Chapter 142: Gnome Master Craftsman Klotto-Wrench
The protagonist of the so-called wine festival is naturally a variety of beers.
In this annual festival of the Dwarven Kingdom, all the famous brewmasters of the entire Dwarven Kingdom will bring out their best works of the year for everyone to taste.
Since the dwarves and the gnomes are neighbors and have a good relationship, even the gnomes next door come to join in the fun at the wine festival.
Don had already seen many gnomes hidden among the dwarves, greeting the dwarves around them, looking as if they were in their own homes.
Strange to say, the gnomes are unbelieving natives, to be exact, their belief is the cult of big technocracy, yet they befriend the dwarves who believe in the goddess of the earth, and it is unknown how they got to this point in the first place.
Gnomes are a race that is even shorter than dwarves, and if the average height of dwarves can reach Donn's chest, dwarves are only as tall as his thighs, and it is no wonder that in front of dwarves, even Brian dares to call them dwarfs.
In Purendall, I am afraid that the lowest intelligent races are the gnomes and goblins, and they are all the natives of Purandal.
Although it was evident that the gnomes had dressed up carefully to respect their friends' holidays, they could smell the smell of lubricating oil from a long distance.
Tang En's eyes lit up when he smelled this smell, and he looked at the dwarf's eyes much more eagerly.
Lubricating oil is inseparable from the development of science and technology, so as soon as Don from the earth smells the smell of lubricating oil, he can't help but have a sense of intimacy with the dwarf.
This race, which is naturally obsessed with all kinds of construction machinery, adds a lot of fun to Plainal.
Don didn't take the liberty of talking to the gnomes, he was waiting for an opportunity to get to know the gnomes.
Because at the Wine Festival. Even the gnomes brought out their own brewed beers for the competition.
Guinness. Foamy beer. Pale beers and even various spirits such as lava beer, thunder beer, etc., which already have some rudiments of distilled liquor.
Donn was almost dazzled by the variety of beers, beer and wine were the absolute mainstream in Purandal, the variety was even more exaggerated than on Earth, and the magical world was full of all kinds of incredible things. The feeling of drinking these beers is also very special.
It's like a strong lava beer and thunder beer, the former one is hot all over the body and can even spew out the breath of fire, while after the other drinks, there will be a slight electric current beating on the body, the current is not strong, numb, like a massage, which makes people feel very comfortable.
However, what made Donn laugh the most was that he discovered that there was only one kind of beer brewed by the gnomes, and the name was actually "Oily Beer......
According to the little gnomes. Drinking this beer will lubricate the intestines and smooth bowel movements as if you had been smeared with oil......
Is this a kessel......
But what made Don stunned was that. The oil beer brewed by the dwarves is still very popular with the dwarves, so are the dwarves suffering from constipation?
At this time, Don suddenly heard a burst of cheers, and when he leaned over to see that the popular "Drunkard Contest" was in full swing.
In addition to the attractive wine tasting competition on the beer street, there is also a very famous drunkard competition, which is to fight who can drink more, and the champion who is not drunk until the end is the champion, and the reward of the champion is a one-year free drinking qualification for champion beer.
On the one hand, this is to advertise the winning beer, and on the other hand, it also satisfies the dwarves who are addicted to alcohol and drink freely, so there are a lot of people participating in the competition every time, but unfortunately there are not many who can really last to the end, and there are not many people after a few rounds at most.
I saw two dwarves standing on the platform, both of them were already red at the moment, and their beards were wet and sticky to their bodies, but they didn't care, only the existence of each other in their eyes.
The dwarf on the left laughed and patted the barrel beside him, "Colin, give up!" You're definitely no match for me! I'm Groca, the 15th consecutive champion of the Drunkard Contest! ”
"Humph! In the end, we will know who is the real champion! ”
Colin stared at Groca, in high spirits: "The free drink ticket will be in my pocket!" ”
"Humph! Do you want to ruin my free-to-drink life? Today I will convince you of defeat in the witness of the goddess! ”
Colin said proudly, "Let's start! Serve the wine! To the strongest purgatory stout! ”
"You want to drink purgatory!"
"The goddess is above! This time it's interesting! ”
"Haha, no one has ever been able to drink a full barrel of Hellstabul, can Grocka break that record?"
Hearing Colin's words, Rao is Groca's face changed: "You can't win, so you want to drag me down!?" ”
"What? Don't have the courage? ”
Groca was furious and kicked the barrel next to him: "Bring the purgatory stout!" ”
Soon two small black barrels were moved to the top of the table, which were much smaller than the previous large barrels, but seeing the gloating looks of the dwarves and gnomes around him, Don estimated that this purgatory dark beer might not be so simple.
Sure enough, as soon as they opened the lid, Don En smelled a very unpleasant pungent smell, and he was smoked back a few steps.
