The next game was lackluster, except for the last game, the good guy in Gensokyo made Gu Han's eyes light up, and the sword-level swordswoman who competed with Gu Han for the first place was actually a fish intestine sword...... That's right, it's the second fish intestine sword of the sword, the predecessor of the betta sword, a sword girl who is good at assassination. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

The sword girl, who is the opponent of the good guy in Gensokyo, didn't touch the body of the fish intestine sword in the whole game, and was poisoned alive by the fish intestine sword with a fierce combo poison extraction technique. Regardless of character, this good man in Gensokyo's hometown does have a high level of attainment in the command of Jian Niang and the control of the situation, and is the strongest opponent in this game.

When the morning game was over, it was time to take a lunch break, and Gu Han was drinking tea, and by the way, when he was guiding Lu Xihua's basic swordsmanship that was launched at noon, Gu Han's communication rang again, and this time it was "loneliness that I don't understand my brother's loneliness"

I don't know if you still remember this name, this is the game name of Guhan's cheap master, Yunxiao Sword Immortal Liu Lei.

Seeing his master looking for him, Gu Han naturally couldn't slack off, and made an appointment with Liu Lei to get together in the teahouse.

"Bunny, you're in big trouble!" As soon as they met, Liu Lei split his head and covered his face with such a sentence, and Gu Han was very helpless to skew his shoulder, "Master, my trouble is very big, but your trouble may not be small!" ”

"Where did you get so much hell to think about? Thief thief! Liu Lei knocked on Gu Han's head, "It seems that you have also watched a lot of TV, I won't repeat the matter, this time it is for you, and it is also for me, neither of us master and apprentice can run." ”

"Hey, the trouble caused by these things should be dealt with by the disciples themselves, and it is the disciples who have caused trouble to the master!" Gu Han bowed to Liu Lei and apologized.

"Come on, I don't want to hear this kind of nonsense in the future, our master and apprentice are both prosperous and lossy, this time we both have to deal with it well, if we are not careful, my reputation in this half of my life will be completely ruined!" Liu Lei said with a bitter face.

"They don't have the courage to ruin Master's reputation, otherwise they will play with themselves, they don't have the courage yet. I think they just want to destroy the apprentice, and by the way, snatch the place under the apprentice's ass! Gu Han said disdainfully.

"Good boy, my precious apprentice, you can even see this?" Liu Lei touched Gu Han's head, "I want to ask you, who do you think is behind this scene?" ”

"Who else is there besides those people in the Emperor Mountain? It was nothing more than seeing that our master and apprentice occupied all the rights of Yuzhang City, and we were deeply disturbed, so we decided to make the reputation of the apprentice stink, force the apprentice to abdicate, and give up the position of the master of the Sword Pavilion to their people...... Being able to use more than half of the TV stations and media in Yuzhang City, this energy is definitely not a trick that a Sword Emperor family can play, I'm afraid there are at least three or four Sword Emperor families in it! Gu Han analyzed the cattiness in it in one breath, and Liu Lei was stunned when he heard it.

"Good guy, your master, with his lifetime experience, also took a night to figure things out, you little rabbit cub, you actually think clearly, I think even if you throw the sword committee to you, you won't be toyed with by those old foxes." Liu Lei said in admiration, it seems that he already has a plan to throw the sword committee to Gu Han.

"My good master, the Sword Committee is a brazier, and it is impossible for an apprentice to sit in that brazier without the strength of the master!" Gu Han smiled, "Master came to me, what is the matter?" ”

"Originally, I just wanted to remind you not to panic and follow my instructions. But since you think more than I do, let me ask you, what do you think you should do? ”

"What to do!" Gu Han's eyes shone with wisdom, "Anyway, now that Gu Han has disappeared, I can also declare myself dead at the last time, and then go incognito for a few years, and then deal with these bastards when I have the strength of the spirit sword level." ”

"This is the next policy, the most undesirable way, I ask you, what should be the best policy?" Liu Lei waved his hand and vetoed Guhan's method. However, even if Liu Lei does not veto, Gu Han will not use this method, this method is too embarrassing to use.

"The best strategy is actually similar to the lower policy!" Gu Han laughed mysteriously, "There are two things that I am most afraid of in this fight, one is that I don't know where the opponent is, and the other is that I don't know what kind of moves the opponent has." Now I have all these two points, and it should be them who are anxious instead of us, they are like boxers who have clenched their fists and are ready to punch, but they don't even know where I am, what kind of punch do they have? ”

"Let it go, let them dance, no matter how lively Wang Baoqiang is, there will be a time when Wang Feng returns, time is on our side!"

"You're such a wicked, those guys dare to calculate you, they're going to be unlucky!" Liu Lei sighed, and he suddenly found that he seemed to have nothing to suppress except for strength.

"It's not just bad luck, you want to calculate me, don't let them shed some blood, how can you remember today's events forever!" Gu Leng smiled, as if he was a hero.

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In the afternoon, the game continued, Gu Han's opponent this time was a little funny, he seemed to know that his swordsmanship was not good, so he very simply threw the sword girl aside, and even liberated it, and shouted to Gu Han with a big grin, "Lord Admiral, do you dare to compete with me for other things?" ”

"What's that?" Gu Han subconsciously asked rhetorically.

