111. Golf is really hard to play
Looking at Kobe and Anthony who were holding cigars and swinging clubs in turn, as well as the glamorous young women following the two, why did Liu Ren feel so much like the underworld boss?
Kobe Bryant and Anthony played the first shot, although they can't say how good, but they are okay among amateurs, at least the head is accurate, the direction is not off, and the ball goes in the direction of the hole. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
It was Liu Ren's turn, he was a little cramped to hold the cue that was said to be worth tens of thousands of dollars, and he couldn't figure out that a broken cue was as expensive as Chen Hanni's car.
That's not the point, Liu Ren wants to buy such a club and buys it casually, the point is that he hasn't played golf!
Golf is a luxury sport in China, and the former owner of this body is a basketball addict, never touching other sports, and golf, which seems to him to be a time-consuming and boring sport, does not touch it, which makes him very embarrassed now.
Liu Ren's only impression of golf is that in Detective Conan, Maori Kogoro's lame skills, he estimates that he is better than that idiot Kogoro.
The only thing that makes Liu Ren happy is that Chen Hanni did not come to New York with Vanessa, and she will not lose face in front of her daughter-in-law.
When Vanessa came to New York, she called Chen Hanni together, but Chen Hanni had a lot of trust in Liu Renna, and directly said that Liu Ren loved to play and she didn't mind, so Vanessa scolded her for being a stupid girl.
Anthony saw Liu Ren's crampedness and comforted: "Liu, it's your turn, it doesn't matter if you don't fight, just play." ”
Liu Ren stabilized his mood and smiled and thanked Anthony.
I have to say that Anthony is very good at handling things, and like his value and appearance, he really knows how to behave like a gangster, and Liu Ren has a very good impression of him.
Kobe, who was still in a bad mood, said: "Hurry up, I have to make another shot." ”
Liu Ren glanced at Kobe Bryant, and scolded his stingy ghost wife in his heart while swinging the club.
The shot was accurate, and the ball flew out in a beautiful arc......
"Ahem, you continue, you continue." Liu Ren said embarrassedly.
It turned out that the ball flew out of a beautiful arc and landed in a bunker more than ten meters away from the optimal flight path.
Hitting the ball into the bunker is called a rookie swing crisis in golf, and generally speaking, a novice hits the ball into the bunker and basically doesn't want to hit the ball out.
The golf coach who had just temporarily instructed Liu Ren said that he should try not to hit the ball into the bunker.
Seeing Liu Ren's predicament, Anthony said with relief: "It's okay, it's inevitable that this will happen for the first time, and we will make more appointments to play in the future." ”
On the other side, Kobe Bryant was gloating, and when he saw Liu Ren embarrassed, he finally let out a bad breath.
In this way, the golf social went on happily.
A dozen strokes later, Kobe Bryant, the paranoid man, was the first to hit the hole, followed by Anthony completing his hole-in-the-hole.
Both men were at a decent level and soon started the second round.
Liu Ren, on his part, began to deal with the damn sand viciously.
Originally, Liu Ren wanted to hit a few hits, but the damn ball just wouldn't come out of the bunker.
It's okay now, Liu Ren, a somewhat paranoid guy, is stunned to compete with the sand, no matter what, he has to hit the ball out, otherwise he won't give up!
It took dozens of shots to get the ball out of the bunker, then dozens of shots to get the ball close to the hole, and then ......
Liu Ren left a glorious record of more than 270 strokes of the ball into the hole, which was recorded by an assistant on the side.
Kobe Bryant and Anthony were already tired of playing, and they yawned as they watched Liu Ren compete with a small ball......
The first time he went out to play with the NBA bigwigs, Liu Ren felt something he didn't know, to be precise, something he hadn't thought about.
It turns out that these players at the top of the basketball world are not only basketball in their lives! There's a lot more to it!
What makes Liu Ren a headache is that it's time to give himself an English name, his surname is okay to be called by an American, but if the name is called by an American, it sounds very awkward to him, and it is also awkward for others to call him.
No American name has only one sound, and a surname can have one sound, but just calling a surname always feels a bit alienating.
The Lakers are used to it, but Anthony called Liu Ren's name a few times and felt very awkward, Lala is a straightforward woman who directly said the problem, and Liu Ren also felt that it was time to take an English name.
But I couldn't think of any nice English names for a while, so I put them aside and discussed them with Chen Hanni when I got home.
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In a speech class in the 12th class of the first year of the UCLA School of Bioengineering, a small flat-headed black man with white skin and curly hair had blank eyes, and it was clear at a glance that he was not paying attention to the class.
Why is he still called black when he is fair-skinned? It's very simple, the principle of a drop of blood can say a lot, as long as there is a little black blood, no matter how white he looks, he is black, and the sign of a black person is that he is born with curly hair, no matter how low the black blood is, but as long as there is even a drop of black blood, he is curly hair.
Like Griffin and Curry and Rivers' son, if you shave your head, you look like a white person, but if you have hair, it's obvious that you're black because they're all curly.
Finally got out of class, Xiao Pingtou caught up with a blonde and blue-eyed Latino girl in front of him and accosted: "Joanna, are you free for the holiday the day after tomorrow?" We went to the Lakers together, and I got two front-row tickets! ”
Seeing the ticket in LaVine's hand, the girl named Joanna hadn't answered, and the girl who seemed to be her best friend on the side grabbed the ticket, and then screamed: "Wow, Zach, it's actually the ticket behind the Lakers bench!" Joanna, this time Zach is bleeding profusely. ”
Little Flathead's name is Zach LaVine, yes, his heart is bleeding right now, and all the pocket money he saved for a year is spent on it, but if he can invite Joanna to watch the game with him, it will be worth everything.
I have to say that Laven's vision is really good, if Liu Ren sees Joanna, he will also praise the beauty, the delicate face and the huge chest are definitely the type of men with three skin tones, black, white and yellow.
Joanna smiled and took the ticket from her best friend and put it back in LaVine's hand and asked, "Is it a date?" Yes, I can think about it. ”
After saying that, Joanna pulled her envious best friend and turned away.
LaVine is just an 18-year-old chick, and he hasn't had a girlfriend yet, and when he reacts, his sweetheart has already gone away.
"Dangdangdang...... Of course, Joanna, I'm going on a date with you! Laven hurried after him, and when he came around a corner, he lost the man and ran into a passerby.
Ravan quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, you're okay...... You're Liu! Wow!!! You're really Liu! ”