Don originally thought that this purgatory dark beer might be some kind of spirit, but now it seems that the reason why he can't finish drinking so much is because of this strong smell!
How do you describe the smell?
Sewer? Rotten fish? Corpse? No, it's like the smell of rotting corpses soaked in the sewers for ten days and a half and then exposed to the sun!
There is such a terrible thing in this world!?
Donn's face was horrified, the smell of this beer was probably worse than the canned Swedish herring on the earth, which is known as a biological weapon!
This thing can really be drunk!?
Soon, however, Groca and Colin's actions gave Don an answer, and they frowned. I really drank it with a keg!
Merely. Look at their pained faces. I'm afraid drinking Infernal Stout is not a pleasure at all......
"Don, you're here."
At this time, Durandon spotted Donn, and after the wedding, he changed into that armor, and now he looked much more normal.
"Where's Tess?"
"Went to the ladies' event...... Ha, this year Groca and Colin are going to challenge Purgatory Stout? It's fun to watch...... Oh, yes," Durandon snapped back to his senses. Pointing to the dwarf companion beside him, "Let me introduce you, this is the leader of the dwarf kingdom, the great craftsman Klotto. Wrench. ”
The leader of the gnome kingdom!?
Tang En was in awe, and specially lowered his body and saluted: "Salute you, Your Majesty Klotto." ”
You must know how difficult it is to develop basic physical science in this world dominated by magical forces, and the dwarfs, an indigenous race, have been able to persist with their own strength until now and have not been assimilated. It's nothing short of a miracle.
And this Kloto can become the leader of the gnomes, and his achievements in this area can be imagined.
"No, no, no." Kloto waved his hand again and again, "I'm not a king, we dwarfs don't have a king, my identity is a master craftsman, so please call me Master Kloto." ”
Durandon laughed, "The only criterion for a leader to be chosen by the gnome friends is his engineering attainments, so Kloto is the greatest engineer of all the gnomes. ”
Hearing Durandon's words, he felt that the eyes of the Kloto in front of him were full of wisdom.
In fact, in Donn's eyes, Klotto doesn't look much different from other gnomes, except that his hairstyle is even higher, and his lush hair rises to the sky, which is really attractive to the eye.
Klotto noticed Donn's gaze: "Do you think I have a good hairstyle?" ”
Before Don could speak, Durandon laughed, "His hairstyle has increased his height by at least a fist!" ”
Don laughed dumbly.
"Durandon!"
Kloto glared at Durandon: "Don't show off the height of the dwarves in front of the gnomes!" ”
"Of course it's going to show off!"
Durandon's face was taken for granted: "The entire Plandal, we dwarves, only have a height advantage in front of you and the goblins, so we must show off." ”
Krotto snorted, "You damn thing, if I brought the Ray Reduction Device with me, it would make you look good!" ”
Tang En smiled dumbly, coughed lightly, and said, "Master Klotto, I am very interested in your construction machinery, if you can, can you talk to me?" ”
"Of course, but for now, let's enjoy the festival."
Krotto pointed to the table: "It seems that the result is about to appear." ”
"It's almost the limit."
Durandon knew more about Groca and Colin's situation, and when he saw the two of them now, he knew that he had reached his limit.
At this time, Don suddenly found that an active magic power suddenly poured out of Groca's body, and under the effect of that magic power, Groka was actually refreshed, and drank all the remaining purgatory dark beer in one go!
And what about Colin? Now he was completely delirious, holding the barrel and smirking all over his face, and with a full burp, a black bubble with a strong stench flew out of his mouth......
"Me! Groca. Fire tongs! Still a champion! ”
Groca held the empty barrel high and laughed and declared his victory.
And a group of dwarves and gnomes in the audience pinched their noses with one hand and cooperated with the people next to them to applaud him, which looked very funny.
Durandon gloated, "Seeing that they have drunk a lot, it is estimated that it will continue like this for several days." ”
Tang En was stunned, if he really kept spitting out that foul-smelling bubble like this, wouldn't he be restless everywhere he went?
"It's incomprehensible......"
Don En sighed with emotion: "That Groka is a rune dwarf, right?" Could it be that rune dwarves are also good at drinking? ”
"Groca. Thunderbolts are the most promising rune dwarves of the younger generation. ”
Durandon was stunned: "But how do you know?" ”
Tang En said casually: "I felt a fluctuation in magic power just now when he was about to get drunk, he must have used magic, right?" Normal dwarves certainly don't have mana fluctuations. ”
Hearing him say this, Durandon's face suddenly changed, and he rushed onto the stage with the other dwarves, pointing at Groca and roaring loudly: "Damn! Groca, how dare you cheat!? (To be continued.) )
PS: To tell the truth, the author can't open the pot for the New Year, don't lie.