Chapter 171: You're Too Ugly, This Woman Can't Look Down on You
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Although Yitian was lying quietly on the bed at this time, Gu Han was not allowed to touch her, because on the surface of Yitian, there was still a layer of enchantment to protect her, and only after Yitian himself slowly woke up, the enchantment would disappear automatically.
To be reasonable, Yitian should have woken up from his endless sleep within three minutes after the door was opened, but Gu Han waited in the room for almost twenty minutes, and Yitian had no intention of waking up.
Is something wrong? Gu Han was a little anxious.
This sword lady sleeping on the bed is actually a fragment of consciousness of the Heavenly Sword. As mentioned in the previous chapter, the innate sword girls in the game are actually transformed from a small fragment of the consciousness of the sword girl's original consciousness that has been torn off. It is precisely because these consciousness fragments come from the deity of the sword lady, so it is said that after being recognized by the consciousness fragments, after the synchronization and coordination are successful, and then go to the reality to synchronize and coordinate with the deity, the probability of success will be many times greater.
These fragments of consciousness cannot remain awake for a long time without an owner, otherwise they will gradually dissipate. Therefore, he can only maintain a deep sleep in the form of a sword girl, waiting for the arrival of his sword wielder.
The fragment of consciousness of the previous Yue King Goujian Sword should also be lying in a room in this sword pavilion, waiting for the sword wielder to wake up. As a result, Gu Han was cut off by other means, and was forcibly stuffed into Gu Han's sword from the Sword Pavilion by the system, which is quite pitiful.
That's right. Thinking of King Yue, since entering the Sword Pavilion. King Yue didn't seem to have spoken to him anymore.
"King Yue, are you there?" Gu Han called through the sword marks.
"What? Don't you have your new swordswoman? What are you still looking for me to do yesterday's yellow flower? King Yue replied. A full sour smell floated.
"Something went wrong, can you take a look at it for me?" Gu Han felt that there was probably no sword girl who understood what was wrong with Yitian's sword girl at this time.
"Don't ......," King Yue refused, simply and decisively, "You and other sword girls are good at me, what am I doing when I run out to spoil your good deeds." ”
After listening to King Yue's answer, Gu Han paused for a moment, and asked stupidly: "King Yue, are you jealous?" ”
"Who's jealous...... You're jealous...... No, I'm not jealous......" Gu Han's words directly made King Yue explode. All kinds of bizarre and incompatible, preface and afterword answers all popped up, it seems that she is really jealous.
"If you're not jealous, then you come out!" Gu Han pulled out the Yue Wang Sword, "You came out, and when you come out, it proves that you are not jealous!" ”
"You despicable villain, I'll come out now...... You wait for me......" So, King Yue was deceived by Gu Han so stupidly, proving that he was not jealous, um. In addition to the arrogant attributes, King Yue seems to have a very high attribute.
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King Yue and Gu Han were awkward for a while, but they still couldn't stand Gu Han's rhetoric, and they were tricked into coming to the bed of Yitian Sword. After just one glance, the corners of his mouth immediately turned up, "Yo, isn't this the Heavenly Woman?" I'm going to get a sword lady like you a despicable villain. It turned out to be a leg with this hero...... Come on, I ask you. Have you ever heard a phrase? ”
"What?"
"You can never wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep, especially a woman who is pretending to be asleep!" Rare. King Yue's mouth also popped out of a famous quote.
"You mean, Etienne is pretending to be asleep...... How could it be, she didn't even breathe. Gu Han looked carefully at Yi Tian's face, but there was no movement. And there is no breathing in the whole person...... Even people who are asleep breathe, unless it is a fragment of the consciousness of the sword girl who is in a deep sleep, they don't need to breathe.
"I don't know about other swordsmen, but Yitian, the heroine, is very clear. Despicable villain, do you have wine in your dimensional pocket? White wine, rice wine, red wine, rice wine are all available. ”
To be reasonable, Gu Han is a person who never drinks alcohol, where does he carry such a thing as wine. However, Gu Han recalls that there seems to be a substitute for wine...... No, it should be said that it is a high-purity puree of wine: medical alcohol. Alcohol has a lot of use in many copies, so Gu Han specially brought a bottle of medical alcohol in this Yuan pocket in case of emergency.
"Is this okay?" Gu Han took out the alcohol and handed it to King Yue, King Yue's eyes lit up, and his face was full of smiles, "Yes, yes, there is nothing more suitable than this, now our Yitian Woman is cool!" ”
I saw that King Yue happily picked up the bottle of medical alcohol, opened the sealed bottle, and did nothing, just squatted on the side of Yitian's bed, blew on her nose, and sent the aroma of medical alcohol into her nostrils.
"Oops, oops, I can't pretend anymore, there are still people here who know so much about this woman! I can't stand it! I saw that the Heavenly Sword, which was still breathing, jumped over the dragon gate and bounced off the bed. A move that even Gu Han felt was a little unbelievable to do, so he snatched the bottle of medical alcohol from King Yue's hand.
"Good wine!" Yitian took a deep breath into the bottle, closed his eyes and opened his mouth, and the whole bottle of medical alcohol was directly poured into Yitian's mouth.
