Chapter 614: Sal's Blind Date Trip
While both the Alliance and the Horde were preparing to march on the Hellfire Fortress, a certain Grand Chief had already set foot on the land of Nagla. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
It may not be quite authentic to say, while the others are still fighting silently, Sal is on a blind date.
You read that right, it's a blind date!
Speaking of which, Thrall's age is really awkward - he was born during the first orc war, and he basically doesn't have the kind of people his age, after all, there are few orcs who can pass through the dark gate and have children like Thrall's mother, the female middle school Haojie Draka.
Therefore, the lifelong event of Comrade Saar has always been a big problem.
In Azeroth, there are many female orcs who admire Thrall, but Thrall and them have a serious value disagreement and a huge generation gap - after all, not everyone can accept that their wives are more than a decade younger than themselves.
In this case, Sal can only remain a bachelor.
And according to the experience of Gul'dan and Naozu, the orcs without family members are quite unreliable, maybe that day he felt hopeless in life and began to take revenge on society - well, just kidding, the main thing is that the relationship between Thrall and Taresa is a little too good now, originally after the two became the leaders of their respective camps, they once kept a state of forgetting each other for a while, but when Talesa returned to the throne to Kalia, Taresha, who had been relieved of her burden, began to exchange letters with Thrall again.
If Thrall were an ordinary orc, if something happened between him and Talesa, the orcs might still support her, after all, Taresa was one of the few women respected by orcs.
But alas, Sal is the Great Chief.
There are no personal problems with a leader - or rather, a leader's personal problems are not private.
The last time they met Gaiaan in Draenor, the Sarufar brothers made a point of mentioning Thrall - and Thrall's not-so-normal notion of love, in addition to talking about the tribe a lot.
After all, necrophilia is not a big problem, but it should not be in the case of the Great Chief.
The most direct manifestation is that if Thrall is really with Taresha, then when fighting the Alliance, the taunt level of all the Alliance's warriors will be a step stronger - your Great Chief has no sons!
Regarding Sal's question, Gaiaan was very calm, and she calmly said that everything was left to herself, and it was not a problem at all.
Then, when Gromash was sent over to discuss the relocation that had been agreed upon, he was so maddened by Gaiaan that he was so bloodied that he had to call Sal for help.
When Thrall came to Nagrand and talked about going to Azeroth, Gaiaan smiled and agreed.
Thrall was confused about the great changes in Gaiaan - didn't he say that his grandmother was stubborn and couldn't come to Azeroth?
Then the next moment, Sal understood why Gaiaan was lying to himself.
"Sal, my child, you should be married by now."
Like all the hapless people who have been urged to marry, Sal has a headache with the "you should get married, it will help you develop a sense of responsibility".
But he really can't do anything about Gaiaan.
This time I came to Nagrand, on the one hand, for the migration of the Maghan orcs, and on the other hand, it was also to answer my own doubts, but Gaiaan now made it clear that you can't do anything if you don't go on a blind date, in this case, Comrade Sal can only nod and agree to participate in the blind date.
Then Sal regretted it.
Because Gaiaan didn't tell him in advance, it was a one-to-many blind date.
On the hills of Nagrand, looking at the dozens of female orcs sitting scattered in front of him, Sal's head was as big as a fight.
It's poisonous!
Sal would rather go to the Hellfire Peninsula and the Alliance now to fight desperately than endure this embarrassment here.
That's right, embarrassing!
In Thrall's opinion, the orcs of Nagrand are simple, but they are outrageously naïve!
Under Gaiaan's protection, the Maghan orcs had little contact with the deceitful minds of the outside world, and the orcs here adhered to the most primitive traditions, guided by shamanic teachings, and lived regularly, even if the environment deteriorated day by day, but still extremely optimistic.
It's like an optimistic family......
Originally, Thrall thought that he was already the kindest among the orcs, and compared to the Maghan orcs, he was really ...... Not much kindness!
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It's not just Thrall who is embarrassed, Agna is also among the female orcs on a blind date, and she is also particularly embarrassed.
Beforehand, Agna was reluctant to participate in such an event, but at Gaiaan's insistence, she had to come - so she chose to blend in with the crowd and silently play soy sauce.
As a new-age orc woman who values freedom and courage, Agna dislikes this environment.
When the orc women beside her were star-gazing and asking one idiot-like question after another, Agna almost couldn't help but get up and leave.
That's a green skin!
For the Great Chief, Agna really had no respect for him, and she still remembered that when someone said that Sal was the same age, he was far stronger than herself.
Finally, after Thrall explained another female orc's question, Agna stood up.
"Let's have a fight, Great Chief."
Agna's directness caught Sal a little off guard, but after a brief moment of surprise, he nodded.
"Glad to accompany you—but are you the toughest one?"
"Of course." Agna raised her head proudly, "To be exact, in Galadar, there is no one better than me. ”
It was clear that Agna understood what Sal meant, and Sal was clearly not willing to go on like this.
Sal took the hammer of destruction, then hesitated for a moment before putting it down again.
"Somebody find me a spear......"
"Pick up your warhammer, Gouyle!" Agna was disgusted by Sal's statement, "I'm a warrior, then a woman - put away your mentality, I don't need your mercy!" ”
"I'm just scared you're getting hurt." Thrall laughed at Agna's words, "The Hammer of Doom is too heavy for me to even grasp well, and I'm pretty good at using spears myself—I used them in my first encounter with Orgrim. ”
“…… I hope so. ”
After staring at Thrall for a moment, Agna finally stopped forcing him to use the Hammer of Doom, unslashed her hammer from her belt, and pulled her shield from her back.
The orcs formed a huge circle, and in the center of the circle, Thrall and Agna, unarmored and spear-wielding, stared at each other silently.
It's an interesting fight.
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I'm in a bad mood, I have some things at home, and I don't have time to update.
I'm like a dried salted fish today, stiff and stiff......