Chapter 2: I'll take you to the pinnacle of life

Journey to the West, there is no doubt that this already belongs to the world of gods and demons, but Nima, this world of gods and demons, because it is the pinnacle of Xingye's nonsensical peak, is destined not to be an ordinary world of gods and demons, it is really too strange, there is no one with a normal brain circuit, the famous Bodhi ancestor, when he entered the mortal world, he turned into a grape, and as a result, in the face of the two monsters, he couldn't beat them, and against the demon king of the world, the Bull Demon King, he was even more abused to doubt his life, so he could only run away. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

Who is the ancestor of Bodhi? That's a master of Jingdao Sect, Buddhism and the Hundred Patriarchs of Zhuzi, accepting Sun Wukong as a disciple, teaching him seventy-two changes, somersault clouds, and then sitting and watching the great sage hang and beat the fairy world, the origin is very mysterious, I am afraid that it is inferior to it, for Guanyin, and many Arhat Vajra Bodhisattvas under the command of Rulai, it can also not fall behind at all.

Wonderful!

Ye Feng could only say this, the second master, the blind man and others were panting, and after listening to the blind man's words, the second master laughed: "I still need you to say that the brothers can finally have a meat today...... Ahem! "A big lump of sticky sand spat out of his mouth.

Forehead.

Ye Feng frowned, looking at this group of thieves with disgust, he didn't even have the interest to complain, he really couldn't stand it. He stammered: "Heroes, don't worry, I don't plan to leave anyway." ”

The second master glared at Ye Feng and became angry: "Go?" Hum! Falling into the hands of my waterway 38 villages, do you still want to go? Brat! You're very faceless. ”

Thirty-eight villages of the special waterway, this is a desert!

Ye Feng cooperated with Cheng Cheng and said in fear: "Ah, you heroes are good heroes, my little brother is new to the rivers and lakes, I don't know the rules, I don't know what I should do, so I can be regarded as a hero and a hero, well, face?" ”

The second master nodded with satisfaction, "You kid should at least be honestly afraid, you have to understand, we are thieves, you are destined to be robbed by us, you are so calm, are we very faceless?" ”

"Yes, I wonder if the current performance of the little brother can satisfy you?" Ye Feng's performance continues.

"Not bad, not bad. Hahaha, you kid is very talented! ”

The second master laughed with satisfaction, raised his eyebrows, and said proudly, "Have you seen it, my reputation of 'Eight Jiro in One Night' is not in vain, and he confessed before I made a move!" ”

Hey, where did you get your pride, a bunch of people in rags, not even as good as beggars. Ye Feng rolled his eyes.

The other thieves immediately chimed in, and the blind man drooled a lot, and interjected: "The wisdom and martial arts of the second master are enough to cry ghosts and gods in the world, we have known this for a long time, but it is better to solve this kid quickly, first rob the money, then rob the sex, and finally tie up the ticket!" ”

The second master slapped the blind man on the head and said, "Rob your mother. Ah, dead glass! Get the hell out of here! Then he turned around, crossed his hands on his hips, and shouted at Ye Feng, "Boy, I see that you are still knowledgeable about current affairs, so I won't embarrass you, hurry up and hand over all the silver, and then go back with us, and let your family redeem it." Otherwise, hum, our means ......"

"What are your methods?"

"Our methods are cruel."

"Really?"

The second boss squeezed his eyebrows and said fiercely: "Not only is it cruel, it's simply cruel." ”

Ye Feng shrugged his shoulders, stopped playing, and said with a smile: "Coincidentally, my methods are actually very cruel, hey, they are simply cruel." ”

The second master was stunned.

Ye Feng continued: "So from now on, I will be your village master, forget it, give the Great Sage a face, and there will be two village owners in the village in the future." Now hurry up and take your owner back to the cottage. ”

Everyone was stunned, and then burst into laughter, laughing so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, so they could only support each other.

The blind man put his arms around the neck of the second master and screamed: "I'm going to die laughing, I'm going to die laughing!" Hahaha, second master, did this kid have his head squeezed by the door, or is he a madman in the first place, hahaha...... I burst into tears! ”

"Hahahaha, this kid must be crazy!"

The second master was also laughing, but at the next moment, his face changed drastically, and he slapped the blind man's head, and said angrily: "Laugh at your mother's head!" This kid is so arrogant, you can still laugh?! Is there any bit of shame in the bandits?! Give it all to me! Slaughter this kid, rape first and then kill, kill and then rape, rape and kill again! ”

The laughter came to an abrupt end.

"Kill, ahhhhh

A group of thieves shouted, and they all rushed towards Ye Feng, what rolling pins, wooden sticks, axes, sickles, messy things, everything, it is simply 3000 for your life.

Ye Feng waved his sleeves, and all the thieves flew out, and the scene was a mess.

The second master took a breath of cool air and looked at Ye Feng in a daze.

Ye Feng smiled, "Can you take the owner of the village back to the cottage now?" ”

"Take your mother on the head, let's get past me first!" The second master scolded, picked up an axe and rushed over.

Ye Feng was slightly stunned, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect you to still be a backbone, I respect the backbone of the person in my life." As he spoke, the second master had already rushed up, Ye Feng raised his foot and kicked it, hitting the second master in the chest, and the second master also flew out upside down, hitting the blind man who had just stood up, and a group of people rolled into a group again.

The blind man glanced at Ye Feng and panicked: "The second master, it's not good, it's not good, it's not good, it's a good idea!" ”

The second boss slapped the blind man fiercely, "Don't I have long eyes?" It's up to you! Then he stood up and shouted, "Who are you?" Why bother us? Everybody just eats with a mouthful, do you need that? ”

Ye Feng was speechless for a while, please, you are here to rob me, shook his head, and said, "I am going to be on an equal footing with the Supreme Treasure now, if you have any opinions, speak up quickly." I am a very democratic person, and you can rest assured and boldly say that I promise not to kill you. ”

"No opinion, no opinion!" "This son is personable, wise and martial, in fact, when we saw the first time we saw the son, we planned to let the son be the owner of the village!" "Yes, yes, as long as Childe doesn't dislike it, we will definitely go to the pinnacle of life!"

I have to say that this group of thieves is really undisciplined, and before Ye Feng could do anything, a group of people threw themselves into Cheng and knelt down.

The second master turned around, saw that his brother was betrayed in an instant, and he was angry, and shouted: "Unthankful, you are all ungrateful, how can you be worthy of the owner of the village, how can you be worthy of me?!" ”

While shouting, he grabbed the thief's head and hit him, then turned around, glared at Ye Feng, and said righteously: "You don't want me to give in 'Eight Jiro in one night'!" I tell you, although your martial arts are high, you can conquer my body, but you can't conquer my soul! I won't give in to death! ”