Oh my God, this is a whole bottle of medical alcohol, it is 95% pure medical alcohol, if ordinary people drink a sip of medical alcohol, the esophagus is basically the same as burning. If you drink a few sips of medical alcohol, the entire stomach will be burned out of the stomach ulcer or gastric perforation, resulting in massive bleeding in the body.
But Yitian actually drank up the whole bottle of medical alcohol, and after drinking, he hiccuped satisfactorily, and complained a little unpleasantly, "Hiccup!" Still not as good as my Dukang wine! ”
Yi Tian burped at this moment, and the whole room was instantly filled with the smell of alcohol, which showed how high the concentration of this alcohol was. But Yitian still dislikes that there is no Du Kang wine tasted enough! What is this Du Kang sacred?
"Forget it, I haven't drunk in a hundred years. It's finally a good time to talk about it! Yitian Jian stretched his waist and walked to King Yue's side. Full of smiles, "This swordsman, do you know me?" ”
In Yitian's view. This sword girl knows how to use wine to trick herself out of the state of fake sleep, and it is estimated that she knows her own details very well, and she knows her own sword girl.
"You don't know me anymore?" Yue Wang was surprised, and his face was a little ugly, "Yitian, you don't know this king, how can you not know me?" It really doesn't make sense. ”
"Isn't it strange that I don't know you?" Yitian yawned, "Even if you didn't have a relationship with me before, but now I'm just a fragment of consciousness, I'm sorry, the deity didn't leave me any memory about you, I'm sorry!" ”
King Yue was suddenly stuck and couldn't speak. Yi Tian is right, she is a fragment of consciousness, and it is normal for her to have no memories of her own. On the contrary, it is a very abnormal thing for me to suddenly remember so many things.
"Yitian Niangniang, hello!" Gu Han walked to Yitian's side and stretched out a hand, wanting to shake Yitian's hand.
"You're the sword-wielder who came to coordinate with me?" Yitian turned around, ignoring Gu Han's outstretched hand. Just glanced at Gu Han's face, and covered his mouth with a disgusting face, "Hmm, what an ugly face...... You hurry up and get away...... This woman doesn't want to be your sword girl, you hurry up and go away. ”
Gu Han, this is very embarrassing. This is the first time anyone has made such a bad assessment of his face. However, Gu Han didn't care, when he chose the scar on his face, he knew that sooner or later he would face this result.
"I'm sorry. Yitian Niangniang, since I can come here. It means that I have ten copies of your cheats in my hands, and you have no reason to refuse me. Unless I can't coordinate with you! "Gu cold cold road.
According to the rules of the Sword Pavilion, as long as the sword bearer gathers the tokens, the sword girl will definitely conduct a synchronous coordination test with the sword bearer. It's one thing to succeed or not, but the sword lady can't refuse the synchronous coordination of the sword holder, even if it is an emperor sword-level sword holder.
"The Sword Pavilion has the rules of the Sword Pavilion, and this woman has the rules of this woman, what qualifications do you have to coordinate with this woman as a sword bearer who fights in the game? You get out of here, I don't like you, woman! ”
Yitian's words made Gu Han's face start to get angry. This Yitian just pretended to be asleep at the beginning, but now he is still pretending to be so big, I really think that he is a waste of money.
"I can't help you, Lady of the Heavens!" Gu Han took a step forward, and he was about to grab Yitian's wrist. Because it was a angry shot, the speed seemed to be very fast, bringing a strong wind.
"I can't see that you still have some ability!" With a squint of his eyes and a leap upward, the man jumped to the top of the ceiling and put his two feet on the chandelier. The strange thing is that Yitian is just standing on the side of the chandelier, but the chandelier does not have the slightest inclination, which has seriously violated Newton's classical mechanics, okay? Newton saw it and would crawl out of the coffin......
"Is this light work?" Seeing the chandelier that didn't move at all, Gu Han's eyes lit up, even if Gu Han played a light trick, he couldn't make the chandelier not move at all.
"Unexpectedly, you are still a fellow practitioner, but unfortunately, your face is so ugly, I have you as a sword bearer, but it's a shame! So you better go home obediently, change to a sword girl, and don't waste time on me. ”
"I'm sorry, I've already spent nine million RMB for you, if I can't take you back, where will I put my face?" As he spoke, Gu Han's feet secretly exerted force, and the person rushed towards Yitian like a cannonball, grabbing Yitian's body with one hand.
Gu Han's speed was extremely fast, and he was suddenly in the process of speaking, Yitian didn't notice it for a while, although he reacted after a few tenths of a second and jumped away from the position of the chandelier, but he was still grabbed by Gu Han on his body.
"You can actually touch me! Sword wielder! Yi Tian showed a surprised expression for the first time, she was about to re-evaluate Gu Han, this man seemed to be a strong enough opponent.
"You are also very powerful, Yitian Niangniang, the first in sword swordsmanship, the third in famous swordsmanship, Yitian Niangniang, it really deserves its reputation!" For Yitian's reaction speed, Gu Han was also taken aback. Whether it is reaction speed or body technique, Yitian's distance has reached an extremely high level, crushing King Yue's crappy swordsmanship dozens of times.
It's a pity that I didn't touch the position of Yitian's sword handle just now, otherwise I would have been able to forcibly synchronize and coordinate with Yitian.
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