"Hehe, how dare you compete with me! It's the pair in "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", do you dare to compete with me? As one of the few movies that has been preserved intact, "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" can be said to be a household name, especially the pairs in it, which has re-launched the entertainment activities of pairs after the big break, which is not a strange thing for everyone.

"Damn! This person is so shameless, what is the right pair of people? There's a kind of competition to see who has the most scars on their faces! ”

"Yes! Yes! Why don't you see whose name is Admiral! ”

The audience who was watching the live broadcast on the forum instantly scolded this joke into a puddle of ****, and expressed deep contempt for this guy.

"That, I'll come first, "women's basketball and men's tennis, ball blue tennis ball is not in." Come on, come on, you say the next couplet! I'll throw in the towel! This tease didn't wait for Gu Han to agree, and he directly said Shanglian.

"Hey, what the hell is this pair? Not only does it not rhyme, but it also does not rhyme with the rules of the couplet, what is this ** thing? And it's easy! I can do it casually! Left pistol, right machine gun, pistol machine gun grab dumb fire! A netizen on the forum wrote excitedly in the forum.

"Yes, it's too simple, I also have one, the sky sparrow peacock peacock don't come"

"South Guangzhou and North Tongzhou, Guangzhou Tongzhou is not there"

“…………”

Well, the forum was instantly swiped by the pairs of various players, and the players turned into pairs masters, and all the seemingly neat pairs were written.

"Haha, my pair is simple, isn't it! Lord Admiral, you can just do one, it's okay, it's very simple! This tease said to Gu Han cheaply, but Gu Han never spoke, looking at this tease, I don't know what he was thinking.

"Hey, it's a very simple pair, Admiral, you can just think of a pair!" The players on the forum couldn't help but urge when they saw that Gu Han didn't answer. In their opinion, what a simple pair, and thousands of answers are about to be posted on the forum.

Just when the besieging crowd disliked Gu Han's slow speed, Gu Han suddenly said this.

"A very powerful pair, this is actually an anagram, the first half of the sentence women's basketball and men's tennis is a puzzle, and the second half of the sentence is not in the blue tennis. is a dynamic description of the mystery. So if you want to match this pair, you must use the same formula in the first half of the sentence to set up a riddle, and at the same time, the noun in the first half of the sentence is used as a verb in the second half of the sentence......" Gu Han gushed endlessly, and the onlookers watching the live broadcast were stunned, and few people understood what Gu Han meant.

"Lord Admiral, you are truly extraordinary!" For the first time, the comic face became serious, "This pair has not been able to match since I created it for ten years, and there are not even a few people who can understand it, Lord Admiral, you can tell the mystery in it for the first time, and the villain admires it very much." Then please ask Guhan-sama to tell the next link of this pair! ”

"I'm sorry!" Gu Han shook his head very frankly, "Give me a month, I might be able to figure it out, but now, I can't think of it." ”

"That's me win!" Hearing Gu Han say this, this tease instantly became excited, "You can't match my pair, I won!" Haha, I won the Admiral! I win ......"

Before he could finish his celebration, he was blinded and fell to the ground, and the personal shield on his body was instantly emptied.

"System: Player Admiral wins."

"Why? You don't keep your promises! The defeated Tease stood up from the ground angrily, looking at Gu Han who put the sword back into the scabbard, and this Tease was very angry and accused Gu Handao.

"Hey, how do you know that I promised you to decide the winner by pairs!" Gu Han lost such a sentence, and immediately made this tease speechless.

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Although the game ended inexplicably, the discussion on the forum about this pair did not end, a group of people kept discussing, what is the mystery of this pair, I don't understand it at all, I know that a netizen named Big Green Onion patted his head, and the spirit flashed, and he wrote an explanation that convinced everyone.

"Men's tennis and women's basketball are indeed a riddle, the riddle is that the **** man's ** is not the net of the ball, and the woman's ** is not the blocking of the ball?"

"The thing on the man's ball wants to go in, but the woman's ** is still blocking, isn't this just that the ball can't go in?"

"Men and women correspond to each other, tennis and basketball correspond to each other, and men's tennis and women's basketball correspond to each other. What's even more terrifying is that the combination of ball blue tennis balls has become a reverie-rich action, corresponding to every word before. And the two balls that the ball does not enter are combined together and there are two in total according to the man's ball!! Oh my God, I'm going crazy, if I don't see the bottom of this couplet in my life, I won't die blind! ”

After listening to this netizen's explanation, all the onlookers knelt on the ground and worshiped the funny man who came out with this couplet. Then this pair quickly spread throughout the world, so that generations of pair masters lost their hair for this, and they couldn't think of the next link, which can be called an absolute for the ages.

[PS: This couplet was conceived by the author himself...... Of course, the riddle of basketball and tennis is not original to the author, but this Shanglian is the original of the author! Any reader is big, as long as you can make the next link, you can come to the group to find the author, and the author will give you a hundred red envelopes! (To be continued.) )