Chapter 560: I'm a Man
"Shouldn't you come out, just hide and watch the play all the time. You still steal my things, and if you don't come out, I'll reward you with a sword." Putting away the big gourd and standing up from the ground, Zhuang Xiaoyuan pulled out the Zhuxian Sword in his hand and looked at the forest on the side.
After cleaning up the Decepticons, he subdued the giant pandas. Of course, Zhuang Xiaoyuan has more free time to come and greet this person who has been hiding in the forest and peeping since the beginning, and then even secretly picked up his own skewers to eat.
"Don't, don't, don't. I can't stand your sword. "Hearing Zhuang Xiaoyuan's threat, it was obviously aimed at himself, it turned out that the skewers that had secretly gone away before were still discovered. Secretly annoyed by his carelessness, a young man who was not very old, and looked to be about fourteen or fifteen years old, jumped out of the forest.
While waving his hand to show that he had no malicious intent, the young man who came out of the forest was still nibbling on a chicken leg roasted by Zhuang Xiaoyuan. A total of one pheasant was roasted, one chicken leg was eaten by Zhuang Xiaoyuan, and the other didn't expect to enter the mouth of the person in front of him.
"Ahhh Delicious, so delicious. "Coming out of the forest, no one else was gnawing on other people's chicken legs. The young man actually looked very familiar and praised Zhuang Xiaoyuan with a thumbs up.
"Bring it." Looking at the brazen person in front of him who was actually eating his own things in front of him, Zhuang Xiaoyuan was also speechless for a while. But speechless and speechless, facing the person who appeared in front of him, Zhuang Xiaoyuan still stretched out his right hand and hooked his fingers.
"What?" Continuing to nibble on the chicken leg in his hand, the young man looked up at Zhuang Xiaoyuan with a blank expression.
"Money." The right hand was not withdrawn, and Zhuang Xiaoyuan answered the young man's blank doubts with one word.
"What money?" However, in the face of Zhuang Xiaoyuan's answer, the doubt on the young man's face became even stronger.
"Of course it's the money for the things you eat, and if you don't ask about it, you're stealing. I don't bother to report to the official, and I don't want to kill innocents indiscriminately, so I can only ask you for money. Boy, it's only natural to pay for food. The corners of his mouth curled, Zhuang Xiaoyuan showed a smile that he thought was kind, and he was blackmailed as a matter of course.
"However, it is only natural for a thief to steal. So, I'll go first, this sister who cooks delicious food. Pretending to be troubled, the young man casually threw the chicken leg bones he had eaten to the side, smiled lightly on his face, and turned around to run back into the forest.
Bang, a soft sound. The young man who turned around and ran away directly crashed into a layer of mana enchantment that was hard to see. The impact of the forward rush bounced off the mana barrier and bounced off the young man, and he sat on the ground.
"It's really a thief, no wonder he's so skilled. You can't run away, let me rob me honestly. When the young man who was dizzy from being hit by the mana enchantment shook his head and came back to his senses, Zhuang Xiaoyuan had already appeared behind him, and the Zhuxian Sword in his hand was on his neck.
"This sister, I don't have any money on me, can I pay for it?" Seeing the blade of the sword around his neck, the young man was so frightened that he didn't dare to move, turned his back to Zhuang Xiaoyuan, and said with a sad face.
"Yes." Hearing what the young man said, Zhuang Xiaoyuan showed a smiling expression on his face, a hint of prank flashed in his eyes, and he reached out and patted him on the shoulder and continued very cooperatively: "Although I am a man, I like a little fresh meat like you." Especially a chick like you, don't be afraid, the pain will pass. ”
"You, you, you, you're a man?" Hearing Zhuang Xiaoyuan's words, he felt her hand patting his shoulder, and the young man's whole body froze in place. He asked with a hint of suspicion and horror in his tone.
"Of course it's true, like a fake bag for a pure master." Feeling the stiff and motionless body of the young man in front of him, Zhuang Xiaoyuan's eyes rolled, and he directly used the pseudophonic technique he had learned in the previous music world, and disguised his voice as a slightly rough male voice and replied.
"Ugh." Hearing the male voice suddenly coming from behind him, the young man was directly startled, and he was covered with goosebumps. At this time, he didn't doubt Zhuang Xiaoyuan's gender at all, he was really a man.
"Well, I'd love to pay for it." Seeing the person in front of him suddenly shook his body after hearing his false voice, and he looked goosebumps all over his body. The corners of Zhuang Xiaoyuan's mouth curled slightly, and he almost couldn't help laughing, but in the end, he reluctantly held back and continued to say in a false voice.
"It's not good, I, Jiang Sidao, am a dignified man, I'd rather be straight than bend. I won't play with you, don't see you, Tu Dun. Hearing Zhuang Xiaoyuan's false voice again, Jiang Sidao had more goosebumps on his body, and he didn't dare to stay where he was anymore, so he directly used his invincible life-saving stunt.
"Bao, don't let him run away, fix him for me." It was interesting to deceive people just now, where did he think of a flower in front of him, and the young man went directly into the ground, only to see a bulge on the ground rushing quickly towards the forest. Noticing the fast-moving bulge on the ground, Zhuang Xiaoyuan turned his head and shouted to the giant panda.
"Eh, Po? It's calling me. Look at me, master. Hearing Zhuang Xiaoyuan's shout, the giant panda paused for a moment before he realized that Zhuang Xiaoyuan's so-called Ah Bao was calling himself.
After reacting, the giant panda Ah Bao immediately raised his palms and slapped them on the ground. As he moved, the gravity around him multiplied in an instant. And Jiang Sidao, who originally hid in the ground and wanted to escape with soil, was directly trapped in place by the suddenly multiplied gravity.
"Hey, if you want to run, it's 10,000 years early." As if he was not affected by gravity at all, Zhuang Xiaoyuan rushed to the bulge on the ground in a few steps, protected his right hand with spiritual power, and directly inserted it into the ground to pull out Jiang Sidao inside.
"Sister, no, big brother. Spare me, I'm old and young, and I don't want to be analized at a young age. Zhuang Xiaoyuan was pulled out of the ground like a turnip. Jiang Sidao knew that he couldn't run away, so he couldn't help but surrender with a sad face.
"Cut, what kind of meat to pay, that's all there is to it." Pouting disdainfully, Zhuang Xiaoyuan returned to his normal voice, and as he spoke, he dragged the clothes on Jiang Sidao's shoulder with his right hand, stretched out his left hand and began to grope on him.
"I didn't expect to protect my innocence for 16 years, but I will lose it today, don't ...... my "
Seeing that Zhuang Xiaoyuan actually stretched out his hand and began to touch it in his arms, Jiang Sidao felt that he could not be spared today, and he couldn't help but close his eyes with lamentation, and a pure tear hung in the corner of his eye. Until he was thrown to the ground by Zhuang Xiaoyuan.