Chapter 288: I'm the Big Winner

In the Holy Light Square, the crowded flow of people maintained order under the maintenance of soldiers and priests, patiently waiting for help, while at the same time, the booth of the Datang Chamber of Commerce not far away became the best choice for them to pass the time.

The booth and sound were large enough that people standing far away could see what was happening on it, and the interesting program quickly attracted the attention of these people, and the name of the Datang Chamber of Commerce was inadvertently remembered by them.

"Oooh oh!! Hurry up! One last question! ”

"The last question! If you answer correctly, you will become a champion! ”

The sound of cheers not far away aroused the curiosity of Eruli, who was calming the patient's emotions.

She remembered that it was the store of the Datang Chamber of Commerce, although she hadn't been there, but Ollie had told her about the Datang Chamber of Commerce, so she also knew something.

But why is it so lively over there today?

"What's going on there?"

Suddenly, he heard the saint talking to him, and the guard next to him was immediately flattered: "Your Highness the saint, there is the event booth of the Datang Chamber of Commerce over there, they are holding an event to celebrate the glorious festival, it seems to be called 'I am a big winner'......"

Iruli frowned slightly, and her heart became even more curious.

Seeing the appearance of the saint's frown, the guard felt a pain in his heart, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to smooth her eyebrows, but the next moment, he suddenly came to his senses and withdrew his hand in great shame.

What a dirty desire...... Her Highness is so holy, how can she let her own hands defile her purity?

Illuria suddenly smiled, for she had seen Princess Aurelia.

The smile of the saint was tinged with strange magic. The hearts of those people who saw her around were sublimated, as if the whole person had been purified, and a group of people knelt down for her.

The guards who were closer to her were even more heartbeating. They didn't dare to look directly at the face of the saint with their heads down, they thought that it was a blasphemy for their eyes to fall on the saint's face at this moment.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Then the last question, please listen to the question...... Hee-hee...... Ahem, what do women like most about men who are big, thick and hard? ”

After Marlene finished reading the question, she couldn't help but laugh first, and her face was flushed.

Your Lordship, you're too ...... Too bad this kind of problem if you don't know about it in advance. Who would have thought of the answer!

Fiona and Tina, who were standing next to Don, also blushed, but thankfully Don had told her the answer before, otherwise they would definitely want to be crooked.

However, Elsa and Illya were ignorant and didn't understand these things at all. So I didn't feel anything strange, so when I saw the people laughing below, the two girls were confused.

"Moderator, you are asking this question in front of so many people. Is it really suitable? ”

The two contestants who competed for the championship were not good. I can't open my mouth with a bitter face.,The questions in front are normal.,Why did the style of painting suddenly change in the back?

"Of course, these questions are the result of our careful selection, and there will be no problem."

Carl stifled a smile: "Now the timer begins!" Ten, nine, eightβ€”"

"Alright! For the champions! I don't want this old face! ”

A contestant slapped the button in front of him, closed his eyes and yelled, "It's Ding O!" ”

"Hey......"

The onlookers in the audience all covered their faces and laughed, and the men also laughed, after all, men. Born immune to meat jokes, there are many taverns to listen to. Of course I won't be embarrassed.

However, Aurelia, who had just come over, was not good after hearing the player's answer.

Aurelia, with a dark face, stared at Don, this guy was actually preparing this kind of question on such an occasion...... Sure enough, he's completely rotten inside, right?

After answering the question, the contestant breathed a sigh of relief, no matter what, winning the championship is the last word!

"Qiang Qiang - unfortunately the answer is wrong!"

Carl smiled, "Keep counting down - seven, six - "

"What!? Wrong!? ”

"Impossible! How could this answer be wrong? ”

"Big, thick and hard and will make women like it, of course, there is only Ding O!"

The women who were snickering were also stunned, the answer was wrong? How can it be?

Of course the women love that kind of thing!

Although she was disgusted by Donne's question, Aurelia was also stunned, and with her understanding, the answer must be that right!

But the answer turned out to be wrong?

The last two contestants on the stage who competed for the championship were sweating profusely, especially the contestant who shouted out the answer, but he was full of confidence but collapsed.

It's okay to answer correctly, although it's a bit embarrassing, but at least I got the championship, but I didn't win the championship if I answered wrong, but I also lost face, which is a big loss!

What exactly? What exactly?

"-Three-two-one! It's time! ”

Karl laughed and said, "Unfortunately, it seems that no one can guess the answer to this question, do you choose to skip this question and move on to the next question, or do you choose to give up and continue the challenge, hear the answer and become the joint runner-up?" ”

So the two of them were entangled again.

