Cristiano Ronaldo's shoulder is not the end, and such an embarrassing situation is impossible for Vardy to freeze forever. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

He asked Ferdinand for a bottle of water, opened it gently, poured it on his hand a little, and then wiped it directly on his clothes under his shoulder.

It was very clear who had soaked the red part of the Manchester United shirt, and a large water stain was clearly visible.

Not many people in the stands noticed this, and even if they did, they might not know what Vardy was up to.

Maybe it's too hot, Vardy wants to cool off!

But the fans in front of the TV could see it clearly, and from Vardy's mysterious smile, everyone had already vaguely guessed what Vardy was going to do, and they all stared at the screen expectantly.

The director was very good, he didn't cut the picture to the game at all, and kept focusing on Vardy and Ronaldo.

After doing all this, Vardy straightened his hair, brewed his emotions, and suddenly burst out and pretended to be annoyed, grabbing Ronaldo and shaking it.

Ronaldo was dreaming, and was suddenly stunned by Vardy's vigorous swaying, opened his eyes in a daze, sleepy-eyed, completely unaware of what was happening, and didn't even know where he was in a trance!

"Look at what you've done!" Vardy looked so vicious that his saliva was about to squirt on Ronaldo's face.

Ronaldo suffered a critical blow in his sleep, especially when he opened his eyes and saw a tomato murdering him, you can imagine how panicked he was!

Shocked into a cold sweat, Ronaldo finally sobered up.

"Why did I fall asleep?" Confused, as if the passage had been erased from memory.

Vardy tugged on Ronaldo's collar and yelled with a hideous expression: "You're still pretending to be with me here?" Look at the good things you've done! ”

As he spoke, Vardy pointed to his soaked jersey.

Ronaldo followed Vardy's fingers and saw clear water stains, but he didn't react at first, he was silent for a while, and after a few seconds, his brain began to work.

"I seemed to have fallen asleep on the shoulders of this thing just now, looking at the location of the water stains, is it the saliva I left behind?" Ronaldo was shocked and thought of a very frightening possibility.

This is not an ordinary disgrace, the president who has always regarded himself as an idol has been very concerned about his image since he was a child.

And now, he actually drooled on other people's clothes in public, and everyone watched it, where did this make his old face go?

At this moment, he really wanted to find a piece of tofu and kill him!

Looking at the furious Vardy, thinking of those fans with playful expressions, Ronaldo has blushed and is embarrassed.

And the fans who watched the broadcast in front of the TV really exploded, such a good show made them unable to calm down at all.

Vardy spoofed Ronaldo, got water on his jersey, and then framed Ronaldo, his acting skills exploded, and Ronaldo collapsed.

"Oscar owes Vardy a trophy!"

"Seeing Ronaldo's embarrassed and embarrassed look, I really feel sorry for him!"

"I just want to know, if Ronaldo knows the truth, will he fight with Vardy?"

"It's not hard to try, but I think it's certain to break up!"

......

Ronaldo felt that there was no way to raise his head to see people, and until the end of the game, he buried his head like an ostrich, not daring to face the eyes of others.

Vardy was very happy, watching the future domineering president being made like a little daughter-in-law in front of him, not to mention how full of a sense of accomplishment in his heart.

Well, in the future, Ozil will not have to be called a little daughter-in-law, and this nickname will belong to Ronaldo from now on.

In the end, Manchester United won by a narrow goal away from home and successfully entered the group stage of this season's Champions League.

Vardy didn't get a single minute of playing time in either qualifying game, and although he knew it would be a big deal to play in such a game, he still didn't feel comfortable mentally.

In the Champions League qualifying tournament later, I will be killed!

In fact, Vardy remembers that this season's Manchester United did not even be able to stand out in the Champions League group stage, and the team was full of internal problems.

That evening, the Champions League group stage draw ceremony took place, and the players watched the whole process from the hotel.

The moment the results were revealed, the United players had a relaxed look on their faces, and in their opinion, none of the three opponents in the group could pose a threat to them.

Villarreal, Benfica and Lille, these are the three opponents of Manchester United in the group stage.

There are no big clubs, no traditional powerhouses in the big five leagues, and it looks like UEFA wants to protect Manchester United.

Looking at the excitement of his teammates, who seemed to have appeared in the group, Vardy was really speechless.

Although it seems that the three teams are not a big threat, if the result does not change from the previous life, then the best possibility for United is to go home after the group stage.

This season's Yellow Submarine is by no means an easy one, with the old master Riquelme leading the way, the Spanish national team's midfield solution Senna, the European Golden Boot Forlan in the forward line, and the training of Peigong, it is no coincidence that they can finally reach the semi-finals of the Champions League.

Benfica have won the Champions League as many times as Manchester United, and they are also not to be underestimated, and it was they who beat Manchester United to qualify from the group and kicked the Red Devils home this season.

Of course, Lille is not a tough one, but sadly, Manchester United, who are troubled internally and externally, have not taken much advantage of them......

So Manchester United are a little bit poor and happy, obviously they don't have the strength to defy everyone right now.

In fact, Vardy feels that the reasons for United's poor results this season are actually multifaceted.

First of all, the entry of the Glazer family has led to the excitement of people, everyone is worried about the future, and it is difficult to focus all their energy on the game;

The transfer market has little investment, the recruitment is unfavorable, and when others are waving money and buying people frantically, it is obvious that Manchester United's transfer operation is criticized;

Another very important factor is that Keane and the team fell out in the middle of the season, and Manchester United's spiritual leader collapsed, which brought definitely not only a loss of results, but also a mental breakdown;

Of course, there could have been a variety of other reasons, but the final conclusion was that United's defeat was not an accident.

If you can't recognise yourself and overestimate yourself, then Manchester United may go back to the same path as before, and Vardy knows that.

Perhaps the only variable is Jamie Vardy, the only difference between United and their previous life is that they have one.

So, can you take Manchester United out of the slump?