Chapter 296: Mechanical Romance

"There's no monster to pick up the leak?" Mu Yi, who had recovered his health, looked around very heartlessly, and didn't see the self-propelled mechanical No. 1 that should have come up after the self-detonating spider to pick up the leak. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The mountain ghost of Shouyang Mountain looked at Mu Yi as if he was looking at a fool, and said, "These thirty self-detonation spiders alone have already made us use the ultimate countermeasure of group resurrection, do you want to create any more excessive difficulty for the team?" ”

"If it's exactly the difficulty of the hidden copy I've experienced, there should be the same number of self-propelled mechanical One straight out of their guns waiting for us after the explosion!"

"Hey! There are also girls here! What is a straightened barrel? Moonmare was the first to express her displeasure with Muyi's wording.

"Sorry! Aim at us with their already straight barrels! Mu Yi immediately apologized.

Yu Yan's whole face was red at this moment, all the way to his neck, and he said with a wry smile: "I didn't think much about it!" You two bastards! I finally understand that you two guys are really alive until now because no one can beat you! Including you Yue'er! ”

I thought that a group of 25+ men and women were harmless in meat jokes, but obviously Mu Yi was wrong, there are girls like bath salts in this age group, and they can't make sexual jokes, it's not that it's not good, but this is different from the tone of this era, and often different means it's not good, it's embarrassing, and it's also very realistic.

Mu Yi shut up honestly and continued to advance whether they were pure or pretending to be pure, the girl had already spoken, so shutting up was a reaction that a man who was not a hooligan had to make.

It didn't take too long to make Mu Yi and the others relaxed, and the self-propelled machine No. 1 soon came to replenish the somewhat empty dungeon space.

Because of the warning of the nightmare, Mu Yi honestly gave up the main output position, but with Mu Yi's support, obviously because the impact of the shield rider without the main profession was almost reduced to zero, and it was originally necessary to rely on the shield rider professional skills to share part of the defense radius, and the weapon master of Shouyang Mountain Mountain Ghost obviously had no way to take care of it, so Mu Yi, the highest output end, shared the part of the defense hole that Shouyang Mountain Mountain Ghost could not support, and destroying the enemy was the best defense, so as to attack instead of defend.

The team moved slowly but surely in the midst of a somewhat frightening number of monsters.

"Hey! Hehe! Do you have so many enemies in the hidden dungeon as well? "The mountain ghost of Shouyang Mountain was a little surprised by the number of monsters in front of him.

"No, in fact, I probably only encountered less than five waves of resistance before I found the mech! Then the whole task is easy! Mu Yi raised his hand and fired an armor-piercing burst projectile into the all-angle hinge of an artillery-type self-propelled machine No. 2's waist.

"It seems that finding the mecha is the most critical part of the whole hidden mission!"

"If you're really bored, why don't you farm a few more monsters, and don't discuss this kind of meaningless topic, okay?" Moonmare listened to the nonsense of the men in the team channel and reminded helplessly.

"Okay!" Mu Yi showed a sly smile.

"Huh! You don't count! You don't have a lot of monster farming to relieve boredom! Moonmare directly rejected Mu Yi's proposal.

"Okay!" The smile turned into a wry smile.

"Found it!" At this time, the reconnaissance thief Long Xiang, who was at the forefront of the team, made a surprise sound.

"Oh! This one! "Shouyang Mountain Mountain Ghost walked in the second place of the team as MT, and immediately found the location of the mecha through Long Xiang's instructions of 300 catties.

"You can see it directly?" Mu Yi also followed suspiciously, the mecha that Zero helped him find was in a mine that was not secret, but it was definitely not so easy to detect.

After Mu Yi walked over, he saw a huge metal trough erected, and two mechs similar in shape to the kind of mecha that Mu Yi had piloted before, but not identical, were standing there.

The shape and material of the two mecha here are exactly the same as the one Mu Yi piloted before, but the difference is that the slashing swords of these two mecha are exchanged to the right hand, and the left hand is tied to a huge shield on the forearm, but the hand holding the shield does not have three fingers, but extends a short and thick tube to connect the shield, if Mu Yi drove a mecha that is closer to modern civilization in the hidden copy before, the two planes in front of him are more like ancient samurai, holding swords and shields, Offensive and defensible.

"Wow~~~~!" The two men screamed and pounced on the two mechs in front of them.

"Aren't they just two robots? Is that the two of them? Moonmare looked at the two wearable dwarven machines in front of her with a scrutinizing gaze.

"Depending on your gender, it's really hard for me to explain to you how attractive this mechanical romance is to men!" Mu Yi smiled and looked at the two people who were caressing the surface of the mecha.

"The proportions of the body are obviously out of proportion, the upper body is too wide, the length of the lower limbs is even more disproportionate, not to mention the head armor, the Mohican-style hairstyle with a long helmet, what the hell does it match? And that mask, is that a drain from the sewer? The armor accessories on the skeleton are too rough, and the print on the armor is quite outstanding, but the color of the material used for carving itself and the style of the print are a little incompatible, I think this kind of print will be much better if it is replaced with crystal black or rose red material background, and it will be more perfect if it can be baked with a layer of enamel! Moonmare commented on the two mechs in front of her as if she were judging a bag or a skirt.

"You really don't understand it at all!"

"What do you mean? Isn't there anything wrong with what I'm saying? Moonmare looked at Mu Yi suspiciously.

"Nope! That's not the case with veteran fashion magazine reviewers! ”

"But you're still saying I don't understand at all?" Listening to the meaning of the moonmare, it turned out that he wanted to get to the bottom of this problem.

"Because you really don't understand it at all!"

"But you're saying I don't understand it at all, and you're saying I'm right?"

"That's right! You're right, but that's not necessarily true! Or that the right thing in this era mostly means that there is no big mistake! ”

"You'd better explain it clearly, otherwise Yue'er won't stop!" Yu Yan looked at the nightmare's more serious expression, and spread his hands to look at Mu Yi.

"Do you see the equipment on the robot's hand?" Mu Yi pointed to the combination of swords and shields in the hands of the two mechas.

"Killing tools? A rudimentary and crude tool for killing! Moonmare was unimpressed.

"What men generally see is the beauty of primitive and crude strength!"

"I didn't see it!"

"Hmmm! Men can only find women to breed if they have powerful weapons, and women are the more beautiful you are, the more powerful you can attract powerful men to breed! So the romance of men is machinery and weapons, and the romance of women is clothes and cosmetics! But in fact, the ultimate embodiment of these romances is the most primitive desire for sex, and the most primitive nature of human beings is like this! Do you understand? For Moonnight's direct and powerful rebuttal, Mu Yi explained with some self-defeat.

"Hmmm! Probably understood! Moonmare actually agreed with Mu Yi's somewhat vulgar explanation.

In fact, Mu Yi's explanation avoids the so-called aesthetic requirements, but classifies the problem itself into the category of human nature, which can be regarded as a trick.

"Boss! Come and help! Don't move at all! "The mountain ghost of Shouyang Mountain, who has been groping for a long time, asked for help over there.

"It's coming!" (To be continued.) )