhang Xin: Feelings~ Do you understand...

Chinese Teacher: Get out now! Don't study day by day!

Zhang Xin: If you work hard and be useful, what do you need to be a genius~

Chinese teacher: What can you do in the future?

Zhang Xin: A poem, a bucket of wine, a long song, a sword world.

Chinese Teacher:... Disappear immediately.

Zhang Xin: It's a fox, not a disaster.......

As these made-up paragraphs spread in the school, Zhang Xin became the biggest laughing stock in the school, which made him feel like he was aggrieved and burst into tears!

Therefore, Zhang Xin simply hated those classmates who spread this matter to death at the moment, and after saying a cruel word, he seemed to feel that it was not enough, Zhang Xin hatefully added: "It's so shameless, damn, there are those who make up jokes, if you let me know, I have to kill them, and that dead Li Bai joke, damn!" ”

However, today is destined to be an unfavorable day for Zhang Xin, and before Zhang Xin finished pretending to be forced, a pleasant and beautiful cheer suddenly sounded:

"Dead Sanjin, who do you say you want to kill? That Li Bai's joke was made up by me! ”

Zhang Xin was frightened, and hurriedly turned around, and then saw Liu Wen pulling Xia Wutong to stand behind him and stare at him.

Two drops of cold sweat slid across his forehead, and Zhang Xin hurriedly changed to a flattering smile: "Hey, that Li Bai's joke was made up by Wenwen, I'll just say, this joke is well made!" Terrible! ”

Liu Wen snorted: "I heard that you are going to kill me? Still scolding my family Li Bai is dead Li Bai? ”

Zhang Xin hurriedly raised his hand: "I didn't, absolutely not!" I like Li Bai the most, and sooner or later I will become the first Li Bai in the national uniform! ”

Liu Wen glared at Zhang Xin again: "Li Bai, the first in the national uniform, said last time that Li Bai would take me to fly, but as a result, he knelt for twenty-six games in a row!" ”

It seemed that she was still feeling puzzled, and Liu Wen said angrily: "If you say that you are the losing MVP in every game, it will be fine, but what the hell are you in every game 1-9-1, 2-8-1?" ”

(End of chapter)