"Listen to the answer! Listen to the answers! Listen to the answers! ”

Before they could make their choice, the audience below was not happy, eager to hear the answer to the previous question.

Looking at the angry crowd, the two contestants panicked, if they chose not to listen to the answer and continue to challenge at this time, it is estimated that they will be torn to pieces by them later, right?

The two looked at each other: "Give up, right?" ”

"I'll see it."

"We give up."

"Do you mean you want to hear the answer?"

The two nodded.

"So, I'll tell you the answer."

Marlene blushed and said, "The question is: what do women like most about men who are big, thick and hard? The answer to this question isβ€”"

She lengthened her voice, and at once the appetite of the audience around her was aroused, and even Aurelia involuntarily straightened her neck, holding her breath and waiting for an answer.

"The answer is - the wealth is thick and the waist is hard!"

As soon as the answer came out, there was an uproar all around.

"What a joke! Who can guess this kind of answer! ”

"That's it! Obviously, Ding O is the correct answer! ”

Karl pressed down with both hands: "Calm down, calm down...... Actually, it's a matter of opinion, and your mind is so dirty, that's why you think of that kind of answer......"

"Shhhh

The crowd looked at Carl with disdain.

"Don't believe me? Well, I'll have another question, if you didn't guess correctly, it means that your ideas are too dirty! ”

Karl cleared his throat, glanced at the manuscript, and then continued: "There is a thing on the human body that is made up of two pieces of flesh, and there is hair on the flesh, and if you keep digging between the two pieces of meat with your fingers, it will flow water, and if you poke it hard with something hard, it will hurt, and it will bleed, so what is the answer?" ”

Karl was full of smiles, thanks to the lord's resourcefulness, he knew that these people would definitely have complaints, so he prepared in advance, otherwise it would be really difficult to deal with.

"W-that's a question!"

"Indecent!"

"It's so erotic!"

The ladies couldn't stand still and covered their faces and wanted to leave, but the show was so exciting, and they really didn't want to leave, so they could only hold on, and at the same time they were curious about the answer.

What is it?

What will it be?

Even Princess Aurelia frowned and thought unconsciously.

If she had thought it would have been, the answer would have been that thing, but Carl had just said that the answer couldn't be that answer......

Carl waved his hand: "It's time!" What's your answer? ”

"That's it......"

"It can only be that, right?"

"Bao O, it must only be Bao O!"

A group of people nodded approvingly, they couldn't think of any other answer except Bao O.

"Look, I'll just say your minds are too dirty."

Carl smiled and said, "The answer to this question is - eyes. ”

As soon as the answer came out, everyone was dumbfounded, although they always felt that something was wrong, but they were speechless.

That's right, the eyes are indeed two pieces of flesh, with hair on the top and bottom, and if you rub them, they will come out of the water, and if you stab them, they will bleed......

But...... Why do you always feel that something is wrong?

Carl took the opportunity to say: "So, everyone is too uncalm, think about it, today is a big festival, our question on this occasion, could it be that kind of answer?" ”

That's right, and not far in front of it is the Cathedral of the Holy Light, if you keep making meat jokes, wouldn't it be blasphemy?

So the commotion in the crowd subsided for the time being.

Princess Aurelia was almost angry, this Carl deserved to be the host pushed out by the bastard, and his face was thick enough!

If you don't want people to misunderstand, don't ask these strange questions that deliberately hint at people elsewhere!

Asking these questions is clearly a deliberate attempt to misunderstand!

Bad taste!

It's a real bad taste!

Sure enough, it's that guy's style, it seems that he is really completely rotten inside!

"Then it's a pity, I can only announce that there is no champion in this round of the competition, the two of you are tied for the second place, and the prize is an ordinary air conditioner ...... worth 998 gold coins sponsored by the Datang Chamber of Commerce."

Although they didn't win the championship, the two of them were also excited to get the runner-up reward, even if they didn't use it, they could earn almost a thousand gold coins by selling it!

It may not be much of a single line, but in other towns, it's the equivalent of years of hard work for many people!

"Now we will start awarding prizes, and then the next round of the competition will start immediately, if you are interested in participating, please sign up as soon as possible."

Hearing Carl's words, Aurelia rolled her eyes and said to the chief of the guard beside her, "Follow me to sign up." ”

The chief guard was immediately dumbfounded.

Those civilians are just that, if Her Royal Highness the princess is asked the kind of question that is easy to misunderstand on the stage, and the answer is wrong......

The majesty of the royal family will be shattered to the ground like someone's rituals!

After receiving the news of the registration point, Tang En was also dumbfounded.

Princess Aurelia is also here to join in the fun?

What a joke! (To be continued.) )