"Funny Vardy found his new toy again, snatched the opponent's water bottle in the last game, and played with the water bottle in this game, so is the next game directly to apply to FIFA to replace football with a water bottle?"

"The mineral water bottle means that it is very innocent, there is a football not to play, because Mao wants to kick me?"

"So the mineral water bottle wants to take revenge on Vardy and give him a wet body, what a temptation!"

"Ask for Vardy's psychological shadow area at this time, don't care about getting wet, the key is that he didn't bump it a few times! I think I can be better than him! ”

"You can do it!"

......

Fans are no longer surprised by Vardy's teasing, all they can do is be teased by Vardy's sniffing and continue to look forward to Vardy's next great performance.

At this point, even the players on both sides of the pitch were speechless by Vardy's sudden teasing.

We're all nervous!

It's a knockout, okay!

Even the referee couldn't help but laugh, and he vowed never to officiate Vardy's game again, because it was too tiring to maintain his majesty on the field.

But just when everyone was laughing because of Vardy's teasing behavior, Ronaldo looked at Vardy with a thoughtful look.

It is said that before Vardy's debut, he and Rooney were the most watched superstars, but as soon as Vardy came out, it seemed that the headlines had nothing to do with them!

If it weren't for Vardy coming to Manchester United, they followed Vardy to make headlines a few times, I'm afraid this thing would have been insulated from them!

The script is wrong!

Shouldn't I be the predetermined hero?

Where is the difference between me and Vardy?

Technology?

I'm not bad myself.

The number of goals?

I'm not a striker, so why compare with him?

Looks?

He is much more handsome than Vardy.

It seems that Vardy can't compare to himself, so why should Vardy be more noticed?

There's only one answer!

Because Vardy is a tease!

I can't compare to this at all.

Although this is an era of looking at faces, the problem is that there are always people who have heavy tastes.

If you don't change your routine and always rely on your skills and face to eat, I'm afraid that other people's eyes will still be focused on Vardy.

Well, it's finally time to make that decision!

I'm going to start making a tease from today on, like Vardy, facing the sea and blooming.

......

Vardy doesn't know Ronaldo's mental activity at this time, if he does, he will definitely thank God devoutly, and he has one more devout believer since then.

At this time, Vardy is really embarrassed to the extreme, which is too embarrassing!

Even if the clothes are soaked, even the shoes are soaked, how can you wear this?

I obviously feel that the shoe of the right foot is heavier than the left foot by more than half a catty!

Looking at the staff on the sidelines of England with an innocent pitiful little eye, dear ones, can you bring me spare shoes?

Since the last time his shoes were thrown into the stands by his teammates and snatched up by the fans, Vardy has a long memory of bringing a spare pair of shoes every time to save him from being cheated by the system.

Seeing Vardy's gesture, the staff quickly threw the shoes to Vardy on the sidelines, and Vardy didn't care about any image or not, sat on the ground and started to change shoes directly.

When the England players saw this scene, they naturally tacitly wanted to help Vardy delay time, so several players surrounded the referee and began to theorize, making a big fuss about the Portuguese foul just now.

However, Vardy is getting busier and more chaotic, and the shoes he usually wears every minute can't be messed up today, and the shoelaces that he played with were so good that he seemed to be deliberately against him today, and he couldn't tie them.

Rooney saw Vardy's sweaty and anxious face, and hurried over to help Vardy put on his shoes.

Luckily, this is a football match, fortunately this is a live broadcast, and if it is changed to a variety show that can be edited in post, the production team will definitely match Vardy's shoes with green poison gas, and then Rooney with a deeply poisoned green face......

With his shoes on, Vardy walked onto the pitch in embarrassment.

Is it that today's yellow calendar has the boss's words written on it "not suitable for teasing"?

Otherwise, how could he be so unlucky!

The game finally resumed, and Vardy's humiliating period was over.

David Beckham stands in front of the ball, ready to take a free-kick.

Vardy did not rush into the penalty area, and the experience of countless failures told him that he was majestic in other places, and he was mahjong in the penalty area, and everyone had to play......

So Jamie Vardy stood at the top of the penalty area, ambushing and waiting for his chance.

Anyway, everyone knows that under normal circumstances, Vardy is the safest and most unthreatening at set-pieces, so there is only one defender staring at Vardy, and everyone's attention is focused on Rio Ferdinand and others.

Although he is very angry, Vardy has no temper, although he has almost no ability to grab points, and the only way to score in the penalty area is almost to pick up leaks, which is very embarrassing!

David Beckham took a free-kick in a wide arc over the box, and the players on both sides fought fiercely, both trying to control the first spot.

However, Ferdinand was unable to get the ball on the ball after being interfered with by Carvalho, and was instead cleared by another Portuguese defender, Meira.

The ball flew out of the penalty area, and the two sides immediately began to fight for the second landing point.

Jamie Vardy had been outside the box to watch the excitement, but he didn't expect the ball to fly over his head.

Looking at where the ball landed, let alone the feet, Vardy's heart itched.

It seems that he once shot a long-distance header from this position, is it to repeat the great feat of heading the world wave?

Wrong.

Last time, I wore a headband to increase my heading ability.

Now that my head is empty, I can't head the ball to the corner flagstick when I head the ball at this position!

Since the header can't work, it seems that there is only one option left!

Thinking of this, Vardy's eyes instantly became determined.

Facing the ball, Vardy half-turned and jumped high, his upper body leaned back sharply, his left foot raised to maintain balance in the air, and his right foot slashed the arc of half a circle, and slammed it on the ball, which flew towards the goal like a cannonball.

The action of electric time, the Portuguese defenders were still trying to harass Vardy, and they didn't expect Vardy to shoot from this position outside the penalty area, so it was too late to stop it.

And even if he had time to stop it, he would have to think about the tragedy of the Swedish player Karlström before, whose face was swollen by Vardy's barb......

There was a huge exclamation from the stands, and everyone was shocked by Vardy's audacity, such a long distance, a barb shot, this is the rhythm of heaven!

The eyes of the players on both sides in the box were wide-eyed, and even the Portuguese goalkeeper Ricardo thought Vardy was getting a little carried away.

Even if you shoot directly at this position, you may not be able to score, let alone use a barb.

Do you think you'll be able to perform the miracle of a header from outside the box like you did last time?

The barb shot is more difficult than England goalkeeper Robinson hitting the goal directly in front of his own goal!

But when the ball whistled like a cannonball towards the goal, Ricciardo couldn't laugh.

In the blink of an eye, the ball had flown in front of the goal, and the angle was so tricky that Ricardo's scalp was numb!

Ignoring the exclamations from the stands, Ricardo leaped into the ball, his super-fast nervous reflexes giving him a little confidence.

But when he was weak in the air, he was desperate to find that his hand was still a short distance away from the ball, and this small distance was the difference between heaven and hell.

The moment the ball flew into the Portuguese goal, the scene exploded like a volcanic eruption, and the whole earth was surrounded and swallowed by this excitement and explosion.

Unlike the passionate cheers of the fans, the players on both sides of the pitch were stunned for a moment, stunned by Vardy's miraculous barbed goal.

Vardy quickly got up, even though he was prepared, but when he saw the ball lying obediently in the goal, he still couldn't control his excitement.

Hysterical roar, Vardy waved his fists and ran all the way to the stands where the England fans were, stopped abruptly, raised his hands and shouted with the fans!

The eighth!

It was my eighth goal!

I'm going to take England with me to the end!

I want us to be champions!

Rejoice!

Looking at the fans who roared with the same passion as himself, Vardy directly wanted to take off his shirt and throw it into the stands to thank the fans.

The England players, who had just rushed over to celebrate the goal with Vardy, made a Vardy move, quickly put the celebration aside, and directly pressed Vardy.

Dear, don't make a fuss!

Did you know you had a yellow card on you?

If you get a yellow card for stripping and celebrating, even if England knocks out England, you will only be able to watch the game from the stands in the next game.

Jamie Vardy's stunning goal thrilled all the fans who watched the game.

The most original charm of football lies in this, a beautiful combination, a wonderful goal, which is pleasing to the eye.

And Vardy's goal is the most difficult in history, I don't know if there is a barb goal farther than this, but it is definitely the first time on a big stage like the World Cup quarterfinals.

Is this a miracle from God?

Then let's bow and worship!

Countless fans have become Vardy's loyal fans from this moment on, and they are so attracted by him that they can no longer extricate themselves.

England fans were already kneeling in front of the TV, watching Vardy as if on a pilgrimage.

Only Vardy can lead LinkedIn Gran forward, only Vardy can bring them passionate goals, only Vardy can put them on top of the world.

Long live England!

Long live Vardy!

Long live the teasing!