Singles' Day Special...... Boring skits...... It's true.............................. It's a skit

Author: "Well, cough, welcome to watch the discussion program sponsored by the friendship of the god costume girl, not the [God Costume Girl Xiao Tang], not the [God Costume Girl Xiao Tang], and enter the Singles' Day." I am the God of All Gods, the Master of the Truth of the Demon World of All Demons, the Flame Demon. ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "......"

Author: "Today we have invited the protagonist who has the ability to change and can do everything from heaven to earth...... Monkey King (Journey to the West)"

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "......"

Author: "Madoka, why don't you speak, what I just said, you should complain about me." If you don't complain, how can I take over as the host. ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "I don't want to speak." ”

Author: "Why don't you want to say it? ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Because I'm not a single dog, the Singles' Day program, don't you admit that I'm a single dog if I speak." ”

Author: "I'm not a single dog. ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "I didn't say you, in order not to become a single dog, I specially prepared this this time." ”

Author: "Chocolate? What do you prepare chocolate for? ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "In order to propose to Wen Hui." ”

Author: "Marriage Proposal...... Burn burn, burn heterosexuality. ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "I'm sorry, we are of the same sex. ”

Author: "It's not okay for the same sex, my big FFF group is going to burn all couples~~~ Whether it's a base or a lily, it's going to be burned, burned." ”

("Bang" a broom fell from the sky and knocked out the author's bacteria.) ）

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Brother Female Filth: "Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I accidentally slipped my hand." ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Broom, is it ...... Are you a witch? ”

Brother Female Filth: "I'm not a Filthy Woman." Have you ever seen a woman who looks as handsome as Wu Yanzu? ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Wu Yanzu, it's shameless." Ahem, what about your outfit? ”

Female filthy brother: "Ah, this, this is my sister's." ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Oh, it turns out that your sister is a witch." ”

Female filthy brother: "I don't ...... dirty"

Admiral: "It's almost time, get on board, witch." ”

Female filthy brother: "Wait, wait a minute, I still have some things, and I'm not dirty"

(The admiral didn't say a word, grabbed the female brother and dragged him away.) ）

Distant voice: "My sister is not a female filthy ~~~~~"

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Author: "My head hurts, what happened just now?" ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Don't you remember the author, just now you said that you were going to send us red envelopes." ”

(Spread out your palms and ask for red envelopes)

Author: "Is there such a thing? My head hurts, I can't remember it at all. ”

(His eyes are hesitant, his right hand clutching his pocket.) ）

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "There is such a thing, you said that Singles' Day is rare once a year, and you plan to make a big, most powerful red envelope." ”

Sister Puff: "Who is calling me~~"

(A red envelope fell from the sky and smashed the author again.) ）

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Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Sister Pounce, you're finished, you smashed the author's fungus, he wanted to give us a red envelope just now, you have to pay." ”

Sister Puff: "Hey, hey." Is it my fault? No, I'm not a sister, please call me a fluttering sister. ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Okay, Sister Puff, take the red envelope to Sister Plop." ”

Sister Pounce: "Tsk, I said it's my sister, my sister." Disobedient child, I still mercifully reward you with an invincible red envelope. Here you go, oversized. ”

(Sister Puff took out a red envelope the size of a person and dodged and pounced.) It's gone~)

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "It's really a big red envelope, open it and take a look." ”

(Open the red envelope and a person appears.) ）

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Blue Child: "I don't want to make Blue Child." ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "No, you weren't a blue child in the first place." ”

Blue Child: "Really? You didn't lie to me? I'm not a blue kid? ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Well, there is no doubt that you are a white child, not blue at all." ”

Blue Boy Paper: "Woo wow wow~~ Bully, bully." Badass, woo wow wow~~~"

(Ran away crying with a red envelope.) ）

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "My red envelope ......"

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Wen Hui: "Madoka, what are you doing?" ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "It's okay, I just met some strange things." ”

Wen Hui: "Wonderful? Sounds so interesting, what is this piece of? ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Well, this is a fungus plant called the author's fungus, wash it and put it in the pot, it is fragrant, and it is crispy." ”

Wen Hui: "It turns out to be the same thing as shiitake mushrooms, is it delicious?" ”

Erina Nagikiri walked over from behind: "Do you want to eat?" No matter what the ingredients are, I can make them delicious. ”

Wen Hui: "Really? I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat. "Eyes sparkle.

(Dididi, Didi, a sound of mobile phone dialing)

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Hey, Scarlet Sand." Erina is here, well, okay, okay. ”

(Hangs up)

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Erina, Scarlet Shazi just told me that she bought a set of super good-looking comics, and it is said that there is a character in it who is very similar to you." ”

Erina Nagikiri: "What manga? ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "It seems to be called the spirit of the halberd." ”

Erina Nagikiri: "Okay, I'll go back right away." ”

Wen Hui: "Wait...... My food ......"

(Erina Nagikiri's eyes flash, and she turns around and leaves.) ）

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Wen Hui: "Hmph, what, I didn't want to eat the food she made when I just left." ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Chocolate, do you want to eat it?" ”

(Zhuang Xiaoyuan hands out chocolate.) ）

Wen Hui: "Yes, I want." ”

(Without saying a word, he reaches over and tries to catch the chocolate.) A pair of small hands snatched it away faster and one step faster. ）

Wen Hui: "What are you doing, it's mine." ”

Mystery character: "Hmph, Madoka made it all mine." ”

Wen Hui: "No, it's obvious that Xiaoyuan is going to give it to me." ”

Mystery character: "For you?" Then I'll ask Madoka. Madoka do you want your chocolate to be given to me or to her? She's been on the scene a few times, and it's been a long time since I've been on the stage, so I'm really envious. He said words of envy with a blank face.

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Well, I'll give it to you, Xiao Meow." ”

(Zhuang Xiaoyuan's hesitant look disappeared instantly and nodded)

Wen Hui: "Madoka ~~~~~~"

Mystery Character: "Humph"

Xiao Meow showed off the chocolate in his hand to Wen Hui, turned around and ran away.

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Huang Xiaoyan: "What are you doing?" ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "Celebrate Singles' Day, right?" Probably...... Xiaoyan, will you wait to see the history of the ace together? It is said that the heroine in it looks exactly like you. ”

Huang Xiaoyan: "I have something to do now, next time." Speaking of which, don't you prepare torches for Singles' Day? ”

Wen Hui: "What are you going to do with the torches?" ”

Huang Xiaoyan: "I heard that single dogs will prepare torches on this day, why on earth?" ”

Wen Hui: "Then why aren't you prepared?" ”

Huang Xiaoyan: "I'm looking for someone, have you seen a man who is beating a gong?" ”

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "I ran over just now, what are you looking for him?" He pointed in a direction.

Huang Xiaoyan: "Kill." ”

Huang Xiaoyan took out the Zhuxian Sword and rushed in the direction of Zhuang Xiaoyuan's finger.

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "I always feel like she's here to sprinkle dog food." ”

Wen Hui: "Madoka ~~, Chocolate~~"

Zhuang Xiaoyuan: "...... What about your tsundere? Okay, okay, let's go buy it together, it's said that there is a new cold drink shop nearby, it's opened by a strange guy in a raincoat, let's go try it. ”

The two walked towards the cold drink shop together, and a girl with long white hair and red clothes walked towards them...... Pass......

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