Chapter 157: Shall We Squeeze In?
Elsa shuddered suddenly.
Don was stunned and stopped feeding Nora.
"What's wrong?"
"I don't know."
Elsa smiled shyly: "It always feels like someone is talking badly about me behind my back......"
Don En smiled: "Maybe the people in the guard are saying bad things about you, after all, your devil training a while ago can toss them badly." ”
Elsa blushed: "It's obviously the training method you formulated, Lord Lord...... It's too much for Lord Lord to say that......"
"But I didn't do it."
Don spread his hands and laughed.
The Hilton next to him looked at these two guys and felt that he was really ...... It's too much of an eyesore.
From Elsa's shy eyes looking at Don, Hilton could feel that this girl had developed a green affection for her lord, maybe she didn't understand what was going on, but Hilton was not a little girl, of course she knew what girls of this age were thinking.
Especially when chatting with Elsa, she also learns about Elsa's unknown hobby - she likes to read knight novels.
Romantic knight novels and bards tell stories that poison not one or two generations, even the young aristocratic girls in the imperial capital are immersed in sweet dreams all day long, wishing that they become the protagonists of those stories, are taken away by demon kings or evil dragons, and then are rescued by young and handsome (because they are important) and powerful (a must for heroes to save beauty) knight princes, and then fall into a wonderful love......
But what about the reality?
Beelzebub? What the hell is that?
Defeat the dragon and save the beauty? Are you kidding?
Let's not talk about whether there are evil dragons, even if there are evil dragons. How many people dare to challenge the dragon? Not to mention just to save a girl?
Let's put it another way. What level of powerhouse can defeat the dragon? Those strong people are hundreds of years old, to say the least, right? Will you watch a little girl's film?
Don't say anything else. Let's talk about an incident a few years ago, the emperor had a knightly novel deep poisoning patient, a noble lady named Lilian, she secretly went to the mercenary guild to issue a mission, took out 10,000 gold coins and asked to find a dragon to kidnap herself.
This was originally just a daydream of a girl who loves to dream, and everyone who knows it is happy, even the people of the Mercenary Guild are happy, in order to increase the comedic effect. also deliberately marked this task with a four-star level of reward as a nine-star task and hung it on the top.
However, after comedy, there is drama.
Strangely, there happened to be a dragon who had become a human bard, and he didn't know if it was boring or to find writing material for himself, and his eyes lit up after seeing this task, so he didn't hesitate to take it.
He then turned into a dragon and descended on Alink, "kidnapping" Lillian away, and at the same time "viciously" threatening the garrison of the imperial capital at Lillian's request, demanding 10 million gold coins to ransom her - or find a dragon slayer hero to rescue her in the "dragon's lair".
The so-called dragon's lair was a cave that the dragon had built in a random hill less than forty kilometers away from Alink.
After learning about this, Victor. Ilrus felt like he was really beeping a dog. He worries about the future of the empire all day long, and his hair is almost gray, but it is not enough for these nobles to eat, drink and be merry all day. still thought of a way to block his heart, and actually took the initiative to invite the dragon to kidnap him, isn't this what is it that is full of food?
Dragon Slayer Hero? Head w? Where the hell did he go to find the dragon slayer hero?
If it weren't for the fact that Lilian's family was important to the empire and usually supported his policies, Victor would have wanted to raid the house in a fit of rage.
Lillian stayed in the Dragon's Lair, expecting the hero to come to her rescue, expecting, expecting...... In a flash, more than half a year has passed, and as a result, I haven't even seen a single hero hair.
And what about the dragons? Taking care of Lilian's food, clothing and daily life every day, he didn't even have time to think about the story and write, and finally he was annoyed by her and almost collapsed, so he thought of a way, and simply turned into a human form and went to Alinks to recommend himself, saying that he could persuade the dragon to release him, and Victor was overjoyed at that time, and Corporal Lixian was treated as a guest, and he was entertained with good food and drink, and then agreed to all his requests, and the treasure and gold coins were all presented, and finally he was dressed up to see him off......
Then, Lillian was successfully "rescued" back.
But before those people could be happy, the hero who saved the man suddenly turned into a dragon, flapped his wings and walked away, not taking a cloud with him...... Ahh He also took away a large sum of treasure and gold coins!
As long as you are not an idiot, I am afraid you have already understood, the whole kidnapping case originated from the poisoning of the noble girl knight novel, Lilian lost 10,000 gold coins, most of the year, but did not see the hero of her dreams, His Majesty Victor also lost a lot of treasures and gold coins for the face of the empire, and in the whole thing, the only thing that was made was the dragon who played the kidnapper and the hero at the same time.
However, no one can say that he is wrong.
After discovering the truth, almost the entire Alinks had a "I really beeped the dog" expression.
Since then, that Lillian has become the laughing stock of the entire Alinks in private, and has been grounded for causing her family to lose face......
Therefore, knightly novels are very harmful......
Looking at Elsa now, Hilton felt like she had seen another Lillian.
After dinner, everyone went back to their rooms to rest, and Don made an excuse to take Elia out for a spin in order to leave private time for Hilton and Elsa to wash.
However, the town of Morning Mist is not big, and it only takes ten minutes to turn around, and this town is covered with thick fog at night, and the black lights are not any better, and finally Don En simply took Illya to practice magic outside the town.
Illya's magic mastery speed is still so perverted, and in the past few days, the zero-order spells that Tang En taught her have already mastered, and they are still very proficient.
However, since the first-order spell was already lethal, Tang En was very hesitant to teach Illya now. If she can't control her magic. Once it erupts. The consequences can be devastating.
After hesitating for a long time, Don decided to teach Elijah the few spells that were not lethal in the first-order spells, such as the Mage's Hand, the Eye of Mana, and the Mana Armor.
Elijah was a quick learner, and after Don only demonstrated it, she was able to master the corresponding spell immediately, and then increased her proficiency at a very rapid rate.
This made Don start to doubt life again.
Illya, however, was pleased. She enjoyed this time alone with Donn, and only at this time could she truly feel that she was pampered and needed, rather than an abandoned orphan.
She longs for love, for being favored, for Don's eyes to be on her all the time, that's why she studies so hard.
Because she felt that only in this way would she be useful to the lord's big brother. will be more loved by him.
When she becomes stronger, she can really help the lord's big brother.
What the? Nora, you say?
Although the little one flapped his wings vigorously to make himself shine brighter. However, at this moment, in Eliya's eyes, Nora's presence is almost zero!
At the same time, the tavern room.
"Elsa, your skin is so good."
Hilton stroked Elsa's skin, a look of amazement, this delicate and healthy complexion, better than her well-maintained skin, not at all like a girl born in Ellington, more like a lady from a noble family in the imperial capital.
"Sister Hilton, your skin isn't bad, and you're in good shape."
Elsa was very happy to receive the compliment, and looked at Hilton's plump figure with a little envy, and then looked down at her chest, her mouth curled, and she soaked in the water and bubbled.
"My sister is different from you, my sister is old."
Hilton said with a smile: "My sister is not an apocalypse, there is no way to cultivate combat skills or magic, think about it, if you are also the same size as my sister, wouldn't it be very troublesome when fighting?" ”
"Huh?"
Elsa thought about it for a while, and immediately thought it was true: "It's really, it affects the battle too much." ”
"So, your body must have grown like this to adapt to your usual training, and if you don't need to fight, maybe it will develop again."
Hilton smiled slightly, changed his words, and continued, "And I think Lord Lord must prefer you like this. ”
"Huh? Huh!? ”
Elsa's face turned red all of a sudden: "Sister Hilton, what are you talking about!" Why do you say Lord Lord! He, he's not going to like me, I'm ......."
Hilton said meaningfully: "Of course I like ......"
Don didn't show any unusual expressions to her plump body, even Fiona, and even looked at them calmly, without any fluctuations in lust, on the contrary, he usually liked to stick with Eliya, especially when he looked at Elia......
The lord clearly prefers little girls!
In other words, if the lord doesn't have a unique hobby and likes little girls, he should be more inclined to choose a woman of Elsa's body type!
"Elsa, if you want to win the favor of the lord, I can teach you some methods......"
Hilton looked at Elsa with a smile, dealing with men, she is still very experienced in battle.
"No, no......"
"Really? It's hard for you to win the favor of your lord. ”
"Really, really, really......"
"Okay then...... Hmm, I don't know why, I suddenly felt so sleepy, I went back to sleep first......"
By the time Donn and Elijah returned to the room, Hilton had fallen asleep, and Elsa was standing dumbly beside her, looking at Hilton, who had taken over the entire bed on her back, not knowing what to do.
What about squeezing it?
Don smiled, "You and Elijah lie on this bed and sleep, I'll just sit on the chair and rest for the night." ”
With Donne's strength, he actually can't sleep or not.
Elsa was very embarrassed, and after holding it for a long time, she blushed before she mustered up her courage and stammered: "Yes, no, or lord, I, let's squeeze, squeeze......"
"No," Donn smiled and waved his hand, "how uncomfortable it is to squeeze into sleep." (To be continued.